The suspect. The suspect.Crikey! He's a Klingon!!
Sounds like something out of Silence of the Lambs.
The Fork.
He's a forkin idiot.
A brit, a frenchie and a yank were traveling in the jungle when they were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal chief said, "we're going to cook you and eat you, and we're going to use your skins to make canoes.
"But just so you don't think we're completely uncivilized, you may each choose your manner of death."
The brit asked for and was given a revolver. He held the revolver to his head, shouted "God save the Queen!" and pulled the trigger.
The cannibals were quite impressed.
The frenchie asked for a sword. He shouted "Vive la France!" and ran himself straight through.
The cannibals were again impressed.
The yank asked for a fork. "A fork?" thought the cannibals. "What's he going to do with a fork?"
The yank grabbed the fork and started puncturing himself all over, with blood oozing out of little holes all over his body.
The cannibals were dumbfounded - "what are you doing?!" they asked.
"You can ccok me and eat me if you want," said the yank.
"But f--- your canoe."
I swear I had nothing to do with this!
He can still vote DimRat from his jail cell. Maybe twice with a pack of smokes for reward.