He entered a restricted urea.
Posted on 10/27/2005 8:27:11 PM PDT by CO Gal
Something strange happened at Ohio's Trinity Lutheran Seminary last weekend.
"I'm not sure what we're dealing with," said Bexley police Detective Bob Cuschleg.
Even security cameras failed to clear things up. Cuschleg said he knows what the man did, but does not know why.
"We don't know," Cuschleg said. "We don't know anything, a motive. We don't understand him."
The suspect somehow got keys to five offices in the seminary, Columbus, Ohio, television station WCMH reported.
Once inside those rooms, which had no cameras, he rifled through drawers and file cabinets. The man even found an envelope with $89 inside.
Police said he took nothing but petty change and a 7-Up.
The man left the can behind and something else, found by an unlucky woman.
"An employee, unfortunately, sat in the chair and realized there was something there and then the odor did come to the surface," Cuschleg said. "It was pretty apparent someone had urinated in the chair."
A man meeting the same description also got hold of keys to offices at The Ohio State University School of Education Policy over the weekend, Laven reported. Again, the person stole nothing of consequence.
"He's got me puzzled," Cuschleg said.
Police said they are worried about what would happen if someone ever caught the man in the act.
"We're not sure if he's harmless or not," Cuschleg said.
This Democratic voter needs to be force-fed a book on biohazardous material as part of his 'tolerance' training.
Urine trouble now!
You been in Ohio lately?
Maybe it was the same guy that used to crawl around under the library tables at Yale and paint coeds toenails. Remember that?
Can they determine your DNA from your urine?
It was so quiet,...How quiet was it?,....
It was so quiet you could hear an ant pee on cotton.
(I heard that from Ross Perot.)
He entered a restricted urea.
They can at least determine that European.
"Euro-peean"? ROFL.
So does this make him Public Enemy Number One?
It was Piss Aaron.
http://launch.yahoo.com/track/790741
(A waste of your time if you have dial-up. Or just a waste of time)
Once thing for certain is we know he's not odorless...
(And isn't a cuschleg what Kristol ended up with?)
sounds like a multi-state crime spree:
Man allegedly drops pants in restaurant, eats customers' food
Court TV | 10/6/5 | Samantha Murphy
Posted on 10/06/2005 4:37:08 PM PDT by SmithL
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1498012/posts
Gun-Wielding Clowns Rob Everett(WA) Doughnut Shop
KOMO-TV Seattle | 10/20/2005 | April Zepeda
Posted on 10/24/2005 12:59:45 PM PDT by Horatio Gates
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1508360/posts
[the crowd (of one) cheers]
I never thought Lutherans were into Golden Showers. Must be all that beer to wash down the Summer Sausage at the Potluck.
Lutheran Ping!
Hmmm...not much to go on here. Except for the chair.
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