1 posted on
09/27/2005 12:27:21 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
The suspect.
2 posted on
09/27/2005 12:27:59 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: BenLurkin
Was it an assault fork?
3 posted on
09/27/2005 12:28:00 PM PDT by
TheBigB
(I will punch the next person who confuses "you're" and "your". Seriously. Don't test me.)
To: BenLurkin
The suspect reportedly said "Fork You!!" as he stabbed his neighbor...
4 posted on
09/27/2005 12:28:16 PM PDT by
RockinRight
(What part of ILLEGAL immigration do they not understand?)
To: BenLurkin
Time to require a national fork registration database.
6 posted on
09/27/2005 12:28:31 PM PDT by
Brilliant
To: BenLurkin
It's the pit bull's fault
7 posted on
09/27/2005 12:29:43 PM PDT by
wardaddy
(You're too good for him.)
To: cjshapi
It's "tine" to die, ping.
8 posted on
09/27/2005 12:29:49 PM PDT by
Junior
(Some drink to silence the voices in their heads. I drink to understand them.)
To: BenLurkin
Clearly, this would never have happened if Wisconsin had fork control legislation.
To: BenLurkin
Ban the Hi-capacity four pronged forks and require people to use three pronged forks only.
11 posted on
09/27/2005 12:30:16 PM PDT by
Redcitizen
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He's going to do serious tine.
12 posted on
09/27/2005 12:30:20 PM PDT by
dighton
To: BenLurkin
In the spirit of "eye for an eye," I say stick a fork in him, he's done...
13 posted on
09/27/2005 12:30:46 PM PDT by
krb
(ad hominem arguments are for stupid people)
To: BenLurkin
Hope his cellmate enjoys spooning...
15 posted on
09/27/2005 12:30:55 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: BenLurkin
When forks are outlawed, only Martha Stewart will know which fork to use?
16 posted on
09/27/2005 12:31:03 PM PDT by
governsleastgovernsbest
(check out my posts on Today Show bias at www.newsbusters.org)
To: BenLurkin; Squantos
18 posted on
09/27/2005 12:31:26 PM PDT by
PoorMuttly
(A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun -T.Jefferson)
To: BenLurkin
Forget the NRA
I need the NFA.
You know libs are gonna try banning forks next!
oh this was all probably Bush's fault.
19 posted on
09/27/2005 12:31:41 PM PDT by
Havok
To: BenLurkin
The victim should of had a bat near by.
20 posted on
09/27/2005 12:31:51 PM PDT by
navygal
(Numbers 6:24-26)
To: BenLurkin; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
May the perp serve hard tine.
21 posted on
09/27/2005 12:31:54 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(For a prong tine.)
To: BenLurkin
They can have my fork when they pry it from my chubby, well-fed hands.
23 posted on
09/27/2005 12:32:46 PM PDT by
thoughtomator
(Driving an SUV is objectively pro-terrorist)
To: BenLurkin
He was quiet, real quiet. Lived here for years, never caused any trouble. He seemed to keep to himself, mostly.
25 posted on
09/27/2005 12:33:18 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
(Fortunately, the Bill of Rights doesn't include the word 'is'.)
To: BenLurkin
This article was composed while playing the tune of Wierd Al Yankovic's parody "just eat it"
26 posted on
09/27/2005 12:33:38 PM PDT by
Redcitizen
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To: BenLurkin
When forks are outlawed......
28 posted on
09/27/2005 12:35:27 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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