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Back when streaking was a fad (mid 70's), being younger and stupider and under the influence of "Janis Juice" (and a month before I was to be married ), I thought it would be a good idea to streak a bowling alley during Friday night league play. I ran the length of the bowling lanes along the foul lines in bowling shoes & a hat and a smile. (talk about showing one's shortcomings)

After I was done, before I could turn around there were 6 cops right there...all in plain clothes.

I asked them how they got there so fast ?
One said "we belong to the Fraternal Order of Police and we have our bowling league here tonight."

BTW...she married me any way...only way to get her bail money back.