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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: EX52D; Maximus of Texas; dorathexplorer; Fierce Allegiance; Dashing Dasher; LongElegantLegs
Not that I'm complaining, but sheeesh...

I gotta go too! Y'all be safe & have fun this weekend!
581 posted on 10/28/2005 2:45:55 PM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: najida

except maybe when they walk in after you farted...


582 posted on 10/28/2005 2:48:51 PM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: najida

Don't you just hate that?
(although not as much as that story you told earlier about the stove. Ouch, your eyelashes?)


583 posted on 10/28/2005 2:49:02 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: BJClinton
Reoccurring thought....Fitz giving his speech and The Marx Brothers behind him having way too much fun......The 3 Stooges warming up in the green room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
584 posted on 10/28/2005 2:49:25 PM PDT by GregB (Bring back Capt. Michael Scott Speicher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Millee

Bye Millee!


585 posted on 10/28/2005 2:49:41 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: dorathexplorer
Gas That'll teach 'em to walk in.
586 posted on 10/28/2005 2:51:41 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: dorathexplorer

'cept since I can't smell it, it doesn't really matter ;)


587 posted on 10/28/2005 2:53:26 PM PDT by najida (I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
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To: najida

Anosmia?


588 posted on 10/28/2005 2:55:05 PM PDT by acad1228 (Free The West Memphis Three!!!)
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To: acad1228

Genetic anomsia....Wow! Cool! you know the name. :)


589 posted on 10/28/2005 3:02:39 PM PDT by najida (I've found the last dragon, now I need to figure out what to do with him.)
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To: najida

So it won't do me any good to get you to pull my finger at the next FReeper party.


590 posted on 10/28/2005 3:09:42 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (Pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Ewwww...


591 posted on 10/28/2005 3:12:08 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: dorathexplorer

We speak from experience I take it?


592 posted on 10/28/2005 3:13:15 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (Pull my finger)
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To: najida; teenyelliott; EX52D; All

Well, its Friday night football time here in the great State of Texas. You kind folk have yourselves a great weekend. Stay out of trouble.


593 posted on 10/28/2005 3:22:48 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (Pull my finger)
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To: Maximus of Texas; All

I'm outta here too!


594 posted on 10/28/2005 3:28:24 PM PDT by EX52D
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To: Pookyhead

Sketchable..


595 posted on 10/28/2005 3:28:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
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To: dorathexplorer

Your Sheepishness score:

5-6: You big woolly woolly thing.--cute


596 posted on 10/28/2005 4:13:24 PM PDT by mcar
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To: Fierce Allegiance; Sax
Oh I get it. 5 yards for piling on.

Apologies. 'Twas the silliness.

597 posted on 10/28/2005 4:46:39 PM PDT by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: Millee

What's your favorite wkrp episodes?


598 posted on 10/28/2005 5:12:48 PM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: r-q-tek86; hattend

If you're looking for a good Halloween Party prank, here's one that's a sure bet:

Make 23 caramel apples and one caramel onion. The expression on the poor person's face who takes a big ol' bite out of a caramel coated onion will be a treasured memory!


599 posted on 10/28/2005 5:20:50 PM PDT by ItsOurTimeNow (Freedom OF religion, not freedom FROM religion.)
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To: dorathexplorer

Looks like Scott Dyleski, the goth boy charged with the death of Daniel Horowitz's wife Pamela Vitale.


600 posted on 10/28/2005 7:33:45 PM PDT by SFC Chromey (We are at war with Islamofascism)
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