V A N I T Y -HUMOR-Things to do at Wal-Mart while your partner is taking their sweet time:

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[RockinRight]

Might I say that it's a BIGGER turn off when a woman has a bad opinion of her looks than if she actually were unattractive.

That said, you're attractive. So stop already.

[Auntbee]

Nobody likes their own picture. I'm one of those people but I've been told I take a good picture, too, and I don't see that in myself.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Thank you, I will try to believe you.

We all have some sort of mental defect, right? You have just found mine. I am working on it, but it is a painful process.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I know most people hate their pictures. I hate cameras. Hell, I had have a few drinks before I would even let the picture be taken.

[newfrpr04]

That's a great book for kids !

[RockinRight]

Well I started going bald at 18 (I'm now 28.) I had a complex for a while till I discovered that I look pretty damn good with a shaved head and a goatee :-)

[Auntbee]

I'm the same way!!!!

[dangus]

WHAT??!! No LEATHER???!! Great... a biker chick posts her pic on FR, and it's like she's dressed for work at the accounting office. ho hum.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You've got that Bill Goldberg, kind of sexy thing going on, huh?

[hindsfeetnhighplaces]

"11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme."

I worked at Target for 5 years. We actually had 2 guys on the security team that did that kind of stuff everday. Except for the humming part. They would run crouched down low, darting between racks and displays. They were so obvious that I was always amazed when they actually caught a shoplifter. They only worked there for a couple of years but it made for lots of laughter.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Sorry, I was at a wedding. It was taken 7/30/05.

I have no other pictures of me. I hide from cameras.

[RockinRight]

Yup.

Yeah, and where's the skin-tight leather pants in your pic???

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"Yeah, and where's the skin-tight leather pants in your pic???"

I injured my back years ago. It caused me to gain weight because I was unable to do anything at all. I could barely stand for more than 10 minutes at a time. I have lost some of the weight, but I would not be caught dead in skin-tight leather pants. I do not think they make them in my size, and they shouldn't.

I am a realist. I know what I look like. I have a mirror. I hate people that wear skimpy clothes that they have no business wearing.

[SoothingDave]

I was moving and discovered I didn't have some of the equipment I needed. I was supposed to be gone by 9 AM that morning, so I was very rushed. At 7 AM, I showed up at the local Home Supply store, sweaty, and dressed in ratty old clothes (for moving), and asked "quick, I need masking tape, some rope, and a large knife."

You need to add a large tarp to complete the ensemble. And maybe a hacksaw.

SD

[Hoodlum91]

"Um...well in college I actually did a couple of those things..."

I am not surprised!

[dangus]

Ahh, yes... I remember as a freshman in college, my girlfriend and her three friends wanted to stop into Victoria's Secret. I was embarrassed to be seen, but the salesgirl said, "Don't be shy, strut! Ya got four hot women dragging you into see where they buy their underwear!"

[MarkL]

I'll need to remember these the next time I visit my friend Kami in OKC. I swear, the Southpark guys must have written the "Something Walmart This Way Comes" episode about her! She probably goes to Walmart at least every other day!

Mark

[PJ-Comix]

Last year my girlfriend actually did go into a Wal-Mart for about an hour. I simply waited outside reading a newspaper and a book.

[vikzilla]

Lighten up Francis!

[rwfromkansas]

Yeah, going bald here as well and 22. It is pretty thin on top, though I have seen some much further along at my age.