[RockinRight]

I find it funny.

But that's my South Park Republican side talking.

[raccoonradio]

>>`How come I can't say that word, but the truck can?' ''

A talking truck? :)

"I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (BLEEP) song
It's not that it's (blank) or (blank) controversial
It's just that the (bleep)ing words are awfully strong.

You can't see (Bleep!) on the radio
Or (Bleep!) or (Blank) or (Bleeeggggufg!)
You can't even say I'd like to (sound effect) you
someday
Unless you're a doctor with a very large (sound effect)
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't (ching!)-ing well program it.\
I'll bet you their (bleep!)-ing old Program Directors
Will think it's a load of horse(flop)"--Monty Python

[Maximus of Texas]

[Serb5150]

There's a septic tank service company here in San Diego that has the slogan "Your crap is our bread and butter" painted on the back of every truck. It gets a laugh out of me every time.

[wideawake]

There's a guy in Leonardo, NJ who specializes in removing carpet stains inflcited by incontinent pets.

His truck says "When Doody Calls."

[andy58-in-nh]

The man has a sense of humor - and when you're in the business he's in, I expect you need one. Reminds me of the old (unofficial) Milorganite natural fertilizer slogan: "From the ass to the grass in one easy application!"

[JAWs]

Someone should tell him to go scat! His business is sure to crap out!

[FOG724]

Religions of the World

---

Taoism : Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna : Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism : This Shit Happened Before.
Islam : If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage.
Zen : What Is The Sound of Shit Happening?
Buddhism : When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucuanism : Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist : Shit Happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism : Shit Won't Happen if I Work Harder.
Catholicism : If Shit Happens, I Derserve It.
Jehovah's Witness : Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian : What is This Shit?
Mormon : Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism : Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism : Let's Smoke This Shit.

[WhiteGuy]

"How come I can't say that word, but the truck can?"

Because I said so.

[Maximus of Texas]

[dirtbiker]

In this area, there is a guy that has "We're #1 in the #2 business!" painted on the back of his truck....

[Snardius]

He could change his slogan to:
We Take Crap From Anyone

[PennsylvaniaMom]

There is a carpet and flooring store near here...their motto...

We lay only the best.

Their installer's t-shirts are quite popular with the HS crowd.

[BluH2o]

One waste removal company I know of has a painted logo on the side of the trucks holding tank naming the vehicle the "Stool Bus".

[muir_redwoods]

There is a chimney-sweep in the Chicago area known a Ash-Wipe

[andysandmikesmom]

My old dad used colorful language all the time...he used to sing us kids little dittys, many of which he learned in the army during WW11...mom would always get upset at his language, but we kids just giggled...here is one of his favorite dittys...

The night was cold
The sky was blue
And down the alley
The (bleep) wagon flew
A biff, a bang,
A crash was heard
The driver was killed
By a flying, frozen turd..

Thanks, dad, for your sense of humor...