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Morfordite Alert

You've been warned!

1 posted on 11/02/2005 7:36:21 AM PST by SmithL
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Markie wants to date a jock.


2 posted on 11/02/2005 7:36:45 AM PST by SmithL (There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
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To: SmithL
Where Are The Gay Pro Athletes?

In the closet where they should be. ;o)

3 posted on 11/02/2005 7:40:52 AM PST by ladtx ("It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." -- -- General Douglas MacArthur)
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To: SmithL
I think I'm offended at his assumption that I can't be a homophobic sports fan just because I'm a female. The sexist.
4 posted on 11/02/2005 7:46:21 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Yarn-ho.)
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To: SmithL

what this country needs, the liberal version of ideal role models. the next primer in the series: "my mommy has two jock straps"


5 posted on 11/02/2005 7:49:58 AM PST by JohnLongIsland
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To: SmithL

Being that, it seems like, every pro athlete has had some kind of sexual assault charges filed against them, maybe gays pro athletes don't exist. Imagine a small group of the population that doesn't have another small group of the population within it. That never happens does it.


6 posted on 11/02/2005 7:51:50 AM PST by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: SmithL

Playing Soccer.


7 posted on 11/02/2005 7:52:32 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: SmithL

Morford,what a putz. I prefer to use the term Homoloathic in my case.


8 posted on 11/02/2005 7:52:57 AM PST by Horatio Gates (Stop the MSM...do it bloggie style.)
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To: SmithL
Where Are The Gay Pro Athletes?

Here is another question? Who gives a crap? (Besides Miss Morford)

13 posted on 11/02/2005 8:09:13 AM PST by smith288 (Peace at all cost makes for tyranny free of charge...)
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To: SmithL

We likes sweaty mens!!

14 posted on 11/02/2005 8:14:17 AM PST by Reaganesque
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15 posted on 11/02/2005 8:17:46 AM PST by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: SmithL
Where are the homosexual pro athletes?

They're studying interior design.

16 posted on 11/02/2005 9:38:56 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: SmithL

17 posted on 11/02/2005 9:41:42 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: SmithL

18 posted on 11/02/2005 9:48:42 AM PST by Clemenza (In League with the Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, and the Learned Elders of Zion)
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To: SmithL

All he needs to do is look at the entire New York Yankees team. Remember that Steibrenner is a Godfather in the "Gay Mafia" and recruits exclusively gay players.


19 posted on 11/02/2005 9:49:34 AM PST by Clemenza (In League with the Freemasons, The Bilderbergers, and the Learned Elders of Zion)
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To: SmithL

Why are 99% of Morford's columns about something that 99% of the population doesn't want to hear about? and sorry Mark, but most athletes don't go your way.


20 posted on 11/02/2005 10:04:27 AM PST by darkangel82
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To: SmithL
(all of which are also, of course, enormous hotbeds of homoerotic heat...) we're looking at a grand total of well over 2,500 pro male athletes, all sharing locker rooms and showers and sweat and intimate moments

Which is why straight guys don't want to share locker rooms with homosexuals.

21 posted on 11/02/2005 12:54:00 PM PST by tuesday afternoon
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To: SmithL


22 posted on 11/02/2005 1:09:56 PM PST by Fintan (If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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To: SmithL

I wouldn't want to know if my favorite athlete is gay any more than I'd want to know if my favorite athlete had a foot fetish, had sex with a sheep, or fantasized about having sex with his mother. I want my favorite athlete to keep his sexual likes, dislikes, perversions, and fantasies private, just like in the good old days.


23 posted on 11/02/2005 1:22:48 PM PST by judgeandjury
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Mr. Morford,

It'll never happen for these resaons:

1. The athlete will be shunned in no time flat by his fellow teammates.

2. The athlete will likely be shunned by the team's own fans and definitely get denounced and heckled by opposing team fans.

3. The athlete will likely lose millions in advertising endorsement money. Even a relatively gay-friendly company like Nike would NOT want to risk the potential of a huge financial boycott by consumers for backing an openly-gay athlete.

24 posted on 11/02/2005 7:27:25 PM PST by RayChuang88
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