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Westword.com ^ | Amy Alkon

Posted on 11/01/2005 9:23:42 AM PST by Millee

I'm 40, the cute girl from upstairs is 23. When she stopped by to commiserate about loud neighbors, we had a beer, went dancing, and then had sex. Afterward, she seemed weird and left abruptly. I wrote her a note, "Sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but I love you and look forward to seeing you again." She hasn't looked at me since. Where did I go wrong? -- Mr. Neighbor

Grateful as you may be to a girl for having sex with you, it's never a good idea to let on. You could've had a future with her -- the kind 40-year-old guys without handfuls of bling typically have with 23-year-old girls: jump-starting their cars, lugging their couches up four flights of stairs, and maybe catching a little action when there are no hot young guys to be found. You blew it, though, with "I'm a lonely sack of emptiness!" -- which is how "I love you" translates after one beer, one dance, and one roll in the sack. (You say "I love you"; she says "It seemed like a good idea at the time.")


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To: HitmanNY

Little stuff like what? speaking grammatically correct?

PS: I don't work for a living. I don't have to.


101 posted on 11/01/2005 10:19:38 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: peacebaby

Nonsense. I know when to quit - sometimes the result isn't worth the energy. Sometimes a person can rationally come to the conclusion that the effort isn't worth the benefit.

Winners know when to quit, that's my point.

Best move I ever did was quit my last job.

I don't suggest quitting too soon, or for trivial reasons. I do suggest that clarity with a situation can often lead to the rational, wise, and winning conclusion of backing off and quitting.

Not a difficult concept.


102 posted on 11/01/2005 10:20:08 AM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: peacebaby

Depends on what I ate the night before.


103 posted on 11/01/2005 10:20:46 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

you're right, Maximus. But I'm just having fun. My feathers aren't ruffled, my panties aren't in a wad. I'm cool.


104 posted on 11/01/2005 10:21:11 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

The only thing I date is myself when I am around younger women (say, age 35 or so).


105 posted on 11/01/2005 10:21:31 AM PST by llevrok (Drink your beer, damnit! There are sober people in Africa !)
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To: SoothingDave

That's not what they taught me in public school.


106 posted on 11/01/2005 10:21:41 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Dashing Dasher

No psycho babble. My choices are fair and valid, as is my reasoning.

You may disagree with it, but it's no less effective.


107 posted on 11/01/2005 10:21:49 AM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Dashing Dasher
But he is so much fun to play with
please daddy..can we play
a little longer????

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108 posted on 11/01/2005 10:22:20 AM PST by PaulaB (If the phone don't ring you know it's me)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Exactly. We're all happy and satisfied with our lives. To each their own.


109 posted on 11/01/2005 10:22:39 AM PST by HitmanLV (Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
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To: HitmanNY; peacebaby
Keep in mind - women are obsessed by $$. Not men!


LOL!!!


idiot
110 posted on 11/01/2005 10:22:52 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: PaulaB

when does she poke him in the belly, PaulaB?


111 posted on 11/01/2005 10:23:19 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: PaulaB

My head started to bob just reading those lyrics!

LOL!!!

DD


112 posted on 11/01/2005 10:23:32 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: SoothingDave

I assumed that.

If it was good - she'd have cum back for more.




113 posted on 11/01/2005 10:24:02 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: HitmanNY
The odds of her coming back for another spin

A dozen or so tremblin soak the sheets toe bending orgasms might a helped too.

article sez she got weird before she left....she would likely have been all a cuddly if she had just had her bell rung right

casual semi stranger sex is always awkward in the morning....which is why most men...and apparently girls these days leave early.

but...back in my day....if I thought there was good relationship chance happening then morning was great....time for more fun.

I sure don't miss all that goofiness though......

last advice to 40 year old love lorn...."hey homeo, if a girl half year age puts the mojo on you for a beer.....be grateful and quit whining!"

damn ....so many meterosexuals ...so little time to cure them.

I should start a 12 step program for the emasculated.

114 posted on 11/01/2005 10:24:22 AM PST by wardaddy (It's Manana Again in America!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Can we just shoot him then?


115 posted on 11/01/2005 10:24:26 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: peacebaby

any minute...... ;) or a pat

on the head...both are effective!!


116 posted on 11/01/2005 10:24:28 AM PST by PaulaB (If the phone don't ring you know it's me)
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To: Maximus of Texas
That's not what they taught me in public school.

I suppose it's possible you might have an accent. ;-)

SD

117 posted on 11/01/2005 10:25:08 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Dashing Dasher; PaulaB

out of his misery - and ours.

No, don't! Guys, leave him alone. I'm having soooo much fun.


118 posted on 11/01/2005 10:25:41 AM PST by peacebaby ("Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir)
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To: HitmanNY
Can I honestly give you my opinion?
119 posted on 11/01/2005 10:25:42 AM PST by PaulaB (If the phone don't ring you know it's me)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Uh, you wanna spell check that next time?


120 posted on 11/01/2005 10:26:20 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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