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Gallo's Sperm for Sale Over Internet: Offers 50k Discount To Women With Natural Blonde Hair
Spotlighting News ^
| 11/7/05
Posted on 11/07/2005 10:51:47 AM PST by gopwinsin04
A website which claims to be the official site of director Vincent Gallo is selling the actors sperm for $1 million dollars, along with an additional offer of natural conception for $500,000 extra. (with the fee being waved if the woman is attractive)
Gallo said he is retaining the right to refuse to sell to women with extremely dark complexions and offered a $50,000 discount to women with natural blonde hair and blue eyes.
The site describes the actor: Mr. Gallo is 5 feet 11 inches tall and has blue eyes. There are no known history of congenital diseases.
(The website) VGMmerchandise.com offers a variety of Gallo themed items including autographed magazine covers, albums, film equipment and the controversial Brown Bunny poster.
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KEYWORDS: panspermia; ubersperm
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To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
11/07/2005 11:01:08 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: gopwinsin04
B-B-But Liberals AREN'T RACSISTS!!!!......
22
posted on
11/07/2005 11:02:02 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Whatever happened to formulas 1 through 408?.........)
To: gopwinsin04
I always knew I was easy.
Now I find out I'm cheap too.
23
posted on
11/07/2005 11:02:02 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: elmer fudd
LOL!
BTW. Your screen name "elmer fudd" is really interesting since the last owner of my house was named "Elmer Flood".
Just sort of made me chuckle.
24
posted on
11/07/2005 11:02:05 AM PST
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: scott7278; Dashing Dasher; Clemenza; gopwinsin04
You all need to ping Mr. Gallo to your next Friday Singles Thread. And he has just readjusted the market value for dating requirements.
25
posted on
11/07/2005 11:02:27 AM PST
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: gopwinsin04
I'm imagining Monica Lewinsky's comment on this...
"I've never paid that much for a drink ever."
26
posted on
11/07/2005 11:02:45 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(...oops, did I say that out loud?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
27
posted on
11/07/2005 11:03:18 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: Junior
Ridiculous whack job ping
28
posted on
11/07/2005 11:03:34 AM PST
by
cjshapi
To: cjshapi
Ridiculous whack job ping Wonder how much he wants for one of those?
29
posted on
11/07/2005 11:04:39 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: gopwinsin04
A quick glance at his website suggests to me that there are about a dozen different ways that he could be sued here in the US....including for child support.
To: cjshapi
Whack job, indeed. And overpriced at any price.
To: EX52D; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Thanks for the ping.
I have blonde hair and blue eyes. But I would have to refer Gallo to my helmet sticker that says, "I Wouldn't F*ck You For Practice". (* added for posting)
Pervert PING!!
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posted on
11/07/2005 11:06:20 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: gopwinsin04
Ahhh -- Capitalism at its BEST!
33
posted on
11/07/2005 11:06:20 AM PST
by
soltice
To: EX52D
Do we still get any discount if
we have green eyes instead of blue?
34
posted on
11/07/2005 11:06:43 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(I see no problems between us that could not be solved by your departure.)
To: Always Right
I think he may have violated several laws with that statement. Right out of Hitler's mold?!
To: gopwinsin04
Does he need the money to finance his latest low budget art film that no one watns to see? No, he needs the tons of free publicity this will generate.
36
posted on
11/07/2005 11:08:12 AM PST
by
LexBaird
(tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
To: Tijeras_Slim
You're not cheap, but you can be had, right?
37
posted on
11/07/2005 11:08:19 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: nuconvert
Looks like the boy or girl will like bowling...
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To: gopwinsin04
For a second I thought that was the name of the lawyer that Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny" pretended to be, but remembered that was Jerry Gallo (or "Callo").
Otherwise, I have no idea who this idiot is.
To: Tijeras_Slim
"Why aren't you here yet?" I was typing out the ping list again.
40
posted on
11/07/2005 11:09:31 AM PST
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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