Driver jailed for bestiality (Camel Humpers at it again - literally).

Gulf News ^ | today | Nasouh Nazzal

[Rodney King]

Ras Al Khaimah: A man has been sentenced to three months in jail after pleading guilty to charges of bestiality.

The camel involved in the case is to be put down in accordance with Islamic law.

A court official said the Bangladeshi, who worked as a driver, had been spotted going into his employer's barn on a regular basis.

His employer became suspicious as his duties did not involve him dealing with animals.

The official said the employer, a UAE national, followed his driver into the barn one day and saw him starting to have sex with a female camel.

The owner lost his temper and started beating him. He then took him to the police station to press charges.

The official said the driver confessed to police that he used to have sex with one particular camel.

The police arrested him and the case was referred to the Public Prosecution.

The official added the man told the prosecution that he had fallen in love with the camel and had sex with the animal.

The emirate's Criminal Court sentenced him on Wednesday to three months in jail, to be followed by deportation.

It also stated that the camel be put down as its meat would now be tainted.

The animal will be put down at the emirate's slaughterhouse, a representative from the Public Prosecution will be in attendance.

[kenth]

She even comes with a spit guard. That's a rare find in a camel/girlfriend.

[TheBigB]

As long as he didn't smoke afterwards...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I think this qualifies.

JUST DAMN!!

[Duffboy]

There has to be more to this story.
Besides, I'd take a two-humper any ol' day.

[quark]

Ohhhh, the sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than any might think
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx!

But, the Sphinx's posterior sphincter
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile
Which explains the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

Siiiinging...
Rump-t!tty-t!itty-rump-t!tty-t!itty-t!tty-rump
Singing rump-t!itty-t!tty-rump-t!itty-t!itty-ay
Singing rump-t!tty-t!itty-rump-t!tty-t!itty-t!tty-rump
The @$$hole is here to stay!

Yes, we're all queers together
That's why we go 'round in pairs
Yes, we're all queers together
Excuse us while we go upstairs.

[najida]

Seriously, I collect camels (stuffed and statues).

I do think they're neat.

Just not like that.

[Albion Wilde]

Read all about camels, including their long curly lashes, here.

[hosepipe]

[ The emirate's Criminal Court sentenced him on Wednesday to three months in jail, to be followed by deportation. It also stated that the camel be put down as its meat would now be tainted. The animal will be put down at the emirate's slaughterhouse, a representative from the Public Prosecution will be in attendance. ]

Allotoyah Komeini had Islamic rules for this kind of thing..
The meat could not sold in the village where the deed happened..
It would not be Hallal(blessed by God).. if sold in the same village..

He also had rules for "proper" sex with babies..

And you thought Yasser Arafat was strange.. Islam properly vetted would make San Fransisco look like a "conservative" conclave.. Islam has much to learn from a troop of Chimps.. Even Chimps don't practice whats done common place in some circles of Islam.. and by the way denied in others.. Islam pretty much mirrors Chimp political structure though in most ways..

[najida]

Here's her ugly sister.

[blackie]

Just damn is right ~ it's those long eyelashes that do it. ;););)

[cripplecreek]

Midnight at the oasis

Take your camel to bed.

[Ciexyz]

Just as rape victims in Arabic countries are flogged as punishment for being raped.

[kenth]

ROFL...

[Springman]

Please forgive me. Fred Imus, haven't heard him in a couple weeks. Is he over seas?

[Dashing Dasher]

The official added the man told the prosecution that he had fallen in love with the camel and had sex with the animal.

FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE CAMEL????
Oy Vey!

It also stated that the camel be put down as its meat would now be tainted.

The camel's meat would be tainted?

Pot? Kettle?

PS... now I know why so many arabs have curly eye lashes.... ewwwwwwww.....

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

There is just something so wrong here.

But far be it for me not to make jokes.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I guess he went to the barn for a roll in the hay.

[Calpernia]

I blame the camel. Seems no man can resist their 'come hither' look.

courtesy of Lost World Ranch

[Duffboy]

Was the ladder taken out and shot too??