Posted on 10/28/2005 5:58:22 PM PDT by scott7278
"She said you were a sweetheart, too. Why is it that the MARRIED women see these sorts of things about us!!!"
Calpernia, we dub thee CalperniYentl!
How politically incorrect of you to be a man.
Have fun!
We will! :^)
We're going to tell him? ;)
Heh...we just watched that about two nights ago.
*cue Torgo theme music*
Good evening, all!
I see you changed your flag to Massachusetts -- howdy anyway to you!
You're a devious one, you are...
Did you watch the MST3K version? I don't see how anyone could watch the original.
http://www.torgo.org/torgo/
You can play the theme from there.
Yeah, the MST3K version.
I gotta wonder how the original made it anywhere at all. What were they thinking?!?!? Granted, they surely didn't take it seriously, but even so...
Actually - try being an Atheist, Female, Pro-Life, Conservative. ;-)
What? It's obvious you are male, of course we are not going to tell him. Silly boy. First we must learn how old he is and where he lives.
You're not much of a yentyl are you? No, of course not, wouldn't expect that from you.
My best friend was worse than I was. His youth pastor made an announcement one time that no one had ever T.P.'d him, and no one ever would. He promised to call the police and press charges if anyone ever did.
We got two pickup trucks, dressed in all black, blacked out the plates, got a map and had planned our route to a science. We were getting him good until I was standing right by the door and it opened.
"Run for it!" I yelled, as we scattered to our planned getaway vehicles. He was a marathon runner, and I was a sprinter -- I was afraid he was going to catch me before I could get to the truck.
We drove by early the next morning and it looked like a war zone.
He went up to my friend that night and said, "I know it was you, because you're the only one of the group who would do that after I told you no to. Never again. I'm serious. Don't ever do it again."
So we made sure to get him the next night, too!
Oh no! A female, pro life conservative? Ok, what's with the athiest thing?
Hi,
I'm a little confused, he said "welcome to fellow Missourian" and now you're from Massechusetts? Has there been a move?
Actually, Hal Warren took it very seriously, even though all the cast was already calling the movie "Mangoes: Cans of Fruit" during the filming, from what I read.
That's what makes it so sad -- he thought it was good. He even had a limo take the cast to the premiere, and they were all horrified when the crowd started laughing and booing. I know it sounds contradictory, but I think he had convinced them that it was good.
You can contribute as well. Just jump in anywhere.
Oh dear...
I never TPed anything. Mostly I'm the one that makes suggestions and lets others do the actual work and take the blame. Evil mastermind, doncha know.
Gal at my new job was out on vacation for a week...so everyone did stuff to her desk. Put tape over the sensor on her optical mouse, another very small and invisible piece over the mouthpiece on the phone so she came through muffled (on an old phone that coulda gone under the cover piece, I'd think...), zip-tied her chair under her desk, etc. They didn't have any popcorn or balloons, and they didn't have any cubicle partitions small enough to close off the door entirely. They did try...
One place I worked, one of the guys accidentally had one of his wife's lipsticks (can that be used as a plural?) - she'd asked him to hold it for her or something. Soo...we put it on the earpiece of one of the other guy's phone. He of course didn't look at the phone as he answered it. Who does? He walked around with a dark red ring on his ear all day as we snickered without explaining.
Next day he was ticked off, though. Apparently his girl friend didn't like that he had no explanation for it. ;-)
Man...talk about delusional! That IS sad.
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