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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: fanfan
Will you have some champagne?

Happy New Year!

I need a slug of something! Tea didn't do it! :)

12,681 posted on 12/31/2005 3:59:02 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Monkey Face
Light rain, though by now it should have developed into snow.

I'm going out in a few, so I should find out pretty soon.

12,682 posted on 12/31/2005 3:59:39 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: Das Outsider
...Need to creen you grass.

I'm sure. His grass needs to be mowed, no doubt! ;o]

12,683 posted on 12/31/2005 3:59:59 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Or, if you live here, "tree" more hours.

OMG!

You live in Quebec?

12,684 posted on 12/31/2005 4:00:23 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Santa Claus and David Hasselhoff in the same day! Who'd a thunk it?


12,685 posted on 12/31/2005 4:01:13 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face
I'm sure. His grass needs to be mowed, no doubt! ;o]

Something to the effect of, "Your behind is grass and my father is the lawn mower."
12,686 posted on 12/31/2005 4:02:21 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: TASMANIANRED; King Prout; NicknamedBob; All


*****HAPPY NEW YEAR*****

12,687 posted on 12/31/2005 4:04:25 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: Das Outsider

Yah...it's from the same book...;o]

But my dad turned the mowing duties over to me once he realized I was taller than he was...and could out-run him!


12,688 posted on 12/31/2005 4:05:10 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: MEG33

Happy New Year to you!


12,689 posted on 12/31/2005 4:05:35 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Monkey Face

Doing well enough.

Spent the 6 weeks before Christmas sewing making Christmas gifts .

Got them finished in the nick of time.

Had some problems around the homestead. Somebody was turning my girls loose.

We have installed heavy duty chains and padlocks on the 2 gates to the yard.

They are also no longer allowed outdoors without supervision.

During the daylight hours I go out with them accompanied by my revolver. I walk the perimeter and look for things tossed over the fence.

Mr . Taz has duty during the dark.

Otherwise I am A OK.

Howz about yourself? and Hobbes?


12,690 posted on 12/31/2005 4:08:40 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Democrats value the privacy of terrorists highter than the lives of Americans.)
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To: Monkey Face

You might have some of that really wet snow.


12,691 posted on 12/31/2005 4:09:15 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Democrats value the privacy of terrorists highter than the lives of Americans.)
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To: fanfan

Sentiments returned.


12,692 posted on 12/31/2005 4:09:56 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Democrats value the privacy of terrorists highter than the lives of Americans.)
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To: MEG33

Very Beautiful Meg.

You are an elegant Lass

Happy New year.


12,693 posted on 12/31/2005 4:10:43 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Democrats value the privacy of terrorists highter than the lives of Americans.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Thank you!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


12,694 posted on 12/31/2005 4:13:10 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Dang. That doesn't sound good at all.
Hobbes has a "brother" now...Calvin. He's about twice her size and is a long-haired tabby with white socks. They are still adjusting to each other.

But it's all good. ;o]


12,695 posted on 12/31/2005 4:13:13 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Das Outsider

LOL!

Another gold nugget.


12,696 posted on 12/31/2005 4:19:27 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Das Outsider
"Eyelish, check--you get rots uh plezents."

At first I couldn't figure out who Eyelish was. I'm all wet now. LOL!

Super!

12,697 posted on 12/31/2005 4:22:13 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Baraonda

Happy New Year, Baraonda!


12,698 posted on 12/31/2005 4:26:32 PM PST by Monkey Face ("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
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To: Das Outsider

"Maybe we arr have dlink of champagne?"

I got one leftover bottle of Spumanti and one bottle of Sparkling cider (apple) to contribute.


12,699 posted on 12/31/2005 4:27:00 PM PST by Baraonda (Demographic is destiny. Don't hire 3rd world illegal aliens nor support businesses that hire them.)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL!

I love your new tag line!


12,700 posted on 12/31/2005 4:27:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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