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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: King Prout
No, I meant I'd like a handgun, but the rifle is nice.
5,981
posted on
12/12/2005 1:03:21 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Monkey Face
You're still a "Charly Sunshine," 'Face.
I admire your ability to not let things get you down.
5,982
posted on
12/12/2005 1:03:55 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: King Prout
Sadly, I just look, I don't own.
5,983
posted on
12/12/2005 1:03:58 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
Only if he ignored the stab in his foot. You have to be discreet at cocktail parties, you know....
5,984
posted on
12/12/2005 1:04:22 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout
My daschund can beat up your viking kittie!
5,985
posted on
12/12/2005 1:04:36 PM PST
by
YourAdHere
(Viking kitties taste like chicken.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Oh, I'm just making a joke - I think dominatrices use stilettos.
5,986
posted on
12/12/2005 1:05:26 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
I really, REALLY want a Saiga-12
***
hey, Darksheare... what is a ".50 cal. CHOAD"???
5,987
posted on
12/12/2005 1:05:27 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: YourAdHere; King Prout
Your dachsund's a weiner!
5,988
posted on
12/12/2005 1:06:56 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darkchylde
that sad state can be fixed.
5,989
posted on
12/12/2005 1:07:12 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
oh. hrmn.
how big are your hands?
5,990
posted on
12/12/2005 1:07:47 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Children.. Pokomoco."
*Suddenly, as if activated by code word, the children become menacing machines of doom!
5,991
posted on
12/12/2005 1:07:49 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Ah. Stillettos are not just for dominatrices any more....
5,992
posted on
12/12/2005 1:07:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: King Prout; Darkchylde
Hmm.. she wants a Saiga?
Cool.
5,993
posted on
12/12/2005 1:09:03 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: YourAdHere
Well, the 7.6lb Mollie bosses around the 80lb Droog, so I dunno what odds I'd put on the wienerdog's survival
5,994
posted on
12/12/2005 1:09:16 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Ah. Stillettos are not just for dominatrices any more.... For women who like walking funny!!
5,995
posted on
12/12/2005 1:09:30 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
You don't know how to discreetly lodge your foot in
someone's chest?... Maybe I'm going to the wrong parties.
5,996
posted on
12/12/2005 1:09:37 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
5,997
posted on
12/12/2005 1:09:54 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland
I truly like the way her kids can be snapped-to with a word or a glance.
5,998
posted on
12/12/2005 1:10:23 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
5,999
posted on
12/12/2005 1:10:40 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
6,000
posted on
12/12/2005 1:10:47 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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