Kitty Caption CXV – Regards from Zot – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

10 OCtober 2005 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

Please, no comments about my baseball playoff predictions from Red Sox Nation. OK, I screwed up. My fault this time. All pictures this week from various zot threads, so credit the lightening bolts for these pictures.

We are your overlords.
Courtesy of ARealMothersSonForever

Speaking of Overlords, New FR Movie Coming Soon Courtesy of PilloryHillary

You predict what? --- ZAP !!
Courtesy of SuperSonic

This person went to a job interview dressed as a cat.
Courtesy of andyk with assist to martin_fierro

[PetroniDE]

Kitty Humor is a weekly thread (usually on Monday) on FR in the “General Interest” section.
Among all the serious news, a little humor, brought to us by our feline friends is a nice break.
Helps us get the week to a nice start.
If you want on/off the kitty humor list (185 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me freep-mail.

[PetroniDE]

Ping....

Thread regarding person going to interview as a cat (and other job interview oddities).

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1497708/posts

[Issaquahking]

Bump for early morning humor...

[Dutch14]

Check this out for "cats in the sink".

http://catsinsinks.com/

[Brainhose]

A couple of Kliban Cat ceramics, a creamer and a container for whatever
I gave the Creamer to my Grandmother when I was a teen, and when she passed away my mother made sure I got it back, it makes me think of her every time I look at it. :)

[Slings and Arrows]

Ping!
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Kitty Ping List alert!

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[Dallas59]

What Happens When You Switch From Whiskas Cat Food To Another Brand...

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten-related_human_fatalities

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

So that's how my cat sucks my brain out...

[Lady Jag]

So that's how my cat sucks my brain out...

It begins like this:

[Lady Jag]

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[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

LOL!!!

[Jack Deth]

FELINE HAIKUS

Fluid grace and poise
Infinite patience and calm
Until something moves!

Nocturnal hunter
Silent as a falling leaf
Fears Vacuum Cleaners!

The bird's so lonely
In its cage. You should let it
Out to play with me!

Christmas time is great!
Piles of deep wrapping paper
To slide and hide in

You don't leash a cat!
It's against our nature and
You don't like to bleed!

Superb night vision
Wrapped in sinew and plush fur
Noisy late at night!

Up high in my tree
Big, dumb dog not looking up
Pushing off!.... BANZAI!!!!

Flat face, azure eyes
Perpetual motion that
Curls up in your palm.

Cats don't beg like dogs
We sit and gaze until we
Get what we desire!

Jack Deth~ 10/10/05.

[Victoria Delsoul]

That's a cute haiku, Jack, thanks.

Here is one that isn't mine, lol.

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound;
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion. then--
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds--
Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Kitty like plastic.
Confuses for litter box.
Don't leave tarp around.

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"

Litter box not here.
You must have moved it again.
I'll poop in the sink.

[squarebarb]

Thank you Petroni

[TheSpottedOwl]

Omg! That's too funny!

[Felicity Fahrquar]

"Love to eat them mousies, mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off, nibble on they's tiny feet..."

Kliban cats rule.

[Felicity Fahrquar]

Monday's incomplete
Without haikus from Jack Deth
Kitty ping poet

(thanks, Jack!)