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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Monkey Face
they litter our roads here.
along with possums
6,381
posted on
12/12/2005 8:35:28 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: StarCMC
They're in Oklahoma.
1996, someone let one loose in our training barracks.
It scratched the daylights out of our freshly waxed floor.
6,382
posted on
12/12/2005 8:35:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Monkey Face; StarCMC
Even Casa Grande...Gila Bend'Face is right, but go in the Spring or Fall. Those places will kill your average out-of-stater in the Summer, huh 'Face?
6,383
posted on
12/12/2005 8:36:22 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: King Prout
6,384
posted on
12/12/2005 8:36:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: StarCMC
"driving around the Grand Canyon to the North Rim" Ooh! Wait until you see Valles Marinaris!
6,385
posted on
12/12/2005 8:38:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Monkey Face
buzzard-bait.
haven't seen Hillary dipping her beak... yet
6,386
posted on
12/12/2005 8:38:22 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: timpad; StarCMC
Er...since I'm not an "average out-of-stater" I can't answer that. I don't really start to move until the temp is in the 100's...
6,387
posted on
12/12/2005 8:38:29 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: timpad
That sounds great!!
When we got to the Canyon, we went to the South Rim and were so bummed by the sheer number of people. MAJOR disappointment. We asked the rangers and they kept directing us to this campground or that one.
On our way out of the park, we saw this Ranger station ALMOST hidden in the woods. We decided to give it one last shot. There was a femal Ranger there who could tell we were serious about not wanting to camp in a campground with the rest of the world. She pulled out a fire road map which we bought for 10 bucks and showed us EXACTLY where we wanted to go and pointed out several interesting views. I believe the place we set up camp was called "Fire Point." We pitched our tent LITERALLY 10 feet from the edge. It was cold as anything (<40 degrees) at night. LOL
If we hadn't happened into that one Ranger the whole trip would have been a HUGE disappointment.
6,388
posted on
12/12/2005 8:39:41 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: NicknamedBob
Olympus Mons is quite near that rift, is it not?
a 40 mile tall volcano whose base would cover Nebraska... THAT I gotta see.
6,389
posted on
12/12/2005 8:39:51 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darksheare
6,390
posted on
12/12/2005 8:40:18 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: King Prout
She's nothing but buzzard bait, so where's the confusion?
6,391
posted on
12/12/2005 8:42:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: StarCMC
Should've seen the look on the DrillSars face the next morning.
He'd watched us wax the floor.
And in he walks and the floor looks like someone dragged chains over it.
6,392
posted on
12/12/2005 8:43:24 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Monkey Face
well, I reckon she's a cannibal, too.
6,393
posted on
12/12/2005 8:44:43 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Yeah, it's to the left in that picture.
I've got a crater picked out for us to nestle our Flying Castle into after we get there.
It'll be just like we settled down into Lake Fate again, only drier, ... and colder!
6,394
posted on
12/12/2005 8:45:42 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
have you factored in the presence of subsurface water ice, and the possible results of flash-heating it with our thrusters in a low pressure environment?
6,395
posted on
12/12/2005 8:49:29 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
Olympus Mons is on the Tharsus Plateau, north and west of Mariner Valley. Looks like about 600km away.
6,396
posted on
12/12/2005 8:52:21 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: StarCMC
the sheer number of people.Yeah, it's hard these days to find a spot to stand. Glad you got a good helping hand!
6,397
posted on
12/12/2005 8:56:17 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: King Prout; Darksheare
Oh, we're not going to get stuck. The exhaust gases will be on the outslope of the small crater.
If we're lucky, we might be able to tap into some volatiles for propulsion and replenishment.
We'll have to be careful about any water we get from there. Who knows what kind of critters might be lurking in it?
We'll let Darksheare drink the first glass.
6,398
posted on
12/12/2005 8:56:52 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob; King Prout
"Tastes like Mr. Pib!"
*collective gasps*
"What kind of HORRIBLE place is this?!" -background voice.
6,399
posted on
12/12/2005 8:58:05 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: timpad
hrmn... thought it was closer than that.
6,400
posted on
12/12/2005 8:58:37 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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