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Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 45th Edition
FreeRepublic ^ | March 11 - September 17, 2005, A.D. | Numerous Freepers

Posted on 09/18/2005 10:06:10 AM PDT by jigsaw


Taglinus FreeRepublicus (45th Edition)


Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc.

Praise God from whom all taglines flow.

~spodefly, 12/26/04


Click on my name for a long list of press contacts.    Tempest,
01/28/05

Conservatism is the dominant political creed in America.    bitt, 03/11/05

aitch tee tee pea colon 2 slashes dubya dubya dubya dot proud patriots dot org    Brad's Gramma, 03/11/05

Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.    Ciexyz, 03/11/05

DEA: "I'm the only one in this room professional enough that I know to carry this Glock 40"...BOOM!    Dan from Michigan, 03/11/05

If you were in my heart I'd surely not break you. If you were beside me and my love would take you.    Darksheare, 03/11/05

Taglinus FreeRepublicus: An awesome demonstration of the fact that Free Republic is awash in genius!    EternalVigilance, 03/11/05

1st you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. ~HJ Simpson    freedumb2003, 03/11/05

TDS tagline disposal service. Deposit used taglines here.    kralcmot, 03/11/05

Start Hillary's recount now - just to get it out of the way.    Libloather, 03/11/05

If ain't broke, the government hasn't tried to fix it yet.    listenhillary, 03/11/05

Deadcheck the embeds first.    Lonesome in Massachussets, 03/11/05

Do you know the difference between boogers and broccoli? Most kids won't eat Broccoli.    sierrahome, 03/11/05

The Dems have lost whatever "redeeming social value" they ever had!!! Just ask Zell.    SierraWasp, 03/11/05

ANWR would look great in pumps.    SlowBoat407, 03/11/05

The fact that no one understands you, doesn't make you an artist.    tapatio, 03/11/05

I believe in the power of free markets to do good    thoughtomator, 03/11/05

When Hillary Says She's Going To Put The Military On Our Borders...She Becomes Our Next President.    Vision, 03/11/05

Now toilet paper? Taxes are already wiping out US businesses.    alrea, 03/12/05

The west is dead. You may lose a sweetheart, but you will never forget her. ~Charles Russell    AnOldCowhand, 03/12/05

If GOD Had Been A Liberal, We Wouldn't Have Had The Ten Commandments- We'd Have The Ten Suggestions.    austinmark, 03/12/05

If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...    COBOL2Java, 03/12/05

What'll it be Normie? "Just the usual coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."    Dahoser, 03/12/05

Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals with no cure, unless a guillotine can cure dandruff.    Don W, 03/12/05

You see, I've been to the desert on a horse with no name - then I found FreeRepublic.    exit82, 03/12/05

God Bless our military men and women! Thank you for your service.    IVote2, 03/12/05

Fear is the Mind Killer.    Laz711, 03/12/05

Authoritarian rule is not the wave of the future; it is the last gasp of a discredited past.    MJY1288, 03/12/05

Fred Howell McMurray, Jr...The man on my POW bracelet.    moonpie57, 03/12/05

Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states.    peyton randolph, 03/12/05

I believe if you can't say something good about somebody you’re probably talking about Hillary Clinton.    Rightly Biased, 03/12/05

God Bless all who defend America and the rest can go to hell.    SeaBiscuit, 03/12/05

Victory at all costs,.......for without victory there is no survival. ~Churchill--that's "Winston"    singfreedom, 03/12/05

Pray daily for FreeRepublic.com and for Jim's well-being!    Skylus, 03/12/05

I live in Michigan, but even if I lived in Kuala Lumpur I'd still think you were an idiot.    Slings and Arrows, 03/12/05

Intellectuals only exist if you think they do.    TigersEye, 03/12/05

I had amnesia once -- or twice.    tscislaw, 03/12/05

Every time I doubt my sanity, I take a quick look at DU and I'm all better. YEEEAAARRRGGGHH!!!    WinOne4TheGipper, 03/12/05

To the Everlasting Glory of the Infantry. ~Robert A. Heinlein    wrathof59, 03/12/05

Believing yourself when no one else does is a form of Mental Illness.    John Lenin, 03/13/05

Freedom Of Speech Makes It Much Easier To Spot The Idiots.    txradioguy, 03/13/05

Can you read this???   Dog (Inventor of FR's first invisible tagline), 03/14/05   [Ed. Note: Dog's invisible tagline format: <font color=white>Can you read this???</font>]   

Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.    airborne, 03/15/05

Heteronormative and PROUD!!    clintonh8r, 03/15/05

Mayor of Jesusland.    D Edmund Joaquin, 03/15/05

Pelosi fined $21,000 for collecting/distributing funds in excess of campaign-finance laws.    Darkwolf377, 03/15/05

The real Clinton legacy: political correctness run amok!    exDemMom, 03/15/05

Party affiliation merits stating only if unique not common place.... R = unique. D=common place.    hoosiermama, 03/15/05

The "truth" to all liberals is that which advances their goals. Factuality has nothing to do with the truth.    Jacquerie, 03/15/05

I am shocked! ... Sort of. ~Rumsfeld    jinkagrl, 03/15/05

Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!    Maria S, 03/15/05

Whatever is eating at you ....must be suffering horribly.    MEG33, 03/15/05

Does my American flag offend you? Dial 1-800-LEAVE THE USA!    prairiebreeze, 03/15/05

GovernMental EnvironMental Parasitic Pissants perpetually tormenting America Progress!!!    SierraWasp, 03/15/05

I only fly on planes with two right wings.    skimask, 03/15/05

ZOT!!!!! AWAKE THE VIKING KITTIES!!!!!!! Let the feast begin... ;]    Skylus, 03/15/05

I will become a Democrat on my deathbed....better one of them dies than a good Republican.    stylin19a, 03/15/05

The path to conservative brilliance starts at Free Republic!    Tamar1973, 03/15/05

A mind is a terrible thing to waste with a PC Education.    TruthFactor, 03/15/05

Liberalism is only possible in that moment when a man chooses Barabas over Christ.    tx_eggman, 03/15/05

Zen Master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything."    Watery Tart, 03/15/05

Carnac: A siren, a baby and a liberal. Answer: Name three things that whine.    WestVirginiaRebel, 03/15/05

Children need two-parent homes, hopefully the ones who actually made them.    yellowdoghunter, 03/15/05

Those who choose to benefit from affirmative action are idiots who don't have self-respect.    A_Conservative_Chinese, 03/16/05

If FReepers FReeped like Imam's fatwa'd against their own, there'd be 1 post on FR every 5 to 10 yrs.    F15Eagle, 03/16/05

Paul Martin is a Spineless Ditherer. That's a Fact. And Facts Are Stubborn Things .    mitchbert, 03/16/05

Smile, your mom was pro-life.    postaldave, 03/16/05

All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady. ~Tolkien    Pyro7480, 03/16/05

Urban dwellers don' t understand the cultural deprivation of not being raised on a farm.    rellimpank, 03/16/05

Maybe you should try the half full. You might like it! LOL    restornu, 03/16/05

I hope my [hello?] watermarks aren't too [yaa-aah!] distracting.    Arthur Wildfire! March, 03/17/05

Withhold taxes and starve a Liberal!    Cowboy Bob, 03/17/05

No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom, unless he be vigilant in its preservation. ~MacArthur    etcetera, 03/17/05

Any nation unable to define its own borders and whose citizenry are but mere residents will perish.    Happy2BMe, 03/17/05

It took the submedia to sink Kerry's campaign boat.    NonValueAdded, 03/17/05

When you don't know where you are, but you don't care, you're not lost, you're exploring.    Phsstpok, 03/17/05

Humanity, I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.    R. Scott, 03/17/05

Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence. ~R. Kirk    reagan_fanatic, 03/17/05

Member, National Rightwing Alternative Media Blog Mafia.    Rebelbase, 03/17/05

Deep in everybody's soul is the great desire to live in freedom. ~George W. Bush 3-11-05    CAluvdubya, 03/18/05

An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded. ~Pope John Paul II    CitizenM, 03/18/05

Okay, you evolved. I was created. Get used to it.    Conspiracy Guy, 03/18/05

Mr.Schiavo I disagree with your opinion about not feeling pain when you starve. ~Sudanese refugee.    cyborg, 03/18/05

This tagline brought to you by Islam. Islam, only the best of the 12th century for you and yours.    Dr.Zoidberg, 03/18/05

The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer.    G.Mason, 03/18/05

MoveOn CurlsUp InCorner.    Guillermo, 03/18/05

Freedom is the design of humanity and freedom is the direction of history.    Jemian, 03/18/05

A man's conscience is like his garden: it is his and his alone to tend.    Old Professer, 03/18/05

There is something very upside-down in the modern liberal calculus. Their credo is 'spare the guilty and kill the innocent'.    6SJ7, 03/19/05

The Year of Freeping Dangerously.    AmericanMade1776, 03/19/05

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.    b4its2late, 03/19/05

I may not like the law of gravity but generally find that it's best to try to obey it.    bd476, 03/19/05

ErnBatavia, Boxer, Pelosi, Thomas...the ultimate nightmare Menage a Quatro.    ErnBatavia, 03/19/05

It is only the warlike power of a civilized people that can give peace to the world. ~T. Roosevelt    infidel29, 03/19/05

