[Dinsdale]

Mrs. Ballbricker we're going to need some help.

Could you discribe the talliwacker?

Did it have any distictive marks?

We could bring in a police artist?

[SteveMcKing]

Ever see Dazed and Confused. That's what I call America.

Screw this zero-tolerance, nanny-state, wellness-loving BS.

It's retro-or-die, baby!

[lepton]

"There's no way anyone in the district would consider this a prank,"

Of course it's a prank. It's just not acceptable.

[CaptainKeyword]

hooray!

a kid does a kid-sized prank! here's hoping it comes back in style, to banish forever the trend of demented psychopaths taking arsenals into school and wasting their innocent classmates and teachers.

[TruthWillWin]

couldn't catch the fleeing student, but she was able to help police identify the teen after watching a hallway surveillance camera video and interviewing students.

???

Wonder what part of his anatomy she could identify?

[QwertyKPH]

"and we do have high standards"

It's campy quotes like these that make us love those Enzyte commercials.

CLICK!

[OregonRepublican]

I think its hilarious. Im guessing the school will ask for more tax money because they need to give the students who witness this an opportunity to talk to a counselor. Well the principal will need a paid leave because she will be scard from seeing such a herendous act.

[SouthernFreebird]

There's no way anyone in the district would consider this a prank,"

How could you consider it anything but a prank...? He was wearing a gorilla mask for crying out loud. Sorry but I think it is funny.

[satchmodog9]

Happens in every HS and probably always did. Suspend him for a week and move on. It happened every year when I went to school.

[Lokibob]

Good run, RED!!!!

[Oztrich Boy]

A 17-year-old student was arrested Monday after streaking through his high school wearing only a gorilla mask and outrunning the school principal.

Union Springs High School Principal Kimberle Ward -- who said she runs three to five miles a day -- couldn't catch the fleeing student,

Does anyome else see the fun in the image of Ms Kimberle pursuing a naked 17 year old wearing a gotilla mask?

[BigSkyFreeper]

I think it's hilarious myself.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

What, no pictures?
Just kidding.

Funny, but I wouldn't encourage this behavior.

This is one of those times that once it was over, and he was "dealt with" the adults went behind closed door to Laugh Their A$$es Off.

[ladyinred]

"We're here to teach children, and we do have high standards."

Oh sure you do. Why I am shocked at your lack of tolerance of naked Gorillas! This could be this young man's religious expression!

ROTFL! At last, some good news for a change! :-)

[newzjunkey]

Naked. Running. High school. Student. Gorilla mask. Yup, reads like a PRANK to me, lady.

You have high standards or no sense of humor?

[stylin19a]

Back when streaking was a fad (mid 70's), being younger and stupider and under the influence of "Janis Juice" (and a month before I was to be married ), I thought it would be a good idea to streak a bowling alley during Friday night league play. I ran the length of the bowling lanes along the foul lines in bowling shoes & a hat and a smile. (talk about showing one's shortcomings)

After I was done, before I could turn around there were 6 cops right there...all in plain clothes.

I asked them how they got there so fast ?
One said "we belong to the Fraternal Order of Police and we have our bowling league here tonight."

BTW...she married me any way...only way to get her bail money back.

[Conservative Texan Mom]

I think it's funny! When I was in highschool my friend had a mustang convertible. We kept a couple of Halloween masks in the car and on occasion would put them on and ride around. It was funny to see people's reaction when we pulled up next to them at a stop light. One of the masks was a gorilla. Although, now that I'm much older I look back and think that it wasn't too smart. It was awfully hard to see out of those silly things and we were driving. It's amazing how having kids of your own makes you reconsider the follies of youth.

[MikeD]

Don't look, Ethel!!!!