Posted on 09/19/2005 5:20:08 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs
Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Talk Like a Pirate Day only comes once a year (on September 19th), this year it falls on a Monday. On talk like a pirate day, everyone talks as if they were a pirate. For instance, instead of saying something like this:
The commitee has decided to reallocate your time to the filing group. We look forward to the exciting new synergies between these departments.
You would say this:
Aye matey, those scalawags in their fine breeches want ye' to move o'er with the scurvy dogs yonder. If ye' don't come back with some fine booty, we be keelhaulin' you next morn!
If you're not ready yet, you can learn more about this international holiday on the AboutPirateDay page or practice some phrases from the PiratePhrases page. After all, you don't want to be handed the BlackSpot when the holiday is over!
Yar...Be that scurvy wordsmith still on hiatus?
Nothing to loot or plunder just an over 40 victim of fate...
Arriving too late...
Jimmy Buffet's "Pirate looks at 40"
ARRRR and a beautiful winch she is.
Frigate on the horizon.
Abuse will continue until morale improves.
That is all.
I don't see no swan.
Shiver me timbers.
Yellowbeard http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086618/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9eWVsbG93YmVhcmR8ZnQ9MXxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8Y289MXxodG1sPTF8bm09MQ__;fc=1;ft=22;fm=1
Goonies http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089218/
But why is the rum gone? :o(
In my fahr Dublin Ci-teee whar the wimmin arrrrrggh so pri-teeee!
This guy TALKS like a Pirate:
JERRY: It didn't do me any good either! That benefit was the worst show I ever did. Some of those heckles were really uncalled for: "Avast ye matey" - what the hell does that mean?! "20 degrees off the starboard side - the Spanish Galleon!" - there's no comeback for that!
:)
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back(like a pirate)
Oh me god, Becky, eyeball th' lass' aft 'tis so big
She looks like one o' them rap guys beauties
Who understands them rap guys
They only talk t' th' lass' on accoun' o' she looks like a total prostitute, arrr?
I mean th' lass' aft `Tis jus' so big
I canna believe 'tis so round
`Tis jus' ou' thar
I mean, 'tis gross
Look, she`s jus' so pirate
I like big afts an' I canna lie
Ye other pirates canna deny
That when a lass walks in wi' an itty bitty waste
An' a round thin' in yer face
Ye get sprung
Wanna pull up fore
Cuz ye notice that aft be stuffed
Deep in th' britches she`s wearin'
I be hooked an' I canna avast starin'
Oh, wee lass I wanna get wi' ya
An' take yer picture
Me maties tried t' warn me
But wi' that aft ye got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all o' that smooth skin
Ye say ye wanna get in me Benz
Well use me, use me cuz ye ain`t that average squadrony
I`ve seen them dancin`
T'hell wi' romancin` She sweat, wet, got 't goin` like a full-sailed `Vette
I be tired o' magazines sayin' flat aft`s th' only thin' Take th' average pirate an' ask
th' lad's that
She gotta pack much aft, so
Fellas (Yaargh!), fellas (Yaargh!)
Has yer beauty got th' aft (hell Yaargh!)
Well shake 't, shake 't, shake 't, shake 't, shake that buxom aft
Lassie got aft!
I like`em round an' big
An' when I be throwin` a gig
I jus' canna help myself
I be actin like an animal
Now here`s me scandal
I wanna get ye homeport
An' Yaargh, double Yaargh, Yaargh
I ain`t talkin` bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts be made fer toys
I wannem real thick an' juicy So find that juicy double
Mixalot`s in trouble
Beggin` fer a piece o' that bubble
So I be lookin` at rock videos
Watchin` these bimbos walkin` like hoes
Ye can be havin' them bimbos I`ll keep me lasses like Flo Jo
A word t' th' thick soul sistas
I wanna get wi' ye
I won`t curse or strike ye
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna hork
Til th' break o' dawn
Baby, I got 't goin on
A lot o' pimps won`t like this song
Cuz them punks like t' hit 't an' quit 't
But I`d rather stay an' play
Cuz I be long an' I be strong
An' I be down t' get th' friction on
So ladies (aye), ladies (aye)
If ye wanna role in me Mercedes (aye)
Then turn around
Stick 't ou'
E'en landlubbers got t' shout
Baby got aft
Aye baby When 't comes t' females
Cosmo an' got nothin t' do wi' me selection
36-24-36
Only if she`s 5`3"
So yer beauty rolls a Honda
Playin` workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain`t got a motor in th' aft o' th' lass' Honda
Me anaconda dasn't want none unless ye`ve got buns hon
Ye can do side bends or sit-ups, but please dasn't lose that aft
Some pirates wanna play that hard role an' tell ye that th' aft need t' go
So they toss 't an' leave 't
An' I pull up quick t' retrieve 't
So Cosmo says ye`re fat
Well I ain`t down wi' that
Cuz yer waste be wee an' yer curves be kickin`
An' I be thinkin` bout stickin`
T' th' beanpole dames in th' magazines
Ye ain`t 't Miss Thang
Give me a sista I canna resist th' lass'
Red beans an' rice didna miss th' lass'
Some knucklehead tried t' dis
Cuz his lasses be on me list
He had game but he chose t' hit `em A
n' pulled up quick t' get wi' `em
o ladies if th' aft be round
An' ye wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot an' kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got aft!
Yaaarg!!!
Christian pirate puppets?
Great two-fer!
LOLOLOLrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!
I be on the road in PGH, will have pix 2 share in a day or 2
You don't remember "Pirate Adventures With Captain Hook"? It was an afterschool kiddie show on Christian tv, hosted by a real-life double amputee. The guy had been a biker until the accident that maimed him, but he found God in the hospital, then took on the persona of Captain Hook (don't know how he was able to use the name) and had a horde of pirate puppets who sailed the seven seas for Jesus.
Uh...Was this in the sixties? Because I understand they put alot of wierd stuff in the water back then... :-P
I remember finding it in 1992.
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