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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: King Prout

We used him for training purposes, but Mcxlplx was unable to complete the kill. We let a trap take care of the rodent, in the end.


11,441 posted on 12/27/2005 2:23:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Agnes used to eat the heads off her prey, and then throw up.


11,442 posted on 12/27/2005 2:24:10 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: Tax-chick

The cats from my childhood often ate the heads of their kills and left the "tasty bits" for us on the doorstep as a gift.


11,443 posted on 12/27/2005 2:25:58 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Disemboweled rodents have a certain romantic appeal, I suppose. Better than live cockroaches, at least!


11,444 posted on 12/27/2005 2:26:50 PM PST by Tax-chick (A child is born in Bethlehem, Alleluia!)
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To: EsmeraldaA

How much longer are they staying?


11,445 posted on 12/27/2005 2:35:12 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Delta 21

LOL!

I love it!


11,446 posted on 12/27/2005 2:38:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Delta 21

PS: I hope your Christmas was safe and happy!


11,447 posted on 12/27/2005 2:38:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Delta 21

LOL!

You GO guy!


11,448 posted on 12/27/2005 2:39:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes, they are better, but not by much.


11,449 posted on 12/27/2005 2:40:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Monkey Face

Face!

Where are we?

I can't see a thing!

Is there a light switch over there?


11,450 posted on 12/27/2005 2:41:41 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

For another week or ten days maybe.


11,451 posted on 12/27/2005 2:43:29 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: concretebob; sionnsar

I wish I could find another of those toasters!
I like them MUCH better than the "pop-ups"


11,452 posted on 12/27/2005 2:46:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: EsmeraldaA

What kind of dogs are they?


11,453 posted on 12/27/2005 2:47:37 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I dunno, Fan!

I think my compass is broke!


11,454 posted on 12/27/2005 2:54:34 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: fanfan
One is always here, my black Lab Boris.

The guest is a French Bulldog named Frida.
11,455 posted on 12/27/2005 2:55:01 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face
Some of my best memories are waiting for the Nolde's breadman to show up, begging my grandmother to get one box of donuts, and then toasting them in that old Westinghouse two sided toaster.
With bread, you had to toast one side, then turn the bread over, and toast the other side.
11,456 posted on 12/27/2005 2:55:49 PM PST by concretebob (We should give anarchists what they want. Then we can kill them and not worry about jailtime.)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

OK.

Which station are we in?

Maybe we are in the HK time zone, cause it's dark.

Bob?
Why is it dark here? Does the lighting work automatically?
What happens if I need to go to the bathroom at night?

And what is that soft mushy thing against the wall?


11,457 posted on 12/27/2005 2:58:25 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: concretebob

Yep...that's the very toaster I had...and loved!


11,458 posted on 12/27/2005 2:59:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: EsmeraldaA
a French Bulldog named Frida.

LOL!

I can't imagine! Poor you.

11,459 posted on 12/27/2005 2:59:27 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: NicknamedBob
:runrunrunrunrun SLIDE!

Clang. Rip.

Rowl!:

Sorry Bunitty.

Dang it! Those were my favorite jeans.

11,460 posted on 12/27/2005 3:00:49 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Your shovel use permit has been revoked, please turn in all digging tools by noon tomorrow. -OP)
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