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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: A CA Guy; tuliptree76
She has a fat one, so if that is a great thing, she can join millions of others.

A fat what? And who are the millions of others?

11,841 posted on 12/28/2005 10:26:31 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Tax-chick

It's worth a try...


11,842 posted on 12/28/2005 10:29:13 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick; Alice au Wonderland
It's a significant victory just not having him going in his diapers or his pants!

It's a milestone in his life!!

11,843 posted on 12/28/2005 10:33:00 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Tax-chick

....not that he'll remember it...


11,844 posted on 12/28/2005 10:34:01 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I suppose....


11,845 posted on 12/28/2005 10:36:02 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
J-Lo has a large butt, nothing special about her except she sweats a lot.
11,846 posted on 12/28/2005 10:48:26 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: tuliptree76
It's smaller than mine.

If you are 4'8" tall like JLo, that could be unhealthy.

11,847 posted on 12/28/2005 10:50:47 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

J-Lo has a sweaty butt!! LOL!


11,848 posted on 12/28/2005 10:53:40 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I killed the thread, again.


11,849 posted on 12/28/2005 11:17:23 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy; Irish_Thatcherite

I didn't know she was only 4'8", but still it's not *that* big.

But I guess everyone's definition of "fat" is different.


11,850 posted on 12/28/2005 11:31:01 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; A CA Guy
A fat what? And who are the millions of others?

He was referring to her rear end.

11,851 posted on 12/28/2005 11:32:47 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
I wouldn't dream of unlocking it!

See, 'Face. He's being a gentleman.

11,852 posted on 12/28/2005 11:34:45 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I killed the thread, again.

No, you didn't. It was just asleep for a bit.

Besides, that's my job.

11,853 posted on 12/28/2005 11:37:33 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Good afternoon, now. :-)


11,854 posted on 12/28/2005 11:40:10 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
See, 'Face. He's being a gentleman.

I'm trying to be, it's not easy...

11,855 posted on 12/28/2005 11:45:41 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76; A CA Guy
He was referring to her rear end.

I had forgotten about the J-Lo discussion when I asked that!

11,856 posted on 12/28/2005 11:47:08 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
No, you didn't. It was just asleep for a bit.

And it got a pleasant awakening!!

11,857 posted on 12/28/2005 11:48:07 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi.


11,858 posted on 12/28/2005 11:50:55 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I found this on the internet about JLo's body size, so I'm not sure if it's true or not:

"At 5 feet 6 inches, she weights 120 pounds and wears a size 6."

Found here: http://www.thundersearch.com/JenniferLopez/jlusstyle4.htm

So if that's fat, then I'm a whale.


11,859 posted on 12/28/2005 11:55:15 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

Oops! Forgot to ping you to post #11,859.


11,860 posted on 12/28/2005 11:56:02 AM PST by tuliptree76
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