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Parody ZOT of Free Republic
Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: Das Outsider
11,661
posted on
12/27/2005 6:44:55 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Easy for YOU to say!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell you the UT was ADDICTIVE???
11,662
posted on
12/27/2005 6:45:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
Son?
The orphanage told me you died in a horrible ice cream truck accident! I can't believe...could you wait a second? I'm getting a call from out of the country. North Korea? Who do I know in North Korea?
To: Monkey Face
With fresh orange juice and some Cherries or Strawberries on the side.
New Year's eve is coming....
To: Monkey Face
No I didn't!! The government should post warnings!!
11,665
posted on
12/27/2005 6:50:14 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Das Outsider
It's a plot...I was never killed in an ice cream truck accident. They told me if I didn't go along, they would cut your legs off at the knees...
A call from North Korea is not a good thing. The only person who could make that call would be....(no...I can't say it!)
11,666
posted on
12/27/2005 6:50:24 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: EsmeraldaA
Strawberries!!! Yah! (I want Friexenet Brut!)
11,667
posted on
12/27/2005 6:51:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
The GOVERNMENT???? Who asked THEM? This is the Free Republic! We don't NEED no steenking....*ahem*...sorry...(I got kinda carried away.)
11,668
posted on
12/27/2005 6:53:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
11,669
posted on
12/27/2005 6:54:42 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
11,670
posted on
12/27/2005 6:55:09 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Das Outsider; Monkey Face; Stellar Dendrite; Baraonda; fallujah-nuker
So...You wanna get frippant wit Kim, Mees Monkey? Ware, ware, ware. You feer floggy? Cuz Kim might ray smack down--light heeyuh, light now, unress you do a fayvuh. See, Kim say long ting to Madderin Arrbright, an now she tink Kim no ruv huh eenymoh.
If you hairp, Kim no annihirate you, ok?
Owsida Main, you know eeny good rines fo chicks? You know, rike, "Hey, baby, Kim make you wiredest dleems come tloo?"
To: Monkey Face
11,672
posted on
12/27/2005 6:56:53 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
Freixenet is great but there is one or two better (same price or better);)
To: Das Outsider
Hey, baby, Kim make you wiredest dleems come tloo The State shall provide....
11,674
posted on
12/27/2005 6:58:37 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Kim; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite
Owsida Main, you know eeny good rines fo chicks?
Tell her you read "The Little Prince," Kim.
To: Das Outsider
Kim...(you poor midguided soul) My KNEES are taller than you are! And if I fold my arms across my chest, I could SMOTHER you! (Get it???)
Your "affair" with "Madderin" is pretty sad...I mean...you two deserve each other SOOO much!!!!
*clutching sides, bending over in laughter*
11,676
posted on
12/27/2005 7:00:10 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: EsmeraldaA
I've tried most of them...I like the black bottles! (And what is inside them!)
11,677
posted on
12/27/2005 7:01:16 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Das Outsider
Not The Little Prince again!!
11,678
posted on
12/27/2005 7:01:24 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Thanks anyway. At least I can look it up in paper later.
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Not The Little Prince again!!"
What? You don't like bedtime stories?
11,680
posted on
12/27/2005 7:02:42 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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