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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Darkchylde

picky, picky, picky..... :)


5,881 posted on 12/12/2005 12:13:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde

he looks like a sweetie.
cats can live a LONG time.
we've had cats live 20-odd years


5,882 posted on 12/12/2005 12:15:15 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

breakfast of champions...


5,883 posted on 12/12/2005 12:16:00 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

My kittie is 16.


5,884 posted on 12/12/2005 12:19:09 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darkchylde

I was hungry since I just had a weight loss shake for breakfast and a granola bar for a snack...

But the appetite is gone again. ;-)


5,885 posted on 12/12/2005 12:20:16 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick

True.
One must master teh power of The Voiceto be able to get teh attention of massively ADHD children.. and sometimes spouses.
(Not that the missus has trouble getting MY attention)


5,886 posted on 12/12/2005 12:23:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76

I hope I didn't make the thread go quiet...


5,887 posted on 12/12/2005 12:23:08 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

I think my sis mentioned a flamethrower.
But they're heavily regulated.


5,888 posted on 12/12/2005 12:23:57 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

He's a big baby, my baby. He doesn't
like it if I don't feed him. He cries at my
door, even saying "mommiiiiieee!". He
also helps me type, as seen in the pic.

Our cat, Mandy, is 22.


5,889 posted on 12/12/2005 12:24:12 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Yes I am. I was never one of those kids who ate bugs & such.


5,890 posted on 12/12/2005 12:25:32 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

Of course not.


5,891 posted on 12/12/2005 12:26:11 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

Er... glad I could help? ;-)


5,892 posted on 12/12/2005 12:26:46 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

So are my kids.

Nice triple 8's!


5,893 posted on 12/12/2005 12:28:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darkchylde

If given the heel of a loaf of bread, upon which side would you spread the peanut butter: the crust side or the "inside" side?


5,894 posted on 12/12/2005 12:29:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare; King Prout; Alice au Wonderland

No, you always mention a flamethrower.
I want something.... pretty. ;-)


5,895 posted on 12/12/2005 12:29:48 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

ROFL!


5,896 posted on 12/12/2005 12:30:46 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

The inside, but I don't eat heels.


5,897 posted on 12/12/2005 12:30:53 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

Mollie is pretty talkative, though quiet about it. remarkable vocabulary.

Jones never spoke. He did sometimes follow me to work and howl like a banshee until let in.

*sigh*

I miss Jones.


5,898 posted on 12/12/2005 12:31:41 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare; King Prout
Now that I've stopped laughing, I've realized that there is a line of hardware tools that comes in a pink color, for women. Can "feminine"-colored weaponry be far behind?
5,899 posted on 12/12/2005 12:32:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi, Tulip!
I hope you're feeling better today.


5,900 posted on 12/12/2005 12:32:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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