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.    JOE6PAK, 03/19/05

A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.    July 4th, 03/19/05

Speaking Truth to Power - What idiots say when they want to sound profound!!    kb2614, 03/19/05

Even if Terri didn't want to live like that, it doesn't follow that she wants to die like THIS!    null and void, 03/19/05

Tyranny breeds terrorism. Freedom breeds peace.    tkathy, 03/19/05

You can half the good and double the bad people say about themselves.    WKB, 03/19/05

I don't have any problems that couldn't be solved by more chocolate or more ammunition.    Capriole, 03/20/05

Fire the Trustees of the Social Security Trust Fund with no money in it!    cgbg, 03/20/05

It ain't what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so. ~ Theodore Sturgeon    DCPatriot, 03/20/05

A $500 hammer then would require $10,000 of SOX documentation today.    evolved_rage, 03/20/05

I'm a prodigality technician for a major corporation and hunt lichens in my time off.    G.Mason, 03/20/05

You're a Patriot when a half-masted Old Glory makes you grieve, and Old Hillary makes you heave.    geedee, 03/20/05

Lots of terror cells in Canada - I'll be waving my US flag when the Marines arrive!    GMMAC, 03/20/05

democRATs: the thundering stampede of a bewildered herd.    groanup, 03/20/05

We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.    Harmless Teddy Bear, 03/20/05

Only lie about the future. ~Johnny Carson    JennysCool, 03/20/05

You can stick a fork in the Mullahs... they're done.    Nick Danger, 03/20/05

I hate the Republicans, and everything they stand for. ~New DNC Chairman, Howard Dean - Jan '05.    petercooper, 03/20/05

Why ask for physician-assisted-suicide in OR, when you can save money by "peacefully" starving?    syriacus, 03/20/05

Retire to Florida! Bring your estate. No feeding tube needed. The crematorium is warm and ready!    T'wit, 03/20/05

A whale fetus is a whale; a human fetus is a blob.    TimeLord, 03/20/05

Hillary: "I've always been a preying person."    windchime, 03/20/05

Execute all violent child molesters, not an abused woman in a coma.    American Vet Repairman, 03/21/05

You have a //cuckoo// God given right //Yeeeahrgh!!// to be an //Hello?// atheist.    BigSkyFreeper, 03/21/05

We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.    clee1, 03/21/05

Be nice! I'm blonde and will work for an explanation.    codyjacksmom, 03/21/05

A man's authority as a husband does not supersede his wife's rights as a human being. ~James Taranto    jigsaw, 03/21/05

In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!    Old Sarge, 03/21/05

Starving/dehydrating someone to death over several days is far different from a DNR order.    PogySailor, 03/21/05

Liberal= in need of therapy, but would rather ruin lives of those less fortunate to feel good.    saveliberty, 03/21/05

They'll take away my old CRT monitor when they pry it from under my warm, snoozing cat.    Slings and Arrows, 03/21/05

Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions.    stylin_geek, 03/21/05

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.    b4its2late, 03/22/05

Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires.    b4its2late, 03/22/05

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.    Future Snake Eater, 03/22/05

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom.    gentlestrength, 03/22/05

The facts of life are conservative. ~Margaret Thatcher    Jibaholic, 03/22/05

This tagline is available on CD ROM.    Khurkris, 03/22/05

Cleverly Arranging 1's And 0's Since 11110111011...    Lazamataz, 03/22/05

Boredom is simply a lack of attention.    Lijahsbubbe, 03/22/05

If Bill Clinton is in a room alone, is anyone really there?    RexBeach, 03/22/05

It's a good life...if you don't weaken. ~My grandmother.    SilentServiceCPOWife, 03/22/05

Why is Michael Schiavo trying to "end the misery" of a woman he says can't think or feel?    syriacus, 03/22/05

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.    tealcandtrip, 03/22/05

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. ~Julia Child    volchef, 03/22/05

Mr. Chamberlain loves the working man, he loves to see him work. ~Winston Churchill    Born Conservative, 03/23/05

USA - Land of the free, home of the brave, where the handicapped are legally starved and dehydrated!    Netizen, 03/23/05

Hitler was a gun-banning, abortion-supporting, business-regulating, Christmas-hating, vegetarian.    RushCrush, 03/23/05

Fortunately, the Bill of Rights doesn't include the word 'is'.    Steely Tom, 03/23/05

Murder by Judges, 1 - 2 - 3, it's as easy to learn as your ABCBSCNNMSNBCs.    thoughtomator, 03/23/05

Do not fear, only believe. ~Mark 5.36    AHerald, 03/24/05

Hillary Rodhamclinton is phonier than a three dollar bill clinton.    F.J. Mitchell, 03/24/05

Born a ham and never cured!    llevrok, 03/24/05

AB 50 outlaws the use of this tagline in California.    Nice50BMG, 03/24/05

French punishment probably requires bathing with soap and water, wearing deodorant, and speaking English.    peyton randolph, 03/24/05

Nobody loves a soldier until the enemy is at the gate.    SAMS, 03/24/05

Hate is not a plan for America.    Tarpon, 03/24/05

GOP: Our court nominees deserve a vote, who's in charge around here!? RATS: That would be our c-e-NO.    GABaptist, 03/25/05

Florida: The Persistently Vegetative State.    jigsaw, 03/25/05

The FReeper formerly known as Alias. "Crime does not pay...as well as politics." ~A. E. Newman    RushCrush, 03/25/05

Whosoever tries to force me into a burkah will become deeply involved with my long, slender dagger.    Salve Regina, 03/25/05

Dean & the Bike Path Left: aging anti-warriors who use "summer" as a verb. ~Jonah    Timeout, 03/25/05

Michael Schiavo = Scott Peterson - 1 boat.    Keith in Iowa, 03/26/05

Some people are damned lucky that I don't have Bill Gates' checkbook.    Outland, 03/26/05

Sarcasm tags are for wusses.    dread78645, 03/28/05

I am NOT a *legal entity*!    MamaTexan, 03/28/05

The American Left: Goose Stepping into the Future.    Popman, 03/28/05

Order "Judges Gone Wild!" Only $19.95 have your credit card handy!    thoughtomator, 03/28/05

Do you believe I'm worth coming home to?    Darksheare, 03/29/05

Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!]    hattend, 03/29/05

The ACLU and lawyers in general, are responsible for 90% of all problems nationwide.    jeremiah, 03/29/05

Grand Ayatollah George Greer (PBUH) has declared jihad against the disabled.    MisterRepublican, 03/29/05

CON is the opposite of PRO. Is Congress therefore the opposite of progress?    MortMan, 03/29/05

Those of us who were created are brighter than those who evolved think we are...    ohioWfan, 03/29/05

It is the Soldier, not the judges who protect the US Constitution.    bitt, 03/30/05

Tolerance is what happens when one loses their principles. ~Fr. A Saenz.    kstewskis, 03/30/05

What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."    sierrahome, 03/30/05

On some planets what I do is considered normal.    cinives, 03/31/05

Liberals believe in their good; a good that is void of honesty and character.    Loud Mime, 03/31/05

Some church members who sing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.    Maria S, 03/31/05

Why is it, all the dead vote for Democrats?    ThirstyMan, 03/31/05

Maybe it's not the Alinsky Method. Maybe you appear ridiculous because you are ridiculous!!!    Toddsterpatriot, 03/31/05

If you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.    Constitution Day, 04/01/05

Success doesn't "happen." It is organized, preempted, captured, by consecrated common sense.    Dashing Dasher, 04/01/05

People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.    Jersey Republican Biker Chick, 04/01/05

What is union scale wage for staging a protest anyway?    kingu, 04/01/05

Ideas are like children: there are none so wonderful as your own.    RushCrush, 04/01/05

Law must be tempered with mercy for justice to be served.    secret garden, 04/01/05

She's the kind of girl you bring home to Mother... if Mother is a cigaretty, retired hooker.    TheBigB, 04/01/05

Even a convicted murderer gets their last meal on the same day they die.    Paloma_55, 04/02/05

Advanced Directive -- don't step on my blue suede shoes.    beyond the sea, 04/03/05

Holland: a very tolerant country. Until someone shoots you on a public street in broad daylight...    Koblenz, 04/03/05

Karol Jozef Wojtyla, May 18, 1920-April 2, 2005, R.I.P.    RichInOC, 04/03/05

It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed. ~V.I.Lenin    Thumper1960, 04/03/05

O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years.    BenLurkin, 04/04/05

Proud infidel since 1970.    Excuse_My_Bellicosity, 04/04/05

My US Army daughter outshot everybody in her basic training company.    U S Army EOD, 04/04/05

I am happy, be it yourselves. ~Pope John Paul II    Arpege92, 04/05/05

DUmmie "reality": "Dennis Kucinich may be the last hope for sanity in this nation."    Choose Ye This Day, 04/05/05

The Liberal's reward is self-disgust.    IncPen, 04/05/05

Facts are to liberals as holy water is to vampires.    softwarecreator, 04/05/05

You only live once, and usually not even then.    jdm, 04/06/05

CNN is the Amtrak of news.    LS, 04/06/05

Let's not go casting asparagus...    SerpentDove, 04/06/05

Rule # 4. When liberals have factual evidence that their position is wrong they ignore the evidence or make up the numbers.    TASMANIANRED, 04/06/05

Now that I’m sober I watch a lot of news. ~Garofalo: From “Treason” by Coulter.    FMBass, 04/07/05

