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Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back(like a pirate)

Oh me god, Becky, eyeball th' lass' aft 'tis so big
She looks like one o' them rap guys beauties
Who understands them rap guys
They only talk t' th' lass' on accoun' o' she looks like a total prostitute, arrr?
I mean th' lass' aft `Tis jus' so big
I canna believe 'tis so round
`Tis jus' ou' thar
I mean, 'tis gross
Look, she`s jus' so pirate

I like big afts an' I canna lie
Ye other pirates canna deny
That when a lass walks in wi' an itty bitty waste
An' a round thin' in yer face
Ye get sprung
Wanna pull up fore
Cuz ye notice that aft be stuffed
Deep in th' britches she`s wearin'
I be hooked an' I canna avast starin'
Oh, wee lass I wanna get wi' ya
An' take yer picture
Me maties tried t' warn me
But wi' that aft ye got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all o' that smooth skin
Ye say ye wanna get in me Benz
Well use me, use me cuz ye ain`t that average squadrony

I`ve seen them dancin`
T'hell wi' romancin` She sweat, wet, got 't goin` like a full-sailed `Vette

I be tired o' magazines sayin' flat aft`s th' only thin' Take th' average pirate an' ask

th' lad's that
She gotta pack much aft, so

Fellas (Yaargh!), fellas (Yaargh!)
Has yer beauty got th' aft (hell Yaargh!)
Well shake 't, shake 't, shake 't, shake 't, shake that buxom aft
Lassie got aft!

I like`em round an' big
An' when I be throwin` a gig
I jus' canna help myself
I be actin like an animal
Now here`s me scandal

I wanna get ye homeport
An' Yaargh, double Yaargh, Yaargh
I ain`t talkin` bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts be made fer toys
I wannem real thick an' juicy So find that juicy double
Mixalot`s in trouble
Beggin` fer a piece o' that bubble
So I be lookin` at rock videos
Watchin` these bimbos walkin` like hoes
Ye can be havin' them bimbos I`ll keep me lasses like Flo Jo
A word t' th' thick soul sistas
I wanna get wi' ye
I won`t curse or strike ye
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna hork
Til th' break o' dawn
Baby, I got 't goin on
A lot o' pimps won`t like this song
Cuz them punks like t' hit 't an' quit 't
But I`d rather stay an' play
Cuz I be long an' I be strong
An' I be down t' get th' friction on

So ladies (aye), ladies (aye)
If ye wanna role in me Mercedes (aye)
Then turn around
Stick 't ou'
E'en landlubbers got t' shout
Baby got aft

Aye baby When 't comes t' females
Cosmo an' got nothin t' do wi' me selection
36-24-36
Only if she`s 5`3"

So yer beauty rolls a Honda
Playin` workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain`t got a motor in th' aft o' th' lass' Honda
Me anaconda dasn't want none unless ye`ve got buns hon
Ye can do side bends or sit-ups, but please dasn't lose that aft
Some pirates wanna play that hard role an' tell ye that th' aft need t' go
So they toss 't an' leave 't
An' I pull up quick t' retrieve 't
So Cosmo says ye`re fat
Well I ain`t down wi' that
Cuz yer waste be wee an' yer curves be kickin`
An' I be thinkin` bout stickin`
T' th' beanpole dames in th' magazines
Ye ain`t 't Miss Thang
Give me a sista I canna resist th' lass'
Red beans an' rice didna miss th' lass'
Some knucklehead tried t' dis
Cuz his lasses be on me list
He had game but he chose t' hit `em A
n' pulled up quick t' get wi' `em
o ladies if th' aft be round
An' ye wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot an' kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got aft!

Yaaarg!!!