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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, Bob!


11,601 posted on 12/27/2005 5:47:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob

I knew I should have put this wine in a sippy cup.


11,602 posted on 12/27/2005 5:48:26 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Delta 21

Kewl!
Congrats on the 00's!

(Great cat!)


11,603 posted on 12/27/2005 5:48:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
Thank you all very much

(((((((((((((((GROUPHUG))))))))))))

I have an early day tommorrow, and a 2 hour drive to the Lower Peninsula of VA.
I will be back tommorrow
NB, you can let me off right here, I'll catch a ride back on the next shuttle.
Good to know there are people who care..See ya'll..and THANKS

11,604 posted on 12/27/2005 5:48:56 PM PST by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

(Me too...)


11,605 posted on 12/27/2005 5:49:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: concretebob

{{{{concretebob}}}}

See you when you get back! *huggy things*


11,606 posted on 12/27/2005 5:50:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: concretebob
{{{{{{concretebob}}}}}}

Drive safely.

Let Sherri know that she has a whole bunch of people praying for her.

11,607 posted on 12/27/2005 5:53:15 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Monkey Face
My Christmas was wonderful 'Face, thanks for asking.

How about yours? :)
11,608 posted on 12/27/2005 5:54:03 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

It would have been really awesome if you had adopted me sooner...however, I'll be toasting my new family with mimosas every chance I get!! :o]

It wa spretty good...quiet, but good.

Did you have your boys?


11,609 posted on 12/27/2005 5:56:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Delta 21; sionnsar; Monkey Face; fanfan; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; King Prout

The acceleration begins softly, imperceptably.

If one were holding his hand out, he would feel it grow heavier. The trained student of the heavens, observing the changing scene above, would notice the slight differences in the angles of suspension of the Habitats.

No one misses the brilliant flares from the Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactor/Rocket Engines, as they take turns gently maneuvering the gargantuan rig.

In a counter-rotating Pod on the Thrust Ring, two images are lined up in a viewer. Across the width of the Thrust Ring, parallax gives an accurate measurement function. The controls are locked on the appropriate setting, and the time value dialed in.

Trans-Lunar Insertion, the acceleration maneuver that will take us out of Earth orbit, and on toward the moon, has begun.


11,610 posted on 12/27/2005 5:57:12 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear

See, who needs maps?

My family bumped me from the computer so they could play "Medieval Total War." Everyone needs a hobby, I guess :-).

I'll be off to my low-gravity sleep here in a minute.


11,611 posted on 12/27/2005 5:58:06 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: fanfan

Good night, everyone!


11,612 posted on 12/27/2005 5:58:07 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; Conspiracy Guy; NYC GOP Chick; MeekOneGOP; ...

I have been working way too hard the last few days!

I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas and ate lots of fattening stuff and enjoyed some good times with family and friends.


11,613 posted on 12/27/2005 5:58:15 PM PST by Delta 21 (MKC USCG-ret)
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To: NicknamedBob

That was subtle.


11,614 posted on 12/27/2005 5:58:41 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: NicknamedBob

WHOA! I feel like I could FLY!!!


11,615 posted on 12/27/2005 5:59:31 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Monkey Face
My late ex- worked on the Skylab and the first space shuttle...(I think one of my kids has all his patches...)

Skylab was after my time. I worked in the wind tunnels, mostly on the shuttle project. The very first test run they were trying to determine the optimum positioning of the Shuttle's several thrust rocket nozzles. The very last test run, several years later, they were testing a plate of the insulator material under the high dynamic (mechanical) stresses anticipated on re-entry.

By today's standards the technology was (almost painfully) primitive -- but those were fun times!

11,616 posted on 12/27/2005 6:00:07 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: fanfan

Night fanfan!


11,617 posted on 12/27/2005 6:00:11 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: concretebob

Very sorry to hear that, Bob. Prayers up!


11,618 posted on 12/27/2005 6:00:13 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick

And you got 11611 in the process! I hope your low-gravity sleep is deepo and undisturbed...


11,619 posted on 12/27/2005 6:00:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: concretebob

Prayers for Sherri going up.


11,620 posted on 12/27/2005 6:01:39 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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