Now more than ever...it's about the judges.    Keith, 04/07/05

Resisting evil is our duty or we are as responsible as those promoting it.    little jeremiah, 04/07/05

To the world, you're one person. To one person, you may be the world.    rdb3, 04/07/05

Terri: Do not ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.    Aria, 04/08/05

I knew Churchill, and Ward Churchill is no Churchill . . . he ain't no Indian either . . .    Beckwith, 04/08/05

Annoy a liberal: Work hard; Prosper; Be Happy.    Don Simmons, 04/08/05

FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!    DustyMoment, 04/08/05

Daddy, two men can't get married... that's just stupid. ~My daughter.    Hartranft, 04/08/05

Nothing opens the closed minds of academic administrators like a pocketbook snapping shut. ~Williams    jwalburg, 04/08/05

Intellectuals who cannot communicate their ideas in polite language are the lowest form of life!    MamaTexan, 04/08/05

DUmmies: So low on the food chain they have plankton bites on their butts.    N. Theknow, 04/08/05

Just wait until she discovers that not all rulers have twelve inches....    Right Angler, 04/08/05

Lazamataz Dead in a Tragic sex accident! See your local obit.    Rightly Biased, 04/08/05

Strategery + Schardenfreude = Stratenschardenfreudery.    spokeshave, 04/08/05

Deja Moo - The feeling you've heard this bull before...    NoCmpromiz, 04/09/05

The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents... ~Unknown    Slings and Arrows, 04/09/05

MOCKING DEMOCRATS 24/7 --- www.rightwingparodies.com    doug from upland, 04/10/05

Liberals: The only group of people they don't want to kill are those that kill others.    Egon, 04/11/05

If I can't take FR with me, I'm NOT GOING! ~null and void.    kanawa, 04/11/05

Innocent, incapacitated, inconvenient, and insured - a lethal combination for Terri...    null and void, 04/11/05

Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.    RockinRight, 04/11/05

What is the meaning of life?? Man's chief end is to glorify God and to enjoy him for ever.    Terriergal, 04/11/05

If you want to have a good time, you have to have a good watch!    tiredoflaundry, 04/11/05

www.2asisters.org • Self defense is a basic human right!    2nd amendment mama, 04/12/05

When the pro death crowd accuses Delay of "ethical lapses" it means the lunatics are running the asylum.    Ceebass, 04/12/05

Being liberal means never being concerned about the truth.    libertylover, 04/12/05

Irish arthritis - I get stiff in a different joint every night!    Pat79thST, 04/12/05

Teresa Heinz-Kerry, better known as Kerry's "Noisy Two Legged ATM"    rlmorel, 04/12/05

Let's pull the feeding tube of the American left - Defund NPR/PBS/CBP and the LSC.    WorkingClassFilth, 04/12/05

The Passion of the Opus - 2 hours of a FReeper being crucified on his own self-pitying thread.    thoughtomator, 04/13/05

I am sick of brownshirts in black robes.    Army Air Corps, 04/14/05

Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.    Spktyr, 04/14/05

Be good & do well. Be well and do good.    Fierce Allegiance, 04/15/05

Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide. ~Pres. John Adams    President John Adams, 04/15/05

North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.    Howlin, 04/18/05

FACT: More atrocities have been perpetrated with a hot glue gun, than with a hand gun.    Paul Atreides, 04/18/05

How can my net income support my gross habits?    stainlessbanner, 04/18/05

One day the lion will lay down with the lamb; Until that day comes, I want America to be the lion.    Huck, 04/19/05

I have the right to remain silent but I lack the ability. ~Ron White    Some Beach, 04/19/05

Would you rather be O.J.'s girlfriend or Michael Schiavo's fiancee? ~Ann Coulter    PatriotGirl827, 04/20/05

Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!    b4its2late, 04/21/05

Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter.    Petronski, 04/22/05

Your [Ted Kennedy] CAR has killed more people than ALL my guns.    Condor5, 04/23/05

Grant no power to government you would not want your worst enemies to wield against you.    Smokin' Joe, 04/23/05

Olds control--not gun control! [referring to Ted Kennedy]    Smokin' Joe, 04/23/05

God wants to write His law upon the hearts of all.    feedback doctor, 04/24/05

Better to have tried and failed than to have lived your entire life as a Democrat.    filly, 04/24/05

The Republican Party is the France of politics.    Lazamataz, 04/26/05

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. ~1 Corinthians 16:13    DaveLoneRanger, 04/28/05

I went on vacation to see some new faces- your face doesn't look so new.    jimboster, 04/29/05

Where Rush dares not tread, there are the Freepers!    MacDorcha, 04/29/05

When I'm good, I am very, very good. But! When I'm bad, I'm even better.    Marguerite, 04/29/05

Liberalism is for invertebrates.    MJY1288, 04/29/05

The federal budget's size is not an appropriate barometer of social conscience or charitable concern.    TAMU_Neocon, 04/29/05

From Roe v Wade to Terri Schiavo, the RATS have become a death cult...    ABG[anybody but Gore], 04/30/05

Memory is the second thing to go. I forget what goes first.    Bernard, 04/30/05

Even if you are one-in-a-million, there are still 6,000 others just like you.    Junior, 04/30/05

Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.    Lazamataz, 04/30/05

Tagline now open, please ring bell.    Swordmaker, 04/30/05

Florida, the sun-shame state and Georgia, the rotten peach, and Illinois the chicken injun.    The Red Zone, 04/30/05

When you lose your fear, you become the people you envied.    Dashing Dasher, 05/01/05

Integrity has no need of rules. ~Albert Camus    lodwick, 05/01/05

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.    queenkathy, 05/01/05

Destruction is certain for those who say that evil is good and good is evil. ~Isa 5:20    Ready2go, 05/01/05

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.    b4its2late, 05/02/05

Fight Crime: Shoot Back.    CT CONSERVATIVE, 05/02/05

Ignorance is the sole breeding ground for liberalism.    WinOne4TheGipper, 05/02/05

How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.    alwaysconservative, 05/03/05

My eyes always water during sex...Must be that damned Pepper-spray those broads use...    gonzo, 05/03/05

My WWII Tribute: http://pro.lookingat.us/WWII.html - more traffic than DU-Koz-LDot.    devolve, 05/04/05

I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.    Nea Wood, 05/04/05

If you can think 180-degrees apart from reality, you might be a Democrat.    Tall_Texan, 05/04/05

FR is so popular that people repost our thoughts on different message boards! It is an honor!    yellowdoghunter, 05/04/05

Vote Republican - Vote morally correct!    concerned about politics, 05/05/05

There can be no triumph without loss, no victory without suffering and no freedom without sacrifice!    ctlpdad, 05/05/05

Ever wonder what's the 'crust' in 'Ol Crusty'?    johnny7, 05/05/05

Life's a beach - and Liberals are like the sand that gets in your swimsuit...    Keith in Iowa, 05/05/05

Hillary's Chappaquiddick. Check it out at: www.Hillcap.org    prairiebreeze, 05/05/05

The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.    shhrubbery!, 05/05/05

Some stories have more spin cycles than my Kenmore washer!    tiredoflaundry, 05/05/05

Stolen History & Stolen Heritage - Closed Records for Adult Adoptees!    VOX9, 05/05/05

I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things. ~Saint-Exupery.    Aeronaut, 05/06/05

It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincent’s fritters.    reagan_fanatic, 05/06/05

50 states, and their various laws, will serve 'we, the people' better than just one LARGE state can.    LowCountryJoe, 05/09/05

Minuteman at heart, couch potato in reality.    Mister Baredog, 05/09/05

The quiet ones are the ones that change the universe. The loud ones only take the credit.    Harmless Teddy Bear, 05/10/05

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?    Hillary's Lovely Legs, 05/10/05

Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday.    Theresawithanh, 05/10/05

If timidity made you safe, Bambi would be king of the jungle.    Criminal Number 18F, 05/11/05

A society of sheep must, in time, beget a government of wolves. ~Bertrand de Jouvenal    Liz, 05/12/05

Truth is absolute or absolutely nothing is True.    apackof2, 05/13/05

History teaches us that we never learn from history.    Godzilla, 05/13/05

Islam is Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.    Lazamataz, 05/13/05

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.    Mr. K, 05/13/05

There are troubling signs Bush doesn't care about winning a third term. ~JH2    bitt, 05/20/05

The generation that survived the depression and won WW2 proved poverty does not cause crime.    joesnuffy, 05/21/05

I - L O V E - my attitude problem!    Justanobody, 05/21/05

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.    tscislaw, 05/21/05

I consider myself a liberal's worst nightmare, a redneck with a pickup, a library card, and a conceal carry permit.    dirtbiker, 05/22/05

Coming soon from Newsweek: "Fallujah - we had to destroy it in order to save it."    Enterprise, 05/22/05

Real men don't buy their firewood.    Hacksaw, 05/22/05

Hard work. I just say it to scare away the Liberals.    highimpact, 05/22/05

In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit. ~Ayn Rand    HuntsvilleTxVeteran, 05/22/05

Don't retire to Florida. They murder their "useless eaters".    Politicalmom, 05/22/05

A man's character is his fate. ~Heraclitus    A Jovial Cad, 05/23/05

We are wise because we are not so highly educated as to look down on our laws and customs.    Archidamus, 05/23/05

Sheep logic, or why sheep aren't mathematicians: I'll give up my freedom to preserve freedom.    djf, 05/23/05

Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines LLC”.    international american, 05/23/05

MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".    Nam Vet, 05/23/05

The UN did such a fine job with "Oil for Food" in Iraq, let's let them run the whole country!    Private_Sector_Does_It_Better, 05/23/05

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. ~George Carlin    raivyn, 05/23/05

I woke up this morning and discovered my Memory Foam mattress had Alzheimer's......    Red Badger, 05/23/05

Ted Kennedy’s rhetoric has killed more American soldiers than his car has killed women.    Shortwave, 05/23/05

Polls = Proof that when the MSM want your opinion they will give it to you.    stocksthatgoup, 05/23/05

</liberal> It's time the left - left!!!    the anti-liberal, 05/23/05

The U.S. Constitution poses no serious threat to our form of government.    thoughtomator, 05/23/05

A woman's most powerful weapon is a guy's imagination.    uglybiker, 05/23/05

Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.    AbeKrieger, 05/24/05

When Passion Rules she never rules wisely    alwaysrepublican, 05/24/05

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.    b4its2late, 05/24/05

FR id's are on Google with your posts. Beware what you say, hillary is watching.    Bringbackthedraft, 05/24/05

Extraordinary Circumstances- proving PT Barnum was right..    cardinal4, 05/24/05

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three trillion times, I am a Republican.    FreedomSurge, 05/24/05

Let the embeds check the bodies!    grobdriver, 05/24/05

There's nothing that a liberal can't improve using your money...    IncPen, 05/24/05

If you want unconditional love with skin, and hair and a warm nose, get a shelter dog.    sinkspur, 05/24/05

The mighty oak is just a nut who held it's ground.    Sir_Humphrey, 05/24/05

Vegetables: What My Dinner Had For Lunch!    thag, 05/24/05

I leave reason and good manners to those that have them.    the gillman@blacklagoon.com, 05/24/05

Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors.    AFPhys, 05/25/05

Please feel free to put me on your "Ignore" list.    ASA Vet, 05/25/05

Volunteer your computer to help researchers find a cure. www.grid.org    Born Conservative, 05/25/05

Howard Dean’s eyes are too close together.    chapin2500, 05/25/05

It's hard to get an answer when you haven't got a clue. ~The Futureheads    Constitution Day, 05/25/05

Helen Thomas can make cadavers run away.    elcid1970, 05/25/05

Liberal Talking Point - Bush = Hitler ... Republican Talking Point - Let the Liberals Talk.    EQAndyBuzz, 05/25/05

I think...therefore I am...a capitalist!    gr8eman, 05/25/05

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. ~Aristotle    handy old one, 05/25/05

Why are some democrats called "centrists" while some republicans are called "moderates"?    harpo11, 05/25/05

I have learned to deal with change. Any possibility of letting me try some currency?    Hegemony Cricket, 05/25/05

I love the Swifties...their book literally changed my life for the better....good story there!    hilaryrhymeswithrich, 05/25/05

When a Marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle.    lakeman, 05/25/05

FACT: You can get more reliable information in a beauty shop, than from the media.    Paul Atreides, 05/25/05

God is dead. ~Nietzsche. Nietzsche is dead. ~God.    redgolum, 05/25/05

The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him.    righttackle44, 05/25/05

These problems would not exist if we had had a moon base all along.    RightWhale, 05/25/05

Liberals are like a broken pencil.......useless with no point.    R_Kangel, 05/25/05

Mullah al-Whipple says,"Don't squeeze the Koran." Safe for septic sytems.    shotokan, 05/25/05

There are methods and meth-heads. Life is about choice.    Socratic, 05/25/05

Never let the liberals pull you down to their level.    SPOTTEDOWL, 05/25/05

If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary. ~Thomas Jefferson    upchuck, 05/25/05

Anyone who thinks we believe Hillary on any issue is truly a moron.    cripplecreek, 05/26/05

I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush. ~John Kerry - 2004.    Dallas59, 05/26/05

Today's Liberal is Tomorrow's Prospective Flying Saucer Abductee.    Kokojmudd, 05/26/05

If it wernt for spellcheck, I'd have no check at all. Gloom, despair, and agony on me...    Libloather, 05/26/05

In all things give thanks, for this is the will of God for you in Christ Jesus.    Manfred the Wonder Dawg, 05/26/05

Anyone can see what's wrong, but can you see what's right? ~Winston Churchill    RexBeach, 05/26/05

Robert Byrd: He may have 'gone under the water,' but the preacher didn't hold him down long enough.    Slings and Arrows, 05/26/05

Will the "extraordinary" line have the name Brown or Pryor attached to it?    steveegg, 05/26/05

Jesus came to seek and to save that which was lost. Yes, that's all of us.    Twinkie, 05/26/05

If you only knew the powerrrrr of the Tagline.    Bloody Sam Roberts, 05/27/05

Just Blame President Bush For Everything, It Is Easier Than Using Your Brain.    COEXERJ145, 05/27/05

Dug in and not budging an inch. NOT to be schiavoed, greered, or felosed as a patient.    combat_boots, 05/27/05

What about the baby's "RIGHT TO CHOOSE"?????? I bet the baby would chose LIFE.    gooleyman, 05/27/05

Democrat Party - The unlawful and corrupt leading the blind and uneducated.    JoeV1, 05/27/05

So you're a feminist......isn't that cute??    Millee, 05/27/05

Saddam: $25k to suicide bombers = BAD --- Bush: 50 mil to terrorist scum = GOOD.    Stellar Dendrite, 05/27/05

I have more handguns than some European countries.    Tijeras_Slim, 05/27/05

The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.    Valin, 05/27/05

Once again our country is at war, and once again the Democrats have sided with our enemy.    DJ Taylor, 05/28/05

Support Our Troops, Spit On A Liberal Reporter.    Doctor Raoul, 05/28/05

If Al Qaeda took over the judiciary and mainstream media, would we know the difference?    Dr.Hilarious, 05/28/05

If you must filibuster, it's because you don't have the votes to win honestly.    Liberty Valance, 05/28/05

Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.    longfellow, 05/28/05

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.    Nam Vet, 05/28/05

Robin Hood, stealing from the government and giving back to tax payer. Where is he today?    dts32041, 05/29/05

Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopeckne is walking around free.    muir_redwoods, 05/29/05

I trust Rush. He has done more for this country than any of us will ever know!    cubreporter, 05/30/05

The Holocaust was perfectly legal.    PeterFinn, 05/30/05

Proud Submariner.    SmithL, 05/30/05

McCain's home state is the newsroom of The New York Times! ~Mark Steyn    .cnI redruM, 05/31/05

When you are getting kicked from the rear, it means you are out in front! ~Charles Kettering    GOP-Gringo, 05/31/05

Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us and pigs treat us as equals. ~Winston Churchill    jalisco555, 05/31/05

To Control the Judiciary The People Must First Control The Senate.    Noachian, 05/31/05

Every evil which liberals imagine Judaism and Christianity to be, islam is.    Psycho_Bunny, 05/31/05

A.N.S.W.E.R.= Anarchists, Nazis, Socialists, Wierdos, Extremists, Racists.    TBP, 05/31/05

Liberals: All death, all the time.    TChris, 05/31/05

Liberals in Conservative clothing are bigger liars than the liberals themselves.    youngtory, 05/31/05

If the government has taken your money, it has fulfilled its Social Security promises. ~dufekin    CSM, 06/01/05

Liberals - weeds in the lawn of society.    ctlpdad, 06/01/05

I see seven senators badly in need of emergency RINOplasty.    edskid, 06/01/05

If there were truly life on other planets, our country would have sent them foreign aid by now.    EmilyGeiger, 06/01/05

Every time a toilet flushes, another liberal gets his brains.    Farmer Dean, 06/01/05

Up or down on Janice Brown!    Howlin, 06/01/05

They are not justices, they are Kings who think they are Gods!    marylandrepub1, 06/01/05

Violence never settles anything. ~Genghis Khan, 1162-1227    Mr. Jeeves, 06/01/05

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.    Shellback Chuck, 06/01/05

Fight Like WW2, Finish Like WW2. Fight Like Nam, Finish Like Nam.    TomasUSMC, 06/01/05

Fun Fact: Did you know that NEWSWEEK has killed more people than Ted Kennedy's Oldsmobile?    WorkingClassFilth, 06/01/05

McCain 2008: Because sometimes you have to sell out your party to please the mainstream media.    alwaysconservative, 06/02/05

Enjoy every sandwich.    ButThreeLeftsDo, 06/02/05

I am ageless through the power of the Lord God.    cyborg, 06/02/05

Official Ruling Class Oligarch Oppressor.    FreedomPoster, 06/02/05

I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future.    highlander_UW, 06/02/05

God. Guts. Guns. I don't call 911. ~Bumper sticker.    LasVegasMac, 06/02/05

60% of Saudis, 58% of Iraqis, 55% of Kuwaitis, 50% of Jordanians married 1st or 2nd cousins. LOL!!!    Luigi Vasellini, 06/02/05

Well, a Democratic socialist ...is basically a liberal Democrat. ~Howard Dean - DNC Chairman.    Michael.SF., 06/02/05

Remind Liberal Cowards Why America Freed Iraq: http://massgraves.info/    newzjunkey, 06/02/05

Deep Throat helped impeach a Pres and send others to jail. Sandy Bergler gets his wrist slapped.    prairiebreeze, 06/02/05

