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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland
I don't know about the football, as I would rather watch politicians debate than to watch sports.
That doesn't mean I do watch politicians debate, it just means I'd rather.
I'd rather drink than do either, and I don't drink...
Er, um, the library sounds good. In fact, doing laundry would be preferable to drinking or watching fat cats tussle over empty stuff.
Morning, T-C! Looks like you won't be the only one riding in a hot tub to orbit. Kindly Old Doc Tsu says it's the only way to fly!
6,521
posted on
12/13/2005 6:38:34 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
I can drink and do laundry at the same time.
Looking forward to the hot tub!
6,522
posted on
12/13/2005 6:51:57 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: StarCMC; Monkey Face
6,523
posted on
12/13/2005 7:07:52 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Tax-chick
The advantages of drinking while you do laundry is that when you get finished with either one, you're finished with both.
6,524
posted on
12/13/2005 7:08:35 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Dead Corpse
6,525
posted on
12/13/2005 7:08:55 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
You just give up on keeping up, don't you?
6,526
posted on
12/13/2005 7:09:33 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Tax-chick
Yeah... in my MUCH younger days I was known for stuffing my closet full to bursting. Not just with clothes though. I once locked both my sisters and a couple of their friends in my closet. For an hour... hehhe...
These days, I'm pretty much a laundry basket Nazi.
Guess I'm gettin' old.
6,527
posted on
12/13/2005 7:10:14 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: sionnsar
6,528
posted on
12/13/2005 7:10:50 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
When you guys put 500-600 posts on over night, it's kinda hard to keep up.
6,529
posted on
12/13/2005 7:11:29 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
6,530
posted on
12/13/2005 7:12:24 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Dead Corpse
I had trouble keEping up while it was going on!
6,531
posted on
12/13/2005 7:12:43 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Dead Corpse
"Why am I the only one in this family who can see socks on the floor?!?"
6,532
posted on
12/13/2005 7:12:58 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: NicknamedBob
Yup. It's moving way too fast -- I don't have the time to keep up.
6,533
posted on
12/13/2005 7:14:35 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: Tax-chick
Plus you have a solvent handy. Wouldn't work if you were trying to wash out the smell of booze, though.
6,534
posted on
12/13/2005 7:15:01 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse
Didn't mean to have my voice crack, there.
6,535
posted on
12/13/2005 7:16:58 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
Wine in the laundry is a bad idea, especially red. Unless you were bored with whites and wanted everything pink!
6,536
posted on
12/13/2005 7:17:52 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: All; yall
6,537
posted on
12/13/2005 7:18:23 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
To: sionnsar
6,538
posted on
12/13/2005 7:21:28 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't HAVE to be a fat pervert to speak out about eating too much and lack of morals." ~ LG)
To: Tax-chick
On the floor. In the bathroom. Hallway. Ect...
The thing is, it takes less energy to just toss it in the basket than it does to toss it on the floor FIRST, then have to go and pick it up again later.
I don't get it....
6,539
posted on
12/13/2005 7:23:43 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Tax-chick
Thanks, TC! I have to say, I am getting *very* concerned about what's going on over there.
6,540
posted on
12/13/2005 7:24:28 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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