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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Monkey Face
and slap my hands!!!!

Not that would be a dangerous thing for them to do. We WoWs slap back. I know you're there with me. :)

I'm grumpy and crabby because I'm out of cigarettes and Hubbys attitude is "So?". teeth gnashing time

6,221 posted on 12/12/2005 6:23:23 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: timpad

I'll check the windows first before asking, it may hit them without being asked.
I never had to do the widows down there before.



Pretty good.
Saw an Al Franken troll yesterday or so.
He went all splodey.
Other than that, been hectic on my end of things.


6,222 posted on 12/12/2005 6:23:26 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

If it keep the floors clean, it can't be all THAT bad!
Just make sure it does ALL the floors...I HATE buckets of dirty water!


6,223 posted on 12/12/2005 6:23:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Willdo!


6,224 posted on 12/12/2005 6:24:26 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76
Can all go to these, but unless you are in a long term relationship, this would be a bad dating atmosphere for non-teenagers. A Ca Guy (Referring to cheap movies.

What? You don't like cheap dates? tuliptree76

Unless the guy is a kid or these are just friends, any date should be considered for the man a potential future wife. I think out of respect and because he should feel privileged to be taking her out, he should not treat her cheap. In a way that is being cheap to yourself.

If people are dating for a while and some logic settles in, a movie close by for $1.50 in a clean place is fine and leaves money in the budget for other things to do.

Here in Los Angeles, at night you can spend $15 a ticket to a movie and parking alone at an event can be $20. The wage needed to afford a home if you don't have one already here in CA is $129,000, but the CA average family earns around $55,000.

Most people have to budget in their life in some way, but not in the beginning of a relationship with a potential mate. I think that is rude unless you are a child.

That is just my opinion.

6,225 posted on 12/12/2005 6:25:12 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

GRRRR! When I smoked (cigarettes) I HATED running out, and it was PMS X 30.


6,226 posted on 12/12/2005 6:25:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
On chilly nights, no one but the most hardy come to the observatory.

I was born amongst the Dan peoples, of the Teuton tribes. The cold is no obstacle.

To keep someone out? Or keep someone IN?

Depends entirely upon compatibility issues *wink*

6,227 posted on 12/12/2005 6:25:58 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Darksheare
I never had to do the widows down there before.

Sometimes, I think your typos have a deeper meaning ;-)

Saw an Al Franken troll yesterday or so. He went all splodey.

Good. I hate FrankenTroll. The Ancient texts have kept me from effective troll-hunting lately, but I do what I can.

6,228 posted on 12/12/2005 6:30:22 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Dang! A man after my own Vik heart! OK...I lied...some Teutonic and Dans in there, as well as a few Rus and Amerinds...

Hardy folk, we are...

*whispers* (I say the lock is to keep "people" out...)

[I've got the furs...and some of the wine...if you get hungry...um...afterwards...we can order a platter to go...]


6,229 posted on 12/12/2005 6:30:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob
Our habitat will have a regularly scheduled rainfall early every morning

Good, I will retain some outside for emergency use, such as for an extremely large party.

6,230 posted on 12/12/2005 6:32:54 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Monkey Face

It's worse when someone else controls it. *sigh*


6,231 posted on 12/12/2005 6:34:03 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Monkey Face
if you get hungry...um...afterwards...we can order a platter to go...

Strength is important.

Waiter? A portable spread, please, forthwith.

6,232 posted on 12/12/2005 6:35:48 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: A CA Guy

I seriously wouldn't know what to do if someone spent more than 10 bucks on me. But, then again, I can't exactly remember the last time I went on a date.


6,233 posted on 12/12/2005 6:39:44 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

How well I know...


6,234 posted on 12/12/2005 6:41:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob
something akin to an orrery might actually be useful,

Hmmm...an actual artifact..perhaps an ignorant censor would've missed it. Artifacts are harder to come by, but not impossible. I will endeavour to persevere, Chief Engineer.

6,235 posted on 12/12/2005 6:43:49 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Darksheare

Ick.


6,236 posted on 12/12/2005 6:44:22 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: timpad

"...A portable spread, please, forthwith..."

And where, (pray, tell) would we be going that we would need a "portable" spread? (If I may be so bold...)


6,237 posted on 12/12/2005 6:45:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: timpad

He had the handle of 'independenceday', and his posts are still up.

The writings of the ancient ones.
Cool.


6,238 posted on 12/12/2005 6:48:28 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm headed to the Observatory with these portable vittles for some star gazing.


6,239 posted on 12/12/2005 6:48:52 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

Sometimes I, too, wonder if there is dsome freudian meaning to some of my typos.


6,240 posted on 12/12/2005 6:48:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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