I can only contribute to FR monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS contributes to her campaign every day.    Robert A. Cook, PE, 06/02/05

Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.    scott7278, 06/02/05

Israel should know if you push people too hard they will explode in your faces. ~Abed. palestinian    SJackson, 06/02/05

Liberal Slogan: "News maganizes don't kill people, Muslims do." ~Ann Coulter    wvobiwan, 06/02/05

Why do we permit seditious, hateful messages to be shouted from muslim pulpits in America?    CHARLITE, 06/03/05

Judicial activism is destroying this country.    coffeebreak, 06/03/05

Festive camaraderie and adrenaline addiction, with weapons and lots of ammo, leads to no good.    Eaker, 06/03/05

When it seems necessary to bury yer guns it also seems to be the time to dig them up.    Eaker, 06/03/05

Support redistricting reform to end gerrymandering and achieve more honest and responsive government.    FraudFactor.com, 06/03/05

America is not the problem - it is the solution.    I still care, 06/03/05

Activist judges - out of touch, out of tune, but not out of reach.    Noumenon, 06/03/05

I would sooner trust the North Koreans to keep their word than the Democrats. ~Ann Coulter    twntaipan, 06/03/05

Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.    TXBubba, 06/03/05

Stop the ACLU - Support the Public Expression of Religion Act 2005 - Call your congressmen.    ViLaLuz, 06/03/05

Stand for life, or nothing at all.    advance_copy, 06/04/05

McCain: As far as the criticism is concerned, none of us care about public opinion.    ClancyJ, 06/04/05

The Ice Cream Truck in my Neighborhood Plays Helter Skelter.    Clemenza, 06/04/05

This tagline no longer operative....floated away in the flood of 2005.    Ernest_at_the_Beach, 06/04/05

Life is like a cow pasture, it's hard to get through without stepping in some mess.    Inyo-Mono, 06/04/05

Truth == Christ    jb6, 06/04/05

The real Supreme Court meets up here! ~God.    mystery-ak, 06/04/05

He was conducting a mental exercise. Some of us use them to keep our minds flexible.    NicknamedBob, 06/04/05

Do you want them to write a piece about how great the military is? ~Elizabeth Bumiller - NY Times    weegee, 06/04/05

Those Syrians are coming to Iraq to do the bombings that Iraqis won't do.    weegee, 06/04/05

Fox News Channel should rename itself the Missing Persons Network.    xrp, 06/04/05

The only thing learned from history is that nobody ever learns from history.    Alouette, 06/05/05

Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.    Betaille, 06/05/05

Columbus: Where our mayor is not offended by rape, and our football players cause trouble.    Columbus Dawg, 06/05/05

Only thing harder to find in US Senate these days than a Dem w/ a conscience is a Rep w/ a spine.    Conservative Infidel, 06/05/05

Just when you hit the bottom of the stupid hole you notice the guy next to you is digging.    Cowman, 06/05/05

Dems, the annoying vegetarians of politics.    Darkwolf377, 06/05/05

Stumbling across Bill Bennett on the radio is like bumping into Socrates at Starbucks. ~K.Parker    GOP_Proud, 06/05/05

They think I'm working away, but I'm really Freeping.    John Robertson, 06/05/05

As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE... ~FR founder Jim Robinson.    KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle, 06/05/05

A hammer doesn't work unless you have an anvil. The "agreed judges" are the anvil. ~AFPhys    maica, 06/05/05

AOII Mom -- J.C. for OK Governor; Allen in 2008.    PhiKapMom, 06/05/05

Will a Sleep Number bed prevent morning stiffness?    pissant, 06/05/05

Don't worry, I have Florida officials working on getting the goons who kidnapped my Tag Line.    Radix, 06/05/05

Colfax, CA; "A Small Drinking Town With A Rail Road Problem."    sierrahome, 06/05/05

Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.    Tijeras_Slim, 06/05/05

Hillary is the she in shenanigans.    WilliamofCarmichael, 06/05/05

Ok, shut down Gitmo. I vote to let the vermin swim home....after putting pig blood in the water.    Dahoser, 06/06/05

Women always get the last say in an argument.. anything after that is the start of a new argument.    deport, 06/06/05

We have a no tolerance stance on making claims without authentic proof.    Flyer, 06/06/05

Our military......the world's HEROES!    goodnesswins, 06/06/05

Mister Peanut is not a peanut, he's a legume.    Hillary's Lovely Legs, 06/06/05

Richmond, Virginia--commemorating 140 years of Yankee occupation.    Moose4, 06/06/05

Scientology is dangerous stuff, it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.    My Favorite Headache, 06/06/05

Can't afford Medical care? Thank an illegal alien.    Pro-Bush, 06/06/05

I ain't got a dime, but what I got is mine. I ain't rich, but lord I'm free.    Alberta's Child, 06/07/05

Children's classic songs updated for Islam "If you're happy and you know it, Go Kaboom!"    Dr.Zoidberg, 06/07/05

May God watch over those who serve, and have served, to keep us free.    mdittmar, 06/07/05

Bill Clinton only lied to me. John Kerry lied about me!    RangerVetNam, 06/07/05

You don't need a gun to kill hippies, just soap or work.    Right_at_RiceU, 06/07/05

When peace stands for surrender, fear, loss of dignity and freedom, it is no longer peace.    SauronOfMordor, 06/07/05

A strong democracy through citizen oversight.    Americanexpat, 06/08/05

I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. ~S. Townsley on Ithaca.    Behind Liberal Lines, 06/08/05

Sounds of laughter, shades of life are ringing through my open ears exciting and inviting me.    beyond the sea, 06/08/05

So...according to the UN, weapons that never existed are missing...again! ~Rush Limbaugh    Christian4Bush, 06/08/05

Time is a wonderful teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its pupils. ~Hector Berlioz    Cyclopean Squid, 06/08/05

Ailerons make the world go 'round!    Dashing Dasher, 06/08/05

Bush-Cheney-Rice-Rumsfeld -- The Awesome Foursome.    Pirate21, 06/08/05

It's not up to the gov't to give you an education. It's up to you to take it from them......    Red Badger, 06/08/05

Go out on a limb........It’s where the fruit is.    Slicksadick, 06/08/05

Discarding your own liberty is foolish, but discarding the liberty of others is evil.    Sloth, 06/08/05

Canada's worst nightmare: Terrorist attack on Americans, launched from Canada.    Squawk 8888, 06/08/05

Immutable Rules of Warfare: Pillage First, Then Burn. Do Not Attempt in Reverse Order.    StrangerInParadise, 06/08/05

I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade. ™ © ®    USF, 06/08/05

Hell sometimes has fluorescent lighting and a trumpet.    Jaded, 06/09/05

My cousin is gay; I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.    John Lenin, 06/09/05

From God we receive both our freedom and morality. A Godless society will have neither.    Nyboe, 06/09/05

When Frist exercises his belated Constitutional "Byrd option", Reid will have a "Nuclear Reaction".    TeleStraightShooter, 06/09/05

If you eat pasta and antipasta, do they cancel each other out?    andie74, 06/10/05

Eliminate Perverse Incentives.    gridlock, 06/10/05

There is no substance to the Democrat Party anymore. Once you get past obstruction, there is nothing left.    gridlock, 06/10/05

Oh what a tag lined web we weave...    null and void, 06/10/05

Freedom is everyone's right - and everyone's responsibility!    RebelTex, 06/10/05

If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker?    SeeRushToldU_So, 06/10/05

One man's Linux is another man's OS/2.    TXBSAFH, 06/10/05

Where Muslims are in a majority......Non-muslims die.    Chgogal, 06/11/05

The MSM has been a WMD, Weapon of Mass Disinformation for the Rats for at least 5 decades.    Grampa Dave, 06/11/05

If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag. ~Author unknown    GulfWar1Vet, 06/11/05

KnockKnock/Who's there?/Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak Who?"    martin_fierro, 06/11/05

Liberals have a need to be needed -- because they are not loved.    MikeHu, 06/11/05

Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that.    pbrown, 06/11/05

Don't make the mistake of interpreting my Civility as Servility.    Bernard Marx, 06/12/05

Real courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway. ~Harper Lee    Chuck54, 06/12/05

Semper Conservatatis.    llevrok, 06/12/05

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.    b4its2late, 06/13/05

Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins? ~Bumper sticker.    Mr. Jazzy, 06/13/05

Conservatives believe in God. Liberals think they are God. ~Ann Coulter    BullDog108, 06/14/05

A penny saved is a government oversight.    eyespysomething, 06/14/05

Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance. ~Sun Tzu The Art of War.    strange1, 06/14/05

End women's suffrage! Hasn't the country suffered enough?    Xenalyte, 06/14/05

I keep getting the following error message, 1D 10T. What does it mean?    Conspiracy Guy, 06/15/05

My tagline is currently being blocked by Congressional filibuster for being too harsh.    TheForceOfOne, 06/15/05

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.    Auntbee, 06/17/05

Dangit, Bobby, people will see that oil stain and think I'm a drunk.    jtminton, 06/17/05

Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny. ~Aeschylus    Pan_Yans Wife, 06/17/05

The human heart yearns for the beautiful in all ranks of life. ~Harriet Beecher Stowe.    peacebaby, 06/17/05

Perverts used to have to hang around public toilets. Now, they run our schools. ~Travis McGee    Skooz, 06/17/05

