Man Killed With Fork

http://www.local6.com/news/5021627/detail.html ^ | 9:23 am EDT September 27, 2005

[BenLurkin]

Green Bay, Wis., man is charged with killing his neighbor with a fork, according to police.

Investigators said Gordon Senecal was taking care of Todd Charles' 15-year-old pit bull over the weekend when an argument broke out between the two men.

The men began fighting at Charles' home and Senecal was stabbed with a large serving fork, police said.

Senecal was taken to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

Charles is expected in court Monday for his first appearance.

[Redcitizen]

Whenever you get done picking over the leftovers, there is another story about assault chickens and coke on this thread: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1492312/posts

[Revolting cat!]

Commemorative T-shirt.

[Natural Law]

Just f'ing great! Now we will all have to eat airline food with our fingers.

[4mycountry]

I like you're tagline, B.

*runs away*

[MortMan]

Some guy gets forked to death and it has to be a Klingon... An UGLY Klingo, to boot! (I miss Bloom County!)

[exdem2000]

Great Post!!! LOL!!!

[clee1]

Fork you.

[Calpernia]

That was cute!

[PissAndVinegar]

Actually - I think it's Frasier Crane :)

[sit-rep]

Indeed!

[TheBigB]

Gaaaah! You are not too old for a spanking, missy! =P

[mikrofon]

Or as they say-
"When you get to the fork in the row, take it away..."

[SirJohnBarleycorn]

A brit, a frenchie and a yank were traveling in the jungle when they were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal chief said, "we're going to cook you and eat you, and we're going to use your skins to make canoes.

"But just so you don't think we're completely uncivilized, you may each choose your manner of death."

The brit asked for and was given a revolver. He held the revolver to his head, shouted "God save the Queen!" and pulled the trigger.

The cannibals were quite impressed.

The frenchie asked for a sword. He shouted "Vive la France!" and ran himself straight through.

The cannibals were again impressed.

The yank asked for a fork. "A fork?" thought the cannibals. "What's he going to do with a fork?"

The yank grabbed the fork and started puncturing himself all over, with blood oozing out of little holes all over his body.

The cannibals were dumbfounded - "what are you doing?!" they asked.

"You can ccok me and eat me if you want," said the yank.

"But f--- your canoe."

[R.W.Ratikal]

We here at Fork Control, Inc. have been warning for years about the danger of the indiscriminate ownership of assault-forks. Now another fork has claimed a victim.

Studies show that in every house where a crime has been committed, an assault-fork, and sometimes a number of forks, can be found.

The controversial clause in the Constitution that fork advocates say protects the right of every citizen to keep and bear forks is a two-pronged clause according to Professor B.S. Tine, head of the prestigious Fork U's Fork-Crime ten year study group, recommends further study.

Prof. Tine says that more anti-fork legislation is needed to keep forks out of the hands of the general population for the good of the nation and the safety of our CHILDREN!.

Remember, Forks Kill! Promote Fork Buy-Back programs in your city.

[R.W.Ratikal]

We here at Fork Control, Inc. have been warning for years about the danger of the indiscriminate ownership of assault-forks. Now another fork has claimed a victim.

Studies show that in every house where a crime has been committed, an assault-fork, and sometimes a number of forks, can be found.

The controversial clause in the Constitution that fork advocates say protects the right of every citizen to keep and bear forks is a two-pronged clause according to Professor B.S. Tine, head of the prestigious Fork U's Fork-Crime ten year study group, recommends further study.

Prof. Tine says that more anti-fork legislation is needed to keep forks out of the hands of the general population for the good of the nation and the safety of our CHILDREN!.

Remember, Forks Kill! Promote Fork Buy-Back programs in your city.

[R.W.Ratikal]

We here at Fork Control, Inc. have been warning for years about the danger of the indiscriminate ownership of assault-forks. Now another fork has claimed a victim.

Studies show that in every house where a crime has been committed, an assault-fork, and sometimes a number of forks, can be found.

The controversial clause in the Constitution that fork advocates say protects the right of every citizen to keep and bear forks is a two-pronged clause according to Professor B.S. Tine, head of the prestigious Fork U's Fork-Crime ten year study group, recommends further study.

Prof. Tine says that more anti-fork legislation is needed to keep forks out of the hands of the general population for the good of the nation and the safety of our CHILDREN!.

Remember, Forks Kill! Promote Fork Buy-Back programs in your city.

[Pessimist]

Just proves that old adage: Don't take a spoon to a fork fight.

[4mycountry]

Aw B...

*turns on the cute-tactics, y'know, with the sad anime-type eyes and the quivering lip and all that*

You wouldn't hurt me... would you?

[TheBigB]

*sigh*

I'm a sucker for the quivering lip thingy.

Fine. THIS time you walk away. :)P