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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
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To: Sax

Check here, post #7 for Americanized Haggis recipe:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1510442/posts


381 posted on 10/28/2005 12:39:03 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Why is it you never hear "gender equality" mentioned in a divorce court?)
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To: Sax
Yummy Halloween Snacks






















And top it off with...



Get recipes here

382 posted on 10/28/2005 12:39:22 PM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: najida

Well, I certainly hope you have a relaxing evening planned. Is it getting chilly enough out there to have a fire?


383 posted on 10/28/2005 12:39:38 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: dorathexplorer

Oh great....can't even show the pics...oh well...at least I left the link so you can see the yummy treats for yourself....


384 posted on 10/28/2005 12:41:13 PM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: najida
Knew that would bring ya back from the

cliff ;) LOL
385 posted on 10/28/2005 12:41:13 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: dorathexplorer

LOL! I hate it when that happens!


386 posted on 10/28/2005 12:41:35 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Why is it you never hear "gender equality" mentioned in a divorce court?)
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To: acad1228
Your Monster Profile
Omega Nightmare

You Feast On: Tofu

You Lurk Around In: Sewers

You Especially Like to Torment: Hippies
What's Your Monster Name?

387 posted on 10/28/2005 12:42:45 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Millee

Gary Sandy is babe-alicious.....


388 posted on 10/28/2005 12:43:51 PM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You plug in often?


389 posted on 10/28/2005 12:44:47 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: PaulaB

Black Cat

1 1/4 oz. black-cherry liqueur
3 oz. cranberry juice
3 oz. cola

Combine ingredients in an ice cube-filled black-stemmed goblet. Garnish with orange quarter and maraschino cherry.


390 posted on 10/28/2005 12:44:51 PM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: peacebaby
table width=400 align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
You Should Be a Girl Scout for Halloween!
You Should Be a Girl Scout for Halloween!
What should you be for Halloween?

391 posted on 10/28/2005 12:45:28 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: r-q-tek86

Black Magic

1 1/2 oz. Stolichnaya Vodka
3/4 oz. Caffe Sport Espresso Liqueur
3-5 dashes lemon juice

Mix with cracked ice in a cocktail shaker. Pour into a chilled old-fashioned glass.


392 posted on 10/28/2005 12:45:43 PM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: dorathexplorer
I bet thats pretty good...

I like cranberry juice
393 posted on 10/28/2005 12:46:19 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: r-q-tek86

LOL!!


394 posted on 10/28/2005 12:46:20 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: r-q-tek86

LOL


395 posted on 10/28/2005 12:47:02 PM PDT by PaulaB (No comprende..... it’s a riddle)
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To: trisham

What's your flavor?

Black Widow

1/2 oz. strawberry liqueur
1/2 oz. Opal Nera Black Sambuca
1/2 oz. cream

Serve as a shooter.


Blood Bath

4 oz. blood orange juice
2 oz. Montecristo Rum
1/4 oz. Myers's Dark Rum
1/4 oz. grenadine

Strain into martini glass. Garnish with blood orange segment.


Goblin Goo Drink

1 pkg. JELL-O Brand Grape or Orange Flavor Gelatin
4 cups cold prepared KOOL-AID Grape or Orange Flavor Sugar-Sweetened Soft Drink Mix

Perpare gelatin as directed on package. Refrigerate 4 hours or until firm. Break gelatin into small flakes with fork. Spoon about 1/2 cup gelatin into each 8-oz. glasses. Pour 1/2 cup cold soft drink over gelatin in each glass. Serve with a straw to sip gelatin pieces and soft drink.


Halloween Sparkle Punch

2/3 cup TANG Orange Flavor Drink Mix
1 qt. cold water
2 cups cold ginger ale
1 pint blackberry sherbet

Place drink mix in punch bowl or large glass/plastic pitcher. Add water. Stir until drink mix is dissolved. Refrigerate several hours or until chilled. Stir in ginger ale when ready to serve. Place 1 small scoop of sherbet in each punch cup. Pour drink mix over sherbet.


Hennessy Halloween

1 1/2 oz. Hennessy VS Cognac
1/4 oz. grenadine
2 1/2 oz. apricot juice
2 1/2 oz. orange juice

Shake and serve in a highball glass.


Nightmare

2 oz. gin
1 oz. madeira
1 oz. cherry brandy
1 tsp. fresh orange juice

Combine ingredients with cracked ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake well and strain into chilled cocktail glass.


Witches Tail

1 oz. wild-berry schnapps
1/4 oz. blue curacao
3 oz. sweet & sour mix
3 oz. club soda

Combine ingredients in an ice cube-filled Collins glass. Stir. Garnish with orange wheel and witch's hat.


Witch's Brew

1 quart apple cider or natural apple juice (4 cups)
1 tsp. TABASCO brand Habanero Sauce
1 cinnamon stick
4 whole cloves
1 blood orange, sliced

Combine apple cider, TABASCO® Habanero Sauce, cinnamon and cloves in 2-quart saucepan. Heat to boiling over medium heat; reduce heat to low, simmer 5 minutes to blend flavors. Add blood orange slices.

Serve warm. Or, mixture may be refrigerated to serve cold later.

Serving suggestion: Pour Witch's Brew into serving bowl; place bowl in another bowl of dry ice.


Witchypoo

3/4 oz. Godiva Dark Chocolate Liqueur
3/4 oz. Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur
3/4 oz. green creme de menthe
3/4 oz. vodka

Dust martini glass with cocoa power. Combine ingredients in shaker. Shake and strain.


396 posted on 10/28/2005 12:48:08 PM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: dorathexplorer
Black Magic

My version of "Black Magic"


397 posted on 10/28/2005 12:48:36 PM PDT by r-q-tek86 (When I move, I slice like a freaking hammer)
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To: The_Victor
You Aren't Scary, You're Scared
Probably even scared to see how this quiz came out!
How Scary Are You?
LOL! It's true!
398 posted on 10/28/2005 12:49:35 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: dorathexplorer

Bandwidth looter!


399 posted on 10/28/2005 12:51:54 PM PDT by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: tuffydoodle
A BIG 10-4 on that!

I saw him in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas a couple years ago and damn near wept when he came on stage. I heard other people around me remarking how good he was, blah..blah..blah.. and I felt proud. Like I had ANYTHING to do with it. hee-hee!
400 posted on 10/28/2005 12:52:25 PM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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