American wars set men free.    OldFriend, 06/18/05

Democrats are the post-American party.    Defiant, 06/19/05

My life is like a box of chocolates, but someone took all the good ones.    sharktrager, 06/19/05

Visit Club Gitmo - The World's Only Air-Conditioned Gulag.    Tall_Texan, 06/19/05

Great hopes make great men. ~Thomas Fuller    Dashing Dasher, 06/20/05

Get all the incumbents out of politics!    isthisnickcool, 06/20/05

If ya can't take the heat, assume room temperature.    Libloather, 06/20/05

There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists.    SmithL, 06/20/05

Dear Senator Durbin, I am not an Illinois Nazi. ~US ARMY RET.    dts32041, 06/21/05

The Qur'an is Qur'ap.    Maceman, 06/21/05

Everyone should have a subject they are ignorant about. I choose professional corporate sports.    AlaskaErik, 06/22/05

Compassion is a great thing. Just quit making me pay for YOURS with MY money!!!    Fledermaus, 06/22/05

Any Freepers who enjoy fantasy, I welcome to look at my FR homepage to take a look at my new book.    Galactic Overlord-In-Chief, 06/22/05

All men are created equal, then some become Marines!    sean327, 06/22/05

Don't believe any statistics unless you made them up yourself.    txroadhawg, 06/22/05

The government will NEVER take my house from me!!    Dems_R_Losers, 06/23/05

Some of our successes will be known only to a few. ~W 2001.    Former MSM Viewer, 06/23/05

Life, Liberty, and Limited Government!    IronChefSakai, 06/23/05

Pelosi and Co. - How can we stab America in the back today?    tarzantheapeman, 06/23/05

Working Class Zero with wall-to-wall carpeting.    Tax-chick, 06/23/05

Killers and Terrorists Need Love: Vote Democrat.    jigsaw, 06/24/05

Congressmen who ... undermine the military ... should be arrested, exiled or hanged. ~A. Lincoln    Let's Roll, 06/24/05

Now that the frog is fully cooked, how would you like it served?    Protagoras, 06/24/05

Honor the Liberator - He toils for you.    Socratic, 06/24/05

There's no success in life that can compensate for failure in the home.    Baynative, 06/25/05

Anytime a liberal squeals in outrage, an angel gets its wings! ~gidget7    CFC__VRWC, 06/25/05

Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.    Dead Corpse, 06/25/05

It`s time to play the feeuuud! "Name something evil" "Hitlery" ..Good answer good answer "Survey says...”    EdHallick, 06/25/05

Socialists have only killed 100 million. We'll never learn, will we?    listenhillary, 06/25/05

The UN was bribed and Good Men Died.    nathanbedford, 06/25/05

Peas through superior fertilizer!    shotokan, 06/25/05

That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.    WideGlide, 06/25/05

You mess with me, you mess with the WHOLE trailer park!!!    Iscool, 06/26/05

Conservatives are unafraid to confront reality, while liberals are fearful and unable to recognize what is real. ~Paul Bloustein, Cincinnati, Ohio Letters to Editor, NYP.    Liz, 06/26/05

I'd rather see someone go to work for a Republican campaign than sit on their butt. ~Howard Dean.    NautiNurse, 06/26/05

There is no positive correlation between the ability to write, act, sing or dance and being right.    Pharmboy, 06/26/05

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork. ~Psalms 19:1    PhilipFreneau, 06/26/05

Heroes not, the U.S. Supreme Court!!    RAY, 06/26/05

No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. ~Rush Limbaugh    cuz_it_aint_their_money, 06/27/05

A sheep in wolf's clothing.    ovrtaxt, 06/27/05

Polite political action is about as useful as a miniskirt in a convent. ~Claire Wolfe    sauropod, 06/27/05

We will all soon reap what the ignorant are now sowing. ~Victor Davis Hanson    bitt, 06/28/05

If allah is just another name for the Judeo-Christian God, why do the islamics pray to a rock?    Casekirchen, 06/28/05

This land was your land, this land is MY land; I bought the rights from a town selectman!    metesky, 06/28/05

Democrats Sold Out America ... just to regain power.    Mo1, 06/28/05

Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?    Nightshift, 06/28/05

Some believe that the facts-of-life are open to debate.    Realism, 06/28/05

I rebelled against my parents by becoming a conservative.    sf4dubya, 06/28/05

Taglines are supposed to have meaning?    SlowBoat407, 06/28/05

Someone please ping me when Barak Obama utters an original thought.    Chuck54, 06/29/05

A litany of complaints is not a plan. ~G.W. Bush, regarding Sen. Kerry's lack of vision.    Excuse_My_Bellicosity, 06/29/05

Democracy is a process, not a product.    F14 Pilot, 06/29/05

I put the purrr in freeper, baby.    feinswinesuksass, 06/29/05

Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. ~John Adams. "F that." -- SCOTUS, in Kelo.    LibertarianInExile, 06/29/05

In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.    MacDorcha, 06/29/05

Pardon me, but is that a malaise sandwich in your pocket or are you just glad to be in a funk?    RexBeach, 06/29/05

America is the Last Beach.    SittinYonder, 06/29/05

Democrats - How can we stab America in the back today?    tarzantheapeman, 06/29/05

You can't blame yourself for what the gorillas did.    Xenophobic Alien, 06/29/05

Peace, Love, Brotherhood, and Firepower. And the greatest of these is Firepower!    xkaydet65, 06/29/05

Just an old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the trakball into the Dawn of Information.    backhoe, 06/30/05

SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!    Blurblogger, 06/30/05

Happy 12th birthday to my little Queen Nosilla!    Fierce Allegiance, 06/30/05

Life is full of choices, but you never get any. ~Linus Van Pelt.    InvisibleChurch, 06/30/05

Looks like the Supreme Court wants to play Cowboys and Homeowners.    Lazamataz, 06/30/05

Whenever a Liberal is Speaking on the Senate Floor, Al-Jazeera Breaks in and Covers it LIVE.    MJY1288, 06/30/05

Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!    pookie18, 06/30/05

Hi Freepers! Your collective voice effects great change!    truthaboveall, 06/30/05

Iraq & Afghanistan: Bush's "Bug-Zappers".    TXnMA, 06/30/05

Why not give Iraq our Constitution? It's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.    alwaysconservative, 07/01/05

Mutually assured destruction STILL keeps the Clinton administration criminals out of jail.    MamaLucci, 07/01/05

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.    barker, 07/02/05

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. ~WINST    Old Seadog, 07/03/05

Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going.    Elsie, 07/06/05

Scratch a Liberal. Uncover a fascist.    Eric in the Ozarks, 07/06/05

Liberalism: Hooked on Fraud.    jigsaw, 07/06/05

The Democrats have the right mascot; everyone knows what comes out of an ass.    Paul Atreides, 07/06/05

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. ~Benjamin Disraeli    philo, 07/06/05

No matter what my work/play ratio is, I am never a dull boy.    Texas Federalist, 07/06/05

Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.    rollo tomasi, 07/07/05

Proud member of the vast right wing conspiracy - all my bumper stickers say so.    samanella, 07/07/05

Music Librarian and provider of cucumber sandwiches, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary. Hats required.    Desdemona, 07/08/05

Doctors may delay your death, but only Jesus Christ can save your life.    HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath, 07/08/05

Does the Red Crescent have falafel dollies?    joesnuffy, 07/08/05

This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.    sageb1, 07/08/05

Proudly fighting for the greatest nation on Earth! God Bless the USA.    veeceeque, 07/08/05

This post has been brought to you by the letters "U," "S," and "A" and Amendment number 1.    xmm0, 07/08/05

I wish I was the full moon shining off a Camaro's hood.    clyde asbury, 07/09/05

Wet Burqa Contest Winner.    Titan Magroyne, 07/10/05

Are we Americans or American'ts?    wolfhound89, 07/10/05

Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans. [NRA]    zip, 07/10/05

Consensus seems to be the process of abandoning all beliefs, principles, values and policies.    alice_in_bubbaland, 07/11/05

One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do, but we're gonna getcha.    BOBTHENAILER, 07/11/05

Socialists are blessed with the desire to serve others. That's why most of them work @ McDonalds.    BureaucratusMaximus, 07/11/05

The filibuster has become the tool of the sore loser.    Dubya-M-Dees, 07/11/05

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. ~Thomas Jefferson    highball, 07/11/05

Be good, and you will be lonesome. ~Mark Twain    JennysCool, 07/11/05

BRABANTIO: Thou art a villain! ---- IAGO: You are--a senator.    Petronski, 07/11/05

Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933.    RockinRight, 07/11/05

History's greatest monsters: Hitler, Stalin, Mao & Durbin.    Sloth, 07/11/05

I often sacrifice my spelling on the alter of speed.™    TheOtherOne, 07/11/05

Mark Steyn for Prime Minister of Canada!    timsbella, 07/11/05

No outstanding felonies, but my life has been one long misdemeanor.    11Bush, 07/12/05

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.    76834, 07/12/05

Be a Good Mullah Now ...    BunnySlippers, 07/12/05

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.    BureaucratusMaximus, 07/12/05

Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/    Corin Stormhands, 07/12/05

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to leave alone.    daddyOwe, 07/12/05

Old Hippies re-living their activist youth - the first time nostalgia had a body count attached.    eyespysomething, 07/12/05

