Posted on 09/28/2005 7:05:57 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
Judge used 'penis pump' during murder case
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A US judge will go on trial today charged with three counts of indecent exposure after allegedly masturbating using a penis pump while presiding over a murder case. Witnesses claim they could hear the noise of the device coming from beneath the robes of Donald Thompson as he sat on the bench. The 58-year-old former district judge had served at Creek County Court, Oklahoma, where he was charged, for 22 years. The sex toy will be presented as evidence during the trial. The court has also permitted testimony that a second pump was seen under Judge Thompsons bench, despite his lawyers attempts to get the evidence barred. Thompson faces 10 years in prison and a £11,000 (20,000 dollar) fine for each offence. If convicted he would also have to register as a sex offender when released from prison. He is accused of using the pump during two murder trials and a civil case in 2003. Jurors claim they heard what sounded like a bicycle pump or blood-pressure pump. One heard a swooshing kind of air, like kind of ch, ch and saw Thompson making some movement with his upper body and arms, according to documents filed by the state attorney general. Court reporter Lisa Foster told authorities she saw the bespectacled judge attach and use the device almost daily during one trial, and that the sounds could be heard on the tape she made. She claims she made notes when she saw Thompson using the pump during that trial and another first-degree murder trial in August 2003. The bizarre events were also witnessed by police officers giving evidence, the papers say. According to an affidavit, a court-ordered DNA sample confirms the fluids found in his old courtroom and office were semen. Judge C Allen McCall has not yet decided whether jurors will get to hear Ms Fosters audio recording. Thompson claims the pump was just a joke gift from a friend. Both sides will begin quizzing a 350-member jury pool at the Oklahoma court today. The trial is expected to last about two weeks. |
I say,
'guilty on all (sperm) counts'!
So many jokes. Gavels and banging and such. Just emulating Slick Willy perhaps? While presiding over a case? Ugh, that's just gross.
I'm 99 percent sure it was Sammy who was 'da judge' on Laugh In....Flip's thing (just as funny) was Geraldine "You better shut yo' mouth" Jones.
I do NOT want to see the briefs...
Better than using a murder pump in a penis case.
The defendant was appealing.
Do you mean Judge Babes?
Sure. Just as long as she slumps way down in her chair, so those present in the Court Room only hear the pants and moans, the yes! yes! yes! and the squish! squish! squish! of the pump and see only her glazed eyes and sweaty brow.
LOL
My dad always said, "find something you love to do and find someone to pay you to do it." Seems the judge had a good thing while it lasted.
LOL! And sighs does matter.
LOL
What's really gross is the forensic people cut the pump in two and swabbed it for DNA.
While looking for "blow up photos" lookie at what I stumbled across.
http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html
Includes a great audio file.
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends
You got a thing for ewes
Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the farm, stay outta the barn
Go read a nursery rhyme
Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime
I wonder if the judge was afraid that first pump would be jealous.
Eeeewwwww, shudder.
Oh, this is just soooo gross.
Wow, not a joke -
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html
A "Polling the Jury" ping for you.
PRECISELY why I don't want to see them.
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