This is new to me so I just had to post it:
The Truth About Black Helicoptors
Posted on 10/07/2005 5:53:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
Is it Friday already? Aaagh, I still have stuff to do that was due on Wednesday. Can't complain though, Fall has officially arrived in Central TX. It was over 100 just a few days ago and now it's in the 50s. Oh yeah, and there's a couple little football game up in Dallas this weekend. So cut loose and get silly, but not *too* silly.
This is new to me so I just had to post it:
The Truth About Black Helicoptors
Try this then. http://catsinsinks.com/
They've disabled hotlinking so I can't post the pics here, but it's worth going to the site.
Good Morning all...I would love to join the list
Are they French cats? Meaux....
Subject: POTENTIAL
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learned."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "So did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer!
needs more cow-bell.
It's Friday and it's our first cool day of autumn. ...what a needed relief.
Thank you! I so needed this today!
I don't know Fierce, she's got a bit of the "Runaway Bride" about her.
First 50????
BTW, hanging out today on the OFCT (Offical Friday Complaint Thread), too.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1498263/posts
A classic. Always good for the golf course!
Ping me, Baby!
65° at 6am after a 95° high yesterday.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
No, no, no! Zippers scrape!
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