Like Snoop says, "When you dis' DeLay you dis' yourself."    got_moab?, 07/12/05

The answer to the extra credit question on a Columbia U exam is always choice C: "Bush's Fault."    jdm, 07/12/05

We must be tolerant and understanding of those trying to blow us to pieces. ~Ted Kennedy & Co.    reagan_fanatic, 07/12/05

Mexico, the 51st state.    Rebelbase, 07/12/05

Part of the Right Wing Research & Attack Machine.    ScaniaBoy, 07/12/05

We can fight the Muslim Army in Iraq! Or we can fight them outback! Which do you prefer?    stockpirate, 07/12/05

Why is she called "Mrs. Clinton"? Hillary is a WINO.....Wife in Name Only.    MinuteGal, 07/13/05

If you will just abandon logic, these things will make a lot more sense to you!    Captain Rhino, 07/14/05

Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, it IS contempt. ~Florence King    Darkwolf377, 07/14/05

Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning.    Hi Heels, 07/14/05

Only morons believe the root cause of terrorism is our fight against terrorism.    jigsaw, 07/14/05

Willing to fight for oil.    Poser, 07/14/05

I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things. ~Dan Rather    prophetic, 07/14/05

Van der Sloot is Dutch for ''Kennedy."    Republican Red, 07/14/05

Liberalism: the auto-immune disease of societies.    Restorer, 07/14/05

Substance is essentially the relationship of accidents to itself.    RightWhale, 07/14/05

No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory. ~GW Bush    savedbygrace, 07/14/05

Pray for the Freedom of the Iraqis from Islam.    bray, 07/15/05

It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.    Xenophobic Alien, 07/15/05

The MSM is trying to make us believe, Judith Miller is in jail to protect Karl Rove!    Grampa Dave, 07/18/05

Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.    PilloryHillary, 07/18/05

My wife was not a clandestine officer the day that Bob Novak blew her identity. ~Joe W.    Dr.Hilarious, 07/19/05

Soros wouldn't make any sense even if he spelled his name backwards.    hflynn, 07/19/05

HURRICANES: God's way of telling you it's time to clean out the freezer.    Red Badger, 07/19/05

Senate Dems- striving for a level of petulance and immaturity seen only in pre-schools.    cardinal4, 07/20/05

Tom Tancredo- The Republican Party's Very Own Cynthia McKinney.    COEXERJ145, 07/20/05

Dean won't call Osama guilty without a trial, but DeLay and Rove should be in jail.    Darkwolf377, 07/20/05

I am an Americanist. Deal with it.    prairiebreeze, 07/20/05

Remember: NOT ALL HEART ATTACKS HAVE TRADITIONAL SYMPTOMS.    Yossarian, 07/20/05

Definition of Insanity- Political Correctness when applied in the War on Terror.    cardinal4, 07/21/05

Liberals preach comity and practice calumny.    clintonh8r, 07/21/05

Life is short - quality matters.    Felicity Fahrquar, 07/21/05

America is gradually becoming the Godless, out-of-control golden-calf scene in "The Ten Commandments".    Finalapproach29er, 07/21/05

I sort of like liberals now. They’re kind of cute when they’re shivering and afraid. ~Ann Coulter    Heatseeker, 07/21/05

No wonder the Southern Baptist Church threw Greer out: Only one god per church! ~Ann Coulter    HiTech RedNeck, 07/21/05

Hillary's Full Name - EVITA PEYRONie's CLINTON.    Humidston, 07/21/05

Liberals hate facts. That's why they refer to them as "hate speech."    linear, 07/21/05

Repeal the Second Law of Thermodynamics!!    linear, 07/21/05

You may not be interested in politics; doesn't mean politics isn't interested in you. ~Pericles    Liz, 07/21/05

Thanks to the Leftists, today's deviants will be tomorrow's oppressed minority.    Prime Choice, 07/21/05

Less government is best government!    sandydipper, 07/21/05

Marxism has not only failed to promote human freedom, it has failed to produce food.    sergeantdave, 07/21/05

Harry Reid's message to his party: 'At least we're not dying in a mine shaft.'    shanscom, 07/21/05

Are you willing to be as SHAMELESS for the truth as leftists are for a lie?    tame, 07/21/05

The body's entire blood supply moves through the lungs each minute.    Tax-chick, 07/21/05

Nuke the terrorist savages - In Honor of Standing Wolf.    USS Alaska, 07/21/05

If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.    cripplecreek, 07/22/05

A person who will lie for you, will lie against you.    GOPJ, 07/22/05

They have an engine called the Press whereby the people are deceived. ~C.S. Lewis    grimalkin, 07/22/05

No local communist or socialist party chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing.    IrishCatholic, 07/22/05

And the Clinton Legacy continues: like Herpes, it is a gift that keeps on giving.    King Prout, 07/22/05

Truth itself is the one enemy against which liberalism cannot prevail. ~Christopher Adamo    Minnesocold, 07/22/05

Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent. ~ Adam Smith    OldFriend, 07/22/05

When will the unhappy Muslims line up behind a non-violent leader like Gandhi or King?    syriacus, 07/22/05

NEW and IMPROVED: Now with 100% more Tyrannical Tendencies and Dictator Envy!    WorkingClassFilth, 07/22/05

Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.    Xenalyte, 07/22/05

I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures.    Allosaurs_r_us, 07/23/05

Give a man a program - frustrate him for a day... Teach a man to program - frustrate him for life.    glock rocks, 07/23/05

Thanks to the Leftists, yesterday's deviants are today's "alternate lifestyles."    Prime Choice, 07/23/05

Real torture is taking a ride with Sen. Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy in a 1968 Oldsmobile off a short bridge.    steveegg, 07/23/05

Democrats haven't had a new idea since Karl Marx.    TASMANIANRED, 07/23/05

How many liberties shall we give up to maintain the pretense that we are not at war with Islam?    thoughtomator, 07/23/05

The Dim Party and its fellow leftist travelers want nothing less than the fall of the United States.    Wolfstar, 07/23/05

French: The language of diplomacy, except for the French.    AZLiberty, 07/24/05

I'm at the point now where I refer to all liberals as "insurgents."    quantim, 07/24/05

Benedict XVI = Terminator IV    BlessedBeGod, 07/25/05

The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.    decal, 07/25/05

Susan Estrich: A face for radio and a voice for pantomime.    KimmyJaye, 07/25/05

My SUV is the urban squirrel's worst predator.    conservativeinferno, 07/26/05

Bork should have had Kennedy's USSC seat and Kelo v. New London would have gone the other way.    KarlInOhio, 07/26/05

I'm a reactionary, hirsute, gun-owning, knuckle dragging, Christian Neanderthal and proud of it!    Little Ray, 07/26/05

Legality does not dictate morality. ~Lavin    mtbopfuyn, 07/26/05

It’s a good thing that even when you dismiss the existence of God, he doesn't dismiss you.    Paradox, 07/26/05

Some people bring happiness when they enter the room and others........when they leave it.    soozla, 07/26/05

Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? ~Bupkes.    trisham, 07/26/05

Forcing everyone to be equal is as American as government-run cannibalism.    unsung, 07/26/05

The act of defending any of the cardinal virtues has today all the exhilaration of a vice.    BackInBlack, 07/27/05

Illegals should be Caught and Deported; not Released and Supported!    Iron Matron, 07/28/05

Liberal: A blatant liar who likes to spend other people's money.    libertylover, 07/28/05

Standing athwart history, shouting, "Turn those lights off! You think electricity grows on trees?"    Tax-chick, 07/28/05

Illegal immigration causes Representation without Taxation.    Terabitten, 07/28/05

Since Bush became president, the taliban are gone, Saddam is gone, Khadaffi is neutered, Arafat died.    Coffee_drinker, 07/29/05

The day the tagline went "Boink!"    Darksheare, 07/29/05

It's not that liberals don't know much, it's just that what they know just ain't so. ~R. Reagan    geopyg, 07/29/05

The state always has solutions to the problems it creates...more freedom will never be a solution.    joesnuffy, 07/29/05

France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.    Paleo Conservative, 07/29/05

Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.    Publius6961, 07/29/05

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing.    Rakkasan1, 07/29/05

TSA = Thousands Standing Around.    hometoroost, 07/31/05

Lose your borders, lose your citizenship; lose your citizenship, lose your Bill of Rights.    nathanbedford, 07/31/05

Because you're a blithering idiot, that's why. Next question?    seadevil, 07/31/05

Two wrongs do not make a right. It usually takes me at least three.    capt. norm, 08/01/05

www.heroesandtraitors.org    Coop, 08/01/05

It's the 99% of Mohammedans that make the other 1% look bad.    Dolphan, 08/01/05

Let the tolerant learn to tolerate my intolerance!    ez, 08/01/05

The ratmedia: always eager to remind us of why we hate them.    jmaroneps37, 08/01/05

The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.    mhking, 08/01/05

Karl Rove is Plame-proof.    Miss Marple, 08/01/05

Remember...it's only a scandal IF [a] it involves Republicans [b] the MSM chooses to report on it.    MplsSteve, 08/01/05

Due to the shortage of virgins, all suicide bombings have been cancelled.    politicalwit, 08/01/05

I once had a handle on life, but I broke it.    rdb3, 08/01/05

Tagline has been appropriated by county council for a much more profitable one.    SandfleaCSC, 08/01/05

