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| 10/07/2005
| It's spelled Arthur
Posted on 10/07/2005 5:53:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
Is it Friday already? Aaagh, I still have stuff to do that was due on Wednesday. Can't complain though, Fall has officially arrived in Central TX. It was over 100 just a few days ago and now it's in the 50s. Oh yeah, and there's a couple little football game up in Dallas this weekend. So cut loose and get silly, but not *too* silly.
This is new to me so I just had to post it:
The Truth About Black Helicoptors
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: golonghorns; ofst; tgif
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Now that underwear's out of the way, time for a drink:
| You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri |
 You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! |
Very true, I'm a great drunk.
To: Chanticleer
I'm smart...I don't wear undies.
| What Your Underwear Says About You |
 You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!
You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year. |
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posted on
10/07/2005 6:59:49 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: martin_fierro; stainlessbanner; TheBigB; Fierce Allegiance; BJClinton
103
posted on
10/07/2005 7:00:03 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons.)
To: Maximus of Texas
It was going to be in New Orleans, but since all the swamp tours got moved to the hotel, we are heading north. We stuck a pin in a map and changed it to Portland, OR. Never been to Oregon so don't know what we're in for. All I know is it's away from here! Yipeee!!
104
posted on
10/07/2005 7:01:38 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: LongElegantLegs
| In a Past Life... |
 You Were: An Insane Monk.
Where You Lived: Italy.
How You Died: Buried alive. |
105
posted on
10/07/2005 7:01:50 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: Constitution Day; TheBigB
106
posted on
10/07/2005 7:02:12 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
((((((Now that taglines are cool, I refuse not to have one.))))))
To: Chanticleer
Tried that one on an earlier thread and was told I was an exiled cannibal who lived in Germany and was hung. I think that was its reaction to what I typed in for my profession.
To: Steelerfan; JimWforBush
Funny since I am a litigation project assistant.
| You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor) |
 You're logical, driven, and ruthless.
You'd make a mighty fine lawyer. |
108
posted on
10/07/2005 7:03:13 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Constitution Day
Thanks for the MST3K link, somehow I had missed that.
To: Chanticleer
| What Your Underwear Says About You |
You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.
You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear. |
110
posted on
10/07/2005 7:04:22 AM PDT
by
fnord
(497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
To: Hoodlum91
What can I say? Gone from smoking dope in my hippy to drinking the stuff in my midlife.
| You Are a Martini |
 There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! |
111
posted on
10/07/2005 7:04:37 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: Millee
Have a great time! We'll miss your posts next week.
Comment #113 Removed by Moderator
To: Fierce Allegiance
114
posted on
10/07/2005 7:08:10 AM PDT
by
Constitution Day
(When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
| You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts) |
 You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced.
You'd make an incredible artist, photographer, or film maker. |
115
posted on
10/07/2005 7:08:21 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: All
116
posted on
10/07/2005 7:10:33 AM PDT
by
MoJo2001
(www.proudpatriots.org (Support Our Troops)...)
To: Maximus of Texas
Aaawwww thanks!
117
posted on
10/07/2005 7:10:44 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: peacebaby
118
posted on
10/07/2005 7:13:27 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: peacebaby
Should I be embarrassed?
| You Are a Mai Tai |
 You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away. |
119
posted on
10/07/2005 7:13:36 AM PDT
by
Chanticleer
(Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
To: Constitution Day
This one looks like it's topped with my snot after I've been dry-sawing concrete without a dust mask:
Clam balls?
Where's the clam weiner? Oh, here you go:
Dog puke?
We got something from one end of the dog, why not the other:
120
posted on
10/07/2005 7:13:39 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
((((((Now that taglines are cool, I refuse not to have one.))))))
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