Posted on 10/28/2005 5:58:22 PM PDT by scott7278
Let's flirt with him!
Hi, RCA... how are you?
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Hey, how are things there?
Tonight we have our choice, what was your best costume? Or would you rather tell us about your best prank (back in the old days?)
pssst. Can ya help a guy get a date, already?
Oh dear, do you think we should? OK, here goes. Wish me luck!
Keep me talking, please. I'm flirting with buying a new notebook computer because my desktop is wearing out, but I really don't want to take the plunge.
I have to do something, though.
Oh great! Conan is in the house!
Hello Folks!
Actually I came here to do some research and get some Freeper Articles on a Post I plan to make in the future!and GUESS WHAT!!..got side tracked surfing all the OTHER cool threads here!
I can be very social--but alas--too busy all the time and NO time for fun anymore. ( since about 1972 or so...)
But for the hell of it I'd thought I just "add" on here a few PRACTICAL JOKES or jokes here...
For FUN or Jokes :
( in the summer you can use a Pile of LEAVES--but WINTER TIME is the BEST when the Snow plows make BIG MOUNDS of SNOW!!)
Get some old Gloves--Shirts--or pants / socks / shoes-- and some PACKING FOAM or Sheets ---
get a PILE of either SNOW..or LEAVES...
Arrange the clothing to show either the BOTTOM HALF or " Knees on down " of Pants/shoes ---STICKING OUT FROM THE PILE OF SNOW OR LEAVES!--
OR---TAKE AN ARMS WITH GLOVES AND A LEG AT AN ANGLE-- into the pile!
The Idea is to arrange it so when people drive by..or turn the corner--they THINK they are seeing a HALF BODY BURIED!!! with body parts just about being shown!
" OH MY!! THERE'S A BODY that wqas PLOWWED UNDER THAT PILE by the Town Plow that didn't probly even know he had Hit and killed someone!!
or..for the leaves--place a buried Rake too alog side of the half-body!!
People will go," OH NO!!! it looks like some old guy or woman had a heart attack raking and the town came by and dumped all the streets leaves on top of the body!!"
WE'D use to sit in a bar accross the street from one of our pranks that was a snow bank--that your headlights would hit JUST RIGHT as you turned the corner and came up to the stop sign!--and we watch to see HOW MANY PEOPLE would actually STOP--how FAR they would get out--NOT get out of their car!
the BEST would be when someone would STOP--get HALF OUT of their car--and call our local police ( 2 Crusiers only! and 1 horse!)--and you could HEAR the response from them as the police would explain they's been "Had"..."....WHAT!! a JOKE!! Those damn kids!!!..."
Funny Joke?? you be the judge!@
A guy was dropping off flowers at a grave site for a friend at work , who had asked him to do because Memorial day was coming up and he himself couldn't make it--but wanted to place flowers because it was the grave of a friend who had saved his life during WW2--
after placing the flowers..ge started walking back to his car when he heard a voice around the corner out of sight saying " WHHY'd Cha DO IT!!?? Why'dcha DO IT!!??"
He figured maybe this guy lost a buddy of his too--and decided to go over and comfort him if he could.
he walked over--and found the guy on his knees in front of a grave stone--still going " Why'd You do it!!?
The man said, " Listen Buddy- your friend is in a better place now--was he a war buddy??"
the guy turned around and said ,"NO"..and continued saying out loud," Why'd cha do it!!??"
The man said " Was he a relative or close friend??"
Again the guy said, " No..he wasn't--in fact--I NEVER really ever met him!! " and continued sobbing " Why'd ya do it??!!"
Finally the man had enough enough of this and despite any decorum came right out and asked him " Just WHO is BURIED in that grave that you morn so much but you seem to not even KNOW!!
The guy turned around again and looked up into the man's eyes and said," Here lies a man you kill himself who was my WIFE'S FIRST HUSBAND!!,,,WHY'd You Do It!!!"
Yuk Yuk Yuk!
Darth AirBorne Chris
Dell's reconditioned systems are often a good deal...
You sound like my kinda man!
HEY!!!!
I can't stay in any kind of Incredible Hulk rage if you ladies just crack up laughing at my posts....
LOL
Kinda already told about pranks. Halloween costumes? Well...I'm the oldest of a big family [of procrastinators], so we typically had stuff that was simple, easy to get on and off, and (most important in Vermont) could work over/with heavy jackets or snow suits. ;-)
I remember one year - I think it was when Mom was expecting my sister who's ten years younger - we just all went as dogs - a whole pack of 'em. Mom blackened our noses and drew whiskers with a burnt cork, and we wore sock hats with black socks pinned underneath as ears. Sounds kinda sad, but people loved it, and it was warm!
"You sound like my kinda man!"
I dunno. Do you have a tractor? If so, please send pictures--of the tractor.
I'll take you seriously now....
Nope - can't do it
Arrrrh! You Tarzan! Me Ape!
Ok, I understand that, but why would you be pro life if you are athiest? That's what I don't understand.
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