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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

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To: tuliptree76

Oh, so you haven't read about the side effects before of JLo perfume?


11,181 posted on 12/26/2005 3:51:42 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy
Did I mention that someone got him his own car seat thrown a while back and it went right to his head.

LOL.

Why do I get the feeling that 'someone' is you?

;-)

11,182 posted on 12/26/2005 3:52:05 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

*lurk-lurk*


11,183 posted on 12/26/2005 3:53:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: A CA Guy

No, I hadn't heard of the side effects.

But if it's supposed to make me sing off key, and I sang off key before I put on the perfume, I better not open my mouth in church anymore!


11,184 posted on 12/26/2005 3:54:18 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Only get the JLo products with a mute button. This is good advice for her clothing line as well.

I have friends who eat regularly at The Ivy where JLo tries to be seen and it is a riot.
She is shunned by all the other celebrities to a very noticeable extent.


11,185 posted on 12/26/2005 3:54:45 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan
Nope, some friend so liked the dog, they got him a car seat throne with his name stitched in it.
11,186 posted on 12/26/2005 3:57:13 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I think I might have to take a shower if this doesn't wear off soon.


11,187 posted on 12/26/2005 3:57:25 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Sorry, but I have to say it.

Think about this for a second....

If some one gave you Michael Moore perfume for 'womyn', or Kennedy's perfume for 'apres swim' would you put it on?

Noooooo. So go wash off that awful J.Lo stuff.

None of by business, of course. ;-)


11,188 posted on 12/26/2005 3:58:44 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi Honey!

What's for dinner?

:-D


11,189 posted on 12/26/2005 3:59:52 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy
She is shunned by all the other celebrities to a very noticeable extent.

LOL!!

11,190 posted on 12/26/2005 4:00:11 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76
I think I might have to take a shower if this doesn't wear off soon.

Do so at your own risk, I think there is a warning that it could cause illegals to attempt to stare at you through your bathroom window during such a process as you describe.
Don't they suggest removal by garden hose while in a bikini in the back yard. (Stilettos optional)

11,191 posted on 12/26/2005 4:00:33 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: fanfan; A CA Guy; Irish_Thatcherite

I can't breathe. I'm going to go shower.

I'll be back later.


11,192 posted on 12/26/2005 4:00:44 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan

11188!!


11,193 posted on 12/26/2005 4:00:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL


11,194 posted on 12/26/2005 4:01:18 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

She keeps trying to cozy up to Meg Ryan who acts like she is total dirt.


11,195 posted on 12/26/2005 4:01:24 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Monkey Face

Cool!


11,196 posted on 12/26/2005 4:01:47 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: tuliptree76

Good.

:-D


11,197 posted on 12/26/2005 4:02:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: A CA Guy

JLo is pathetic. Period. In any setting.


11,198 posted on 12/26/2005 4:02:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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To: A CA Guy

HEHEHE!!!!


11,199 posted on 12/26/2005 4:03:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: A CA Guy
Don't they suggest removal by garden hose while in a bikini in the back yard. (Stilettos optional)

Are you sitting in a tree in my back yard with a pair of binoculars?

11,200 posted on 12/26/2005 4:03:19 PM PST by tuliptree76
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