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OFFICE SPACE (HUMOR)

Posted on 10/16/2005 9:54:21 AM PDT by psychopuppy

This is a little lyric I wrote about my job today, enjoy.

OFFICE SPACE

Five days a week I'm a mindless drone Sitting here behind this cubicle Dialing faceless people on the phone Dreaming of doing my cuticles Silly customers all in a huff They all think I'm paying attention As they complain 'bout all sorts of stuff I read the Geneva Convention

This is not what I went to college for Yeh, I'd rather be watching paint dry I called the agency There's still no vacancies Except for a greeter For Eggshells Sold Cheaper Time to check the faxes For the battle-axes My request for time off's been denied Why did I leave Edwards Air Force Base For office space?

Customers screaming in my ears Over rebates missing in action As I munch on a Three Musketeers Mute them and listen to some Clapton Now my boss is breathing down my neck With a bad case of halitosis All in a snit over a lost check Letting lose with his bellicoseness

Promotions here don't always mean more pay No incentive to rise above the herd E-Mails unending In need of ammending Keep our servers crashing No one's heard of trashing HR's gone through changes None of which are painless Overtime's now a four-letter-word Why'd I snub a role with Chevy Chase For office space? Why'd I turn down any other place For office space?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: billlumbergh

1 posted on 10/16/2005 9:54:23 AM PDT by psychopuppy
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To: psychopuppy; Cagey; Constitution Day; TheBigB

2 posted on 10/16/2005 10:07:39 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: psychopuppy

The first half of that movie is the funniest movie of all time.


3 posted on 10/16/2005 10:10:32 AM PDT by SoDak
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To: psychopuppy

Well, as somebody said: working hard is the only means to avoid working hard. [Rich heirs and lottery winners are an exception to this rule]. Getting a juicy bribe now and then works, too.


4 posted on 10/16/2005 10:14:51 AM PDT by GSlob
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Has anyone watched the American/NBC version of "The Office?" It's hilarious. Shame their ratings aren't better.


5 posted on 10/16/2005 11:05:43 AM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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Paychopuppy: I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.
Motleygirl70: You're just not gonna go?
Paychopuppy: Yeah.
Motleygirl70: Won't you get fired?Paychopuppy: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Motleygirl70: So you're gonna quit?
Paychopuppy: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Motleygirl70: When did you decide all that?
Paychopuppy: About an hour ago.
Motleygirl70: An hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Paychopuppy: I don't think I'd like another job.
Motleygirl70: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Paychopuppy: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
6 posted on 10/16/2005 5:48:54 PM PDT by bluefish (Holding out for worthy tagline...)
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LMAO!

Paychopuppy: Did you ever watch Kung Fu?
MotleyGirl70: I love Kung Fu...
Paychopuppy: Channel 39.
MotleyGirl70: Totally...

7 posted on 10/17/2005 4:53:29 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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8 posted on 10/19/2005 7:20:17 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Never lose your childish innocence. It's the most important thing.)
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"I'm going to burn the building down."


9 posted on 10/19/2005 7:35:54 PM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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