Taoism : Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna : Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism : This Shit Happened Before.
Islam : If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage.
Zen : What Is The Sound of Shit Happening?
Buddhism : When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucuanism : Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist : Shit Happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism : Shit Won't Happen if I Work Harder.
Catholicism : If Shit Happens, I Derserve It.
Jehovah's Witness : Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian : What is This Shit?
Mormon : Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism : Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism : Let's Smoke This Shit.
Close. Let me correct it.
Islam : If Shit Happens, Put a Turban on It's Head and call it Bin Laden.