I guess that one is for Arab Judges?
Posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:57 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case
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A US judge will go on trial today charged with three counts of indecent exposure after allegedly masturbating using a “penis pump” while presiding over a murder case. Witnesses claim they could hear the noise of the device coming from beneath the robes of Donald Thompson as he sat on the bench. The 58-year-old former district judge had served at Creek County Court, Oklahoma, where he was charged, for 22 years. The sex toy will be presented as evidence during the trial. The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompson’s bench, despite his lawyers’ attempts to get the evidence barred. Thompson faces 10 years in prison and a £11,000 (20,000 dollar) fine for each offence. If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison. He is accused of using the pump during two murder trials and a civil case in 2003. Jurors claim they heard what sounded like a bicycle pump or blood-pressure pump. One “heard ’a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch’ and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms“, according to documents filed by the state attorney general. Court reporter Lisa Foster told authorities she saw the bespectacled judge attach and use the device almost daily during one trial, and that the sounds could be heard on the tape she made. She claims she made notes when she saw Thompson using the pump during that trial and another first-degree murder trial in August 2003. The bizarre events were also witnessed by police officers giving evidence, the papers say. According to an affidavit, a court-ordered DNA sample confirms the fluids found in his old courtroom and office were semen. Judge C Allen McCall has not yet decided whether jurors will get to hear Ms Foster’s audio recording. Thompson claims the pump was just a joke gift from a friend. Both sides will begin quizzing a 350-member jury pool at the Oklahoma court today. The trial is expected to last about two weeks. |
I guess that one is for Arab Judges?
Correct. Although, Sammy did make several guest appearances on Flip's show and some of them were in 'Her come da Judge' skits.
That was my reaction too.
"If he don't stop that, justice'll go blind."
Makes me think of Harvey Korman feeling up the statue of "Justice" in "Blazing Saddles".
LOL!
That movie's a classic.
So, are they gonna review all the judgements and sentences he handed down while...uh...he was...er...handing out justice?
[surely that must've affected his judgement to some extent]
Thyankfully this thread had 46 posts before I was pinged to it.
here come da judge was Flip Wilson's gig on Laugh In, not Sammy
I knew a lady judge , really a great looking lady judge, that I knew was almost nekid under her robes sometimes when the AC was on the blink when I worked in NM .....She'd brag and tease us deputies about it before or after court !
Some of these judges are just future storylines for the Reno 911 Show IMO .....
He needed backup to deal with his ...err...shortcomings..
TV ACRES: Catchphrases (Character Trademark Phrases & Sayings) "Here comes da' judge!" - Hookline used by Sammy Davis, Jr. and Flip Wilson in the revival of the old Pigmeat Markham routine as seen on the comedy variety ...
LOL!
Holy Cow!! Ya learned me sumtin new.
I loved both of those guys. Remember the Flip Wilson character Josephine?
If you're thinkin' Geraldine Jones, scroll back to my number 63 from yesterday.
You win!
"You win!"
LOL! Thanks, but where the heck can I display my trophy???
Maybe that's why those Muslim women don't complain a lot about being forced to wear burkas. They may have a social life going on under there like other women can only dream about.
On the other hand of course, her husband has room for a flock of sheep and several adolescent boys under his on dress.
on=own.
Well, but where of course, but under your judicial robes!
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