The Advice Goddess

Westword.com ^ | Amy Alkon

[Millee]

I'm 40, the cute girl from upstairs is 23. When she stopped by to commiserate about loud neighbors, we had a beer, went dancing, and then had sex. Afterward, she seemed weird and left abruptly. I wrote her a note, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but I love you and look forward to seeing you again." She hasn't looked at me since. Where did I go wrong? -- Mr. Neighbor

Grateful as you may be to a girl for having sex with you, it's never a good idea to let on. You could've had a future with her -- the kind 40-year-old guys without handfuls of bling typically have with 23-year-old girls: jump-starting their cars, lugging their couches up four flights of stairs, and maybe catching a little action when there are no hot young guys to be found. You blew it, though, with "I'm a lonely sack of emptiness!" -- which is how "I love you" translates after one beer, one dance, and one roll in the sack. (You say "I love you"; she says "It seemed like a good idea at the time.")

[najida]

That we can agree on (the gooshy and mutually exclusive parts) :)

[PaulaB]

Thats AWESOME LOLOL

[HitmanLV]

I wouldn't ask for anything more! ;-)

[KimmyJaye]

Holy Toledo Vinnie!

The little FR princesses sure have it in for you, don't they?

Have you ever gotten the feeling that more than half of what a certain flying ace says is pure BS?

She sure can post the pics, but I have never seen one of her, have you? How do her followers know she's "pretty"?

She is definitely the alpha female of FR.

"Her and her posse" is right. She always calls in "her girls" to sic on whomever she disagrees with.

I hope you don't share this email with anyone. I'm too old to have the wrath of a pissed of flier coming at me. ;-)

Just wanted to tell ya that there's at least one woman...me, that is on your side. You said nothing wrong and did nothing wrong.

I think you're brilliant. ;-)

[Mr. Jeeves]

German chocolate...though that isn't the kind of thing I ought to be eating!

[Welsh Rabbit]

I wrote her a note, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but I love you and look forward to seeing you again."

A forty year old virgin?

[Millee]

LOL! Bet he stayed up all night writing in his diary!

[dorathexplorer]

I am glad you have strong self esteem but one day soon your going to have swallow a big dose of "get over yourself" Yes men should be confident,successful,smart (etc)... but along with this they should be caring, honest, loving (etc) the problem with your theory is...you think you have the goods to deliver a woman dreams to her when after you unwrap it its just a pile of male pigness centered around your religion which is the religion of "me"....I don't think you'll ever find someone you'll love more than you love yourself...

Well said. This guy obviously has no children or nieces/nephews (refer to my tag line).

[SweetCaroline]

Your also a two face lier!

[HitmanLV]

Well, of course I am a liar. But that has nothing to do with the truth of what I am saying here and now. :-)

I did personally vouch for Mr. J. And there is nothing inconsistent about being both masculine and sensitive, rough and gentle, and so on.

[najida]

HHHmmm,
I'll check into the shipping requirements ;)

[HitmanLV]

Well, you shared this email by posting it, but no fear - you are right, I am right, and some Dominant Females can't hanlde the truth.

Thanks for the support and kind words!

Carpe Diem!

Vinnie

[dorathexplorer]

[HitmanLV]

I have no children, never been married, though consistently have been in happy, long term relationships with good women.

I do have one nephew - my sister does try to undermine my influence over him. No idea what that's about, sorry.

He'll find his way to Uncle Vinnie when he is ready, though probably well after his mom (my sister) screws him up almost beyond the point of repair.

I said 'almost.' ;-)

[najida]

And some twitty women are petty suck-ups.

;) not anyone I know, mind you ;)

[PaulaB]

Wow Kimmy..

you don't even know any of us

why do you think what she says is BS?

I'll use your Vinnies logic on you...

Did we hit a nerve?

[PaulaB]

The little FR princesses

Thanks for the compliment BTW

[najida]

I have a crown and a tiara that I'll lend you.

Septer is around somewhere.

[EX52D]

LOL...

[PaulaB]

ya bring that tiara..we are going to need it