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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland

When I was in my 20's I gained the nickname "Charly Sunshine"...I was "just one of the boys" but no one could say anything to dampen my spirit. I also made it a point to dress like I knew what I was "packin'."

I've never regretted it. (Although, at times, I have had a sense of cruel "role reversal"...)


5,961 posted on 12/12/2005 12:55:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hey, pumps come in handy... when you can't find the hammer.


5,962 posted on 12/12/2005 12:56:24 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yah...he's the best thing that ever met my daughter. He co-owns this place: http://www.renegadehybrids.com

I'll keep him...


5,963 posted on 12/12/2005 12:56:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde

Stillettos, the ones we women wear, are primarily for decoration and are secondarily for self-defense.


5,964 posted on 12/12/2005 12:56:53 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde

There is that.


5,965 posted on 12/12/2005 12:57:28 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

You go right on thinkin' that.....


5,966 posted on 12/12/2005 12:57:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I can't walk in those things. There's also a
knife called a stiletto, which is rather pretty.


5,967 posted on 12/12/2005 12:57:41 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

um. the M95 has a 29" barrel
there is no 50BMG made on this world that can be carried "covertly"


5,968 posted on 12/12/2005 12:57:54 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
*feline-like stretch*

Go ahead. Feed my fantasies. -- I recycle 'em.

5,969 posted on 12/12/2005 12:58:25 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Darkchylde

a stiletto is ok, so long as it is full-tang (not a folder)


5,970 posted on 12/12/2005 12:58:27 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Much better than that.... other THING.


5,971 posted on 12/12/2005 12:58:57 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

Yes, indeed, they do.


5,972 posted on 12/12/2005 12:59:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Stillettos, the ones we women wear, are primarily for decoration and are secondarily for self-defense.

...And naughty boy!!

5,973 posted on 12/12/2005 12:59:26 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Cool!

Looks like he knows his *ahem* parts.


5,974 posted on 12/12/2005 1:00:15 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde
I can't walk in those things. There's also a knife called a stiletto, which is rather pretty.

"Call that a stiletto, this is a stiletto!"

5,975 posted on 12/12/2005 1:00:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Oh, secret weaponry, eh?


5,976 posted on 12/12/2005 1:01:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Sure, makes a great decoration.... sticking out of
some wayward, brazen, misguided soul's chest.


5,977 posted on 12/12/2005 1:01:45 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Who's the naughty boy, IT?


5,978 posted on 12/12/2005 1:01:54 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

What are you in the mood for and how much time do you have?


5,979 posted on 12/12/2005 1:02:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

*zipping lips*


5,980 posted on 12/12/2005 1:03:16 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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