Posted on 09/20/2005 12:56:01 PM PDT by apackof2
“National Singles Week” was started by the Buckeye Singles Council in Ohio in the 1980s to celebrate single life and recognize singles and their contributions to society. The week is now widely observed during Sept. 19-25 as “Unmarried and Single Americans Week,” an acknowledgment that many unmarried Americans do not identify with the word “single” because they are parents, have partners or are widowed.
Ditto!
Oh. Yah. I was trying to forget how flat the Dakotas are...
However, Brainard has some pits...;o]
I think the biggest thing is looking at your life as good, period.
It may not fit the standard of what a 'good' life should be to others, but it's what you have.
I agree, right now, I'm where I should be too. :)
Smooches.
It's BEEN red...oh...sorry, Sweetie...you weren't paying attention, were you?
Look. If it will make you feel better, I'll let you drive, OK?
Yeah,
Add the Suckettes to your list too (though I think our list will have a whole different purpose at times).
Like the best places to shop for shoes ;)
Smooching back at you!
Hey, I get speeding tickets all the time. The cops just don't buy my excuses.
When do we party? Do I get a new coffee mug? *chuckle*
"Yeah,
Add the Suckettes to your list too (though I think our list will have a whole different purpose at times)."
The who?
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.
"Is there a problem Officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?"
The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
"You don't have one?"
The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."
The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
"I'm sorry, I can't do that."
The policeman says, "Why not?"
"I stole this car."
The officer says, "Stole it?"
The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."
At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?"
"She's in the boot if you want to see."
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"
The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"
"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."
"Murdered the owner?"
The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.
The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"
The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence."
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner."
The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"
One advantage however small, for being single
I think being single sucks too
Amen! lol
LOL!
Speeding is kinda hard to do when you're walking in 4" heels and have only mesh stockings and a leather bustier for warmth...
Sorry,
I'm tired and I was reading my mail backwards.
Pay no attention to the woman behind the curtain.
(It all started when I didn't get my coffee this morning).
See that! And when I saw you at the Moose Statue I mistook you for a nun.
Is this what you wanted?
(If not, I can exchange it.)
You have nuns who dress like that...?????
You must have been up in the night.
Oooooooh, I bow before you...
Hmmm...
So does that mean I get extra flowers and chocolates? ;-)
Well they like to nip the Franzia.
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