Posted on 11/07/2005 11:13:02 AM PST by laney
Victims of Plastic Surgery?
(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...
It's official. I''m old.
You're young at heart!
;-)
DD
Oh, absolutely! Mentally I'm younger now than I was when I was sixteen.
Yes, certain older men can be incredibly sexy.
I know. I get told that all the time.
Heading the list is "The Boss" - Jim Robinson.
He turned 60 last Friday.
Wow! That's Meg Ryan now? She used to be awfully cute but now she looks like that 40-something single woman who works in Accounts Payable and has six cats and a one-bedroom apartment and hasn't had a date in four years but STILL BELIEVES IN LOVE...
I'm stunned that Naomi Judd will turn 60 next year ...
The Boss...60?? Really?? I had no idea.
We are the old, we've got arthritis
Our gums are weak ( so weak ) from gingivitis
We are the old, we've got arthritis
We are the ones who wear bifocals and have bursitis
There are people younger but we heed another call
We really need the money, our accountants took it all
We sing to you, those who have money
Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny
We need your help, so please please dig deep
Don't call after 10 'cos we'll be asleep
We have medicare and anti-gas pills
But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills
We are the old [ they are the old ]
We have arthritis [ they have arthritis ]
Once we were gods, no golf excites us [ golf excites 'em ]
So write a check ( a really big one ) for our December
There's another verse, but we can't remember
Awesome. I'm glad that I've got something to look forward to in the years ahead.
Ashley is a beauty all right.
Happy Birthday Jim! I didn't realize, otherwise I'd have sent flowers. :)
That is a brilliant catch!
Did you remember this from the movie?
Your list of problems is a joke. I receive them from friends and react the same way. NOT EVEN one of those comments fits my life.
YES! I do remember I am lucky, when I wake up each day!
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