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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Das Outsider

GAH!!! Not the "Momma" jokes!!!????


*trembling*
*bowing low*

Momma was SO right!


11,641 posted on 12/27/2005 6:25:48 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
Momma was SO right!

Did Momma say to never trust a four foot tall Korean dictator?
11,642 posted on 12/27/2005 6:28:11 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face
It was kind of grilled (inside), with a Lemon-Paprika and Herbs sauce. ;-))

And my Rigatoni was great. hehehe hehe
11,643 posted on 12/27/2005 6:30:01 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Das Outsider; NicknamedBob
Houston, we have a security breach.
11,644 posted on 12/27/2005 6:30:21 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Das Outsider

Actually, it was more like, "Beware of Geeks bearing grits."


11,645 posted on 12/27/2005 6:31:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Grilled with lemon-paprika...that doesn't sound too bad...as long as the mimosas keep coming! (And, of course, Esme's pasta...)


11,646 posted on 12/27/2005 6:33:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Das Outsider; Monkey Face
Did Momma say to never trust a four foot tall Korean dictator?



I got you numba light heeyuh, Meesa Owsida Main. You watch you step, ok? Kim no rike quisring, you know.

Why you act rike dis? You know Kim beddy beeg main--rike six foot foh.

11,647 posted on 12/27/2005 6:33:47 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face
Hmmmm.... pasta.


11,648 posted on 12/27/2005 6:35:44 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob
Houston, we have a security breach.

Before you know it, Kim will have chromed out the Castle and put Jay-Z on the PA system.
11,649 posted on 12/27/2005 6:36:32 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hmmm...you must be walking in your sleep...


11,650 posted on 12/27/2005 6:37:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
Well, we had red wine for the pasta and stuff, and then an excellent white for the Salmon.

The Mimosas were before meals.....and after.....and in between...hehe hehe
11,651 posted on 12/27/2005 6:38:08 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Das Outsider

Probably.


11,652 posted on 12/27/2005 6:38:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Why do you say that?


11,653 posted on 12/27/2005 6:38:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Das Outsider

Get 'im, D!

Show him who's Boss!!


"...rike six foot foh."

Funny...that's how tall my son is...*pondering*


11,654 posted on 12/27/2005 6:38:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
I got you numba light heeyuh, Meesa Owsida Main....

This is the first time that Kim has attacked me personally. We're witnessing a breakthrough here.
11,655 posted on 12/27/2005 6:39:18 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Because. *looking at watch* I think you have about eight hours on us Yanks...by Mountain Standard Time...


11,656 posted on 12/27/2005 6:40:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
Funny...that's how tall my son is...*pondering*

Mother?
11,657 posted on 12/27/2005 6:41:37 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: Das Outsider

Just leave him to me, D...

I never met a man I didn't ... er... like.

I'll see that he is no threat to you in the future.*wink-wink*


11,658 posted on 12/27/2005 6:42:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face

It's only 2:45AM!!


11,659 posted on 12/27/2005 6:44:13 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

"Well, we had red wine for the pasta and stuff, and then an excellent white for the Salmon.

The Mimosas were before meals.....and after.....and in between...hehe hehe"

Looks like I've been adopted into the best family there is!

Thanks! And I'll be more than happy to mix the mimosas!


11,660 posted on 12/27/2005 6:44:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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