Posted on 10/10/2005 5:56:46 AM PDT by Capitalism2003
When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
Islam is the ultimate trick of the devil.
"Kill innocent people for me and I will give you paradise." Or put another way..."if you care more about your own pleasure than for the lives of others, your my kind of guy."
"Sucka!"
LOL! Good one!
My favorite Virginian joke:
How many Virginians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to screw in the new bulb, and 9 to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
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