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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: NicknamedBob

*click*
Thanks Bob!

(Are you also the "Imperial Weatherman" on this trip?)


11,541 posted on 12/27/2005 5:03:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: NicknamedBob
manacled prisoners???

We brought prisoners?
11,542 posted on 12/27/2005 5:03:45 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76
"I hope I didn't miss much!"

Nah. You didn't miss much. But when you have time, here's some reading material to catch up on.

11,543 posted on 12/27/2005 5:05:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan; Tax-chick

WHOA! That was SOOOO kewl, Teddy! Let's do it again!!!

Hi, TC! How are you feeling? Lighter? I hope?


11,544 posted on 12/27/2005 5:06:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; All
S**T!

Now I'm all wet!

I am definitely not ready for my close up, Mr. De Mille!

11,545 posted on 12/27/2005 5:07:32 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: freedumb2003

Done and DONE!!!

Thanks, Free! (That was one of my best piccies, ya know?)

*snort*


11,546 posted on 12/27/2005 5:07:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Tax-chick
You fixed the microwave? Wow! My canister vacuum is having a trauma, but I think it will cost more for parts to fix it than to get a new one.

Yah, but it failed in an area of my expertise, and fortunately the technology was from an era where you could still work on things with basic hand tools such as slaughtering irons.

Had it been a modern microwave, or had it suffered any of number of other failures, it would have been toast.

11,547 posted on 12/27/2005 5:08:18 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I couldn't get the article to work. They wanted me to log in. I know some professors who subscribe to it. When I get back, I'll see if any kept their copy. Otherwise, it's probably in the university library.


11,548 posted on 12/27/2005 5:08:47 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan; Irish_Thatcherite

IT, did you bring any mistletoe on the trip?


11,549 posted on 12/27/2005 5:09:38 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob
"We brought prisoners?" Musta been some of the DUmmies who GOT LOST.
11,550 posted on 12/27/2005 5:09:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan
"manacled prisoners??? We brought prisoners?"

Just checking.

At least someone pays attention to the notices!

11,551 posted on 12/27/2005 5:11:27 PM PST by NicknamedBob (So now the plane's going down, and all MacGyver finds is a spork -- Who ya gonna blame? WBAL,"Larry")
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To: sionnsar

Hi, sion!!

How are you feeling this evening?
We now have a name for your "malady;" California Flu


11,552 posted on 12/27/2005 5:12:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: sionnsar
basic hand tools such as slaughtering irons.

Ooooooo! Slaughtering irons! I want one.

11,553 posted on 12/27/2005 5:12:49 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: fanfan
:tosses fanfan a towel:

At least it is warm clean water.

11,554 posted on 12/27/2005 5:14:15 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Neets; Darksheare; scott0347; timpad; KangarooJacqui; The Scourge of Yazid; ...
FRiends, I don't mean to cast a pall on this thread, but I have a favor to ask.
A very dear, old friend is having a rough time.
She has just finished a regimen of chemo for breast cancer.
Would you all consider including her in your prayers tonite?
Her name is Sherri. I've known her since she was 16.
Thank you
Bob
11,555 posted on 12/27/2005 5:14:37 PM PST by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: tuliptree76
IT, did you bring any mistletoe on the trip?

I did, why you ask?

11,556 posted on 12/27/2005 5:15:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: concretebob

Prayer bump!

Done and doner -- and I think you might want to go ahead and start a vanity thread.


11,557 posted on 12/27/2005 5:15:53 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: concretebob
Of course.

And you might want to contact Brad's Grandma. She has a prayer ping list I think.

11,558 posted on 12/27/2005 5:16:53 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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To: concretebob
"The 26 year old microwave goes well with the 52+ year old toaster."

No, actually in form it's modern enough, with the two slots in the top and the bar you press down. But the cord is (still) wrapped in cloth, and the timer mechanism is pure clockwork mechanical. Every 2 to 3 years we shake the crumbs out of it; every 10 years I open it up, remove the clockwork, open that to get the crumbs out, re-lube and reassemble. It is amazing to see such rugged mechanics in a consumer device; this thing looks like it was built to survive WWIII...

I'd mention all the features it doesn't have... but it's the only toaster I use so I don't know what toasters today offer. Though it doesn't do Internet, and never will.

11,559 posted on 12/27/2005 5:16:54 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
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To: concretebob

Will do Bob.


11,560 posted on 12/27/2005 5:17:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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