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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


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To: MamaTexan

If Hillary Bitches in the forest... does anybody give a &^%#ing Sh!t?

Didn't think so.


21 posted on 10/28/2005 7:23:07 AM PDT by YouPosting2Me
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22 posted on 10/28/2005 7:23:21 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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24 posted on 10/28/2005 7:25:13 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: BJClinton

PING?

HELLO?


25 posted on 10/28/2005 7:25:45 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: All

Headed out to the airport ... won't be able to have fun with the gang today - but...

Wanted to drop this off for fun.


Beer

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
-- H. L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.
-- W. C. Fields

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
-- Professor Irwin Corey

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
-- Leo Durocher


27 posted on 10/28/2005 7:28:08 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: BJClinton

Happy Friday All!!!!


28 posted on 10/28/2005 7:28:26 AM PDT by trac220
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To: BJClinton
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29 posted on 10/28/2005 7:29:37 AM PDT by Dutch14 (The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
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To: BJClinton; All
Happy Halloween.


31 posted on 10/28/2005 7:30:25 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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32 posted on 10/28/2005 7:30:30 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: BJClinton; Owl_Eagle; Fierce Allegiance; Dashing Dasher; pissant; r-q-tek86; Lazamataz; ...

Morning, Happy Friday.


33 posted on 10/28/2005 7:31:56 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: trisham

You beat me to it...that's on my desktop right now! :)


34 posted on 10/28/2005 7:32:36 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: BJClinton
Big newsmakers of the week:

Ozzie and Harriet


35 posted on 10/28/2005 7:33:01 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (ONE CHICAGO! CHICAGO WON!)
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To: Pookyhead; Dashing Dasher

There, you've done been pinged w/ stats. The OFST ping list is inaccessible at the moment.


37 posted on 10/28/2005 7:33:52 AM PDT by BJClinton (Caliphate? Let’s Motivate!)
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To: Pookyhead
LOL!


38 posted on 10/28/2005 7:33:58 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: EX52D

:)


39 posted on 10/28/2005 7:35:04 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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40 posted on 10/28/2005 7:35:29 AM PDT by EX52D
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