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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Darksheare

pingpongballs are made of what is essentally nitrocellulose


6,361 posted on 12/12/2005 8:28:38 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

*Bad Idea generated*


6,362 posted on 12/12/2005 8:29:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

Got any woodchucks?

;-)


6,363 posted on 12/12/2005 8:29:36 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: timpad

No - honestly - the only Arizona I have seen consisted of landing in Phoenix, renting an EEEEEVIL SUV, driving around the Grand Canyon to the North Rim (thru the fire roads -- I mean like 10 feet from the North Rim) and camping. Then finishing our around the Canyon trip with a sidetrip thru Vegas, back to Phoenix and flying home.


6,364 posted on 12/12/2005 8:30:06 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: timpad

YAH!

Even Casa Grande is nothing to be sneezed at...and the petroglyphs outside of Gila Bend are nothing short of awesome!


6,365 posted on 12/12/2005 8:30:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare
*Bad Idea generated*

Well, at least he warned us...

6,366 posted on 12/12/2005 8:30:12 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Darksheare

no - we have armadillos


6,367 posted on 12/12/2005 8:30:49 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: timpad

Usually there's a warning.
;-)


6,368 posted on 12/12/2005 8:30:59 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare
*Bad Idea generated*

Is there a numbering system for those? Any index or anything? I'm just wondering, in case I want to put together a Top Ten List or something.

6,369 posted on 12/12/2005 8:31:28 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: StarCMC
Our flight is scheduled for December 27th. Toward New Year's, we'll be rounding the Moon on our way to interplanetary space.
6,370 posted on 12/12/2005 8:31:54 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: timpad

Kind of like that sucking sound when a firecracker's about to blow.


6,371 posted on 12/12/2005 8:32:02 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: King Prout

'Dillos.. squeaky armor plated rats that stink and jump..


6,372 posted on 12/12/2005 8:32:05 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: timpad

We are near Bad Idea #98,799,837.


6,373 posted on 12/12/2005 8:33:11 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

yes.


6,374 posted on 12/12/2005 8:33:15 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: StarCMC
driving around the Grand Canyon to the North Rim

That's a good start. If you ever get a chance, try the Mogollon Rim. The view, looking out over the Salt River Valley for what appears to be an endless distance, is not to be believed until seen.

Just a thought...

6,375 posted on 12/12/2005 8:33:52 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: King Prout

Lots of armadillos in Arkansas...but I think they are called "supper" there...


6,376 posted on 12/12/2005 8:34:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

They're hell on freshly waxed floors.


6,377 posted on 12/12/2005 8:34:39 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

relax - pingpongballs are too expensive to use them as a base for anything amusing and disposable


6,378 posted on 12/12/2005 8:34:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

Those things have been moving into Missouri!!


6,379 posted on 12/12/2005 8:34:53 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: King Prout

Drats.


6,380 posted on 12/12/2005 8:35:14 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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