If it isn't a baby, you're not pregnant.    Skooz, 08/01/05

Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask. ~Stand W.    Slings and Arrows, 08/01/05

A living affront to Islam since 1959.    SlowBoat407, 08/01/05

Muslims who really want peace should unite behind a non-violent leader like Gandhi, King, or Walesa.    syriacus, 08/01/05

The Republicans were happy to have the election decided on -- what's the word? -- "votes." ~Steyn    Watery Tart, 08/01/05

It don't matter where you are when "the bomb" goes off, as long as you can say "What was that?"    WillMalven, 08/01/05

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. ~Edison    Brytani, 08/02/05

Islam is not a religion, but rather a means of world conquest. ~Alan Burkhart.com    Enterprise, 08/02/05

USSG Warning: Portable sewing machines are known to cause broken ankles.    Gabz, 08/02/05

Conservatives look at Iraqi dual use chemicals and see WMDs. Liberals see tomato gardens.    gov_bean_ counter, 08/02/05

Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember.    JimWforBush, 08/02/05

The C-5 Galaxy [http://www.af.mil/factsheets/factsheet.asp?fsID=84]...sometimes, size DOES matter!    JRios1968, 08/02/05

Will work for a tagline.    JRios1968, 08/02/05

Liberals have no place to hide. Big media has shrunk and new giants walk the land.    Ma3lst0rm, 08/02/05

Hillary only WISHES she was the Beast.    MikeinIraq, 08/02/05

Now living with cutting edge 1950's technology.    najida, 08/02/05

Joey Buttafuco + A College Education = Bill Clinton.    PilloryHillary, 08/02/05

Liberals believe common sense facts are open to debate!    HawaiianGecko, 08/03/05

Even when a dog discovers he is barking up a wrong tree, he can still take a leak on it!    mdmathis6, 08/03/05

West Virginia needs neurosurgeons like San Francisco needs gynecologists.    NRA1995, 08/03/05

Spare the rod, spoil the liberal.    RacerF150, 08/03/05

Comment removed by poster before moderator could get to it.    umgud, 08/03/05

Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.    birbear, 08/04/05

I DON'T C.A.I.R. !!!!!!!!!    cmsgop, 08/04/05

Koran - The World's First WMD.    indcons, 08/04/05

The Democratic Party has Irritable Howl Syndrome.    jigsaw, 08/04/05

Walkin' the tightrope between the lost and found.    kerryusama04, 08/04/05

But once life has begun... termination should not be decided merely by desire. ~Ted Kennedy 1971.    Kevin OMalley, 08/04/05

1980's RR-Communism Evil Empire; 2000's GWB-Communism good for Business.    Skeeve14, 08/04/05

Liberals call the Constitution a living document because they enjoy torturing it.    Terpfen, 08/04/05

Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.    AliVeritas, 08/05/05

Does Not Respond to Armchair Generals or Idiots.    Allegra, 08/05/05

This tag line is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.    azhenfud, 08/05/05

How come they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them??    Conservative Infidel, 08/05/05

Bush's #1 priority Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . USA priority #64.    Dont_Tread_On_Me_888, 08/05/05

This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.    George Smiley, 08/05/05

Leftism is the Cult of the Artificial.    GeronL, 08/05/05

I have a ? for the libs: "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "Grow your own dope, plant a lib."    HarleyLady27, 08/05/05

Iraq is a Terrorist bug hotel, Terrorists go in, they do not come out.    MNJohnnie, 08/05/05

Real estate is not real anymore.    Semper911, 08/05/05

Hillary is days-old, roach-eaten toast.    snarks_when_bored, 08/05/05

Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.    Tax-chick, 08/05/05

Each of the 72 virgins comes with a mother-in-law. ~Chris Hitchens    Wolfgang_Blitzkrieg, 08/05/05

America: Land of the free, THANKS TO THE BRAVE! [" Choke on it, pinkos!"]    Yehuda, 08/05/05

Government wants the same, really old things I do - MY guns, MY property, MY freedoms!    djf, 08/06/05

The Hillary documentary is coming -- INDICTING HILLARY.    doug from upland, 08/06/05

How would a suicide bomber negotiate for a pension?    leadpenny, 08/06/05

Hate isn't a family value; it's a liberal one.    Lord Basil, 08/06/05

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.    sweetliberty, 08/06/05

Vote for gridlock - Make the elected personally liable for their wasteful spending.    WhiteGuy, 08/06/05

He speaks plainly and with common sense. Two things that make the left cringe.    ConservativeMan55, 08/07/05

Child sexual predators need killing, not GPS bracelets.    de Buillion, 08/07/05

You can lead a man to knowledge, but you can't make him think.    DelphiUser, 08/07/05

US Senate: the only place where the majority [D] comprises fewer than the minority [R].    dufekin, 08/07/05

How come people who say money can't buy you everything are filthy rich?    jwh_Denver, 08/07/05

I wouldn't mind being broke if I weren't so short of cash.    RipSawyer, 08/07/05

We get 4 more years, you get OBAMA.    alisasny, 08/08/05

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory.    bk1000, 08/08/05

Automated Freeping Device. [Please insert 2 cents for the next rightist harangue.]    Blogatron, 08/08/05

Kerry's mere nuisances: Marine Barracks '83, WTC '93, Khobar Towers, Embassy Bombs '98, USS Cole!!!    Enchante, 08/08/05

The only free cheese is in a mousetrap.    InsureAmerica, 08/08/05

My Daughter, My Hero, My Soldier, My Friend.    Jen's Mom, 08/08/05

Hillary Clinton = RAT Titantic.    John Lenin, 08/08/05

I.S.L.A.M.; Islam's Spiritual Leaders Advocate Murder.    lionheart 247365, 08/08/05

Do not believe the garbage the media is feeding you back home. ~Allegra [in Iraq]    maica, 08/08/05

Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.    Past Your Eyes, 08/08/05

By "paint the nation blue" they mean "depress everyone."    Sirc_Valence, 08/08/05

What did happen to those 293 boxes of secret FBI files [esp on Senators] Hillary stole?    strategofr, 08/08/05

I'm not a canned good. Please don't label me.    Woman on Caroline Street, 08/08/05

If any liberals get to Heaven, they'll lecture God on what's wrong with it and reform it all to Hell.    T'wit, 08/09/05

Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.    atomicpossum, 08/10/05

They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.    BushCountry, 08/10/05

Liberalism is the opiate of the *asses.    cwb, 08/10/05

You love life, while we love death. Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party.    Dallas59, 08/10/05

When you're in trouble you want all your friends around you...preferably armed!    hipaatwo, 08/10/05

God loves us where He finds us.    Mercat, 08/10/05

Everything happens as God wants it to.....otherwise, things would be different.    stuartcr, 08/10/05

Err America: It's for, ah, no, wait, FROM the children.    alwaysconservative, 08/11/05

If Michael Jackson eats a fruitcake... izzit cannilbalism???    neverhome, 08/11/05

Casey Sheehan, thank you for your service. I'm proud of you. Even if your mother isn't.    prairiebreeze, 08/11/05

Curb pollution; Save Energy: Show a lie-detection meter for every Democrat interview.    STARWISE, 08/11/05

Freud was wrong. It's all about "Roe v. Wade."    toomanygrasshoppers, 08/11/05

The 1st victim of islam is the person who practices the lie.    BayouCoyote, 08/12/05

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.    esquirette, 08/12/05

Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.    Jaysun, 08/12/05

Try permaculture and get back to the Founders intent. Mr. Jefferson lives!    OpusatFR, 08/12/05

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. ~Frederick Douglass    papertyger, 08/12/05

This tagline is on August recess.    RobFromGa, 08/12/05

The difference between Al Pirro and Bill Clinton is that Al actually WENT to jail.    stuckinNY-NJ, 08/12/05

E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.    Prime Choice, 08/13/05

The space/future belongs to the eagles --> http://www.cafepress.com/kevinspace1    KevinDavis, 08/14/05

Evil is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be endured. ~Flannery O'Connor    Antioch, 08/15/05

I may not always post...but I am always here......    cbkaty, 08/15/05

How long will you hold onto the rope when Liberals pull us off the cliff?    dannyboy72, 08/15/05

Check out my posts on Today Show bias at www.newsbusters.org    governsleastgovernsbest, 08/15/05

It's better to be historically accurate than politically correct.    Jemian, 08/15/05

Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.    writer33, 08/15/05

Heaven on Earth is where the nearest Starbucks is 60 miles away.    crazyhorse691, 08/16/05

RINOS - they are not better than the leftists, they ARE the leftists.    FOG724, 08/16/05

Science has it all: the fun of being still, paying attention, writing down numbers...    js1138, 08/16/05

Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links [on evolution] is at my homepage.    PatrickHenry, 08/16/05

Cindy Sheehan is a live version of the Wellstone memorial.    Rosemont, 08/16/05

Give a liberal a lie and he'll be famous for a day. Teach him to lie and he may get elected.    Baynative, 08/17/05

Has anyone seen my copy of "Abel Danger for DUmmies"?    CAluvdubya, 08/17/05

Typing from an undisclosed location.    elhombrelibre, 08/17/05

A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy. ~Disraeli    Modernman, 08/17/05

Politicians are like Slinkies. Good for nothing. But you smile when you push them down the stairs.    The SISU kid, 08/17/05

This whole 9/11 Commission was nothing but a Clinton Reclamation Project.    threeleftsmakearight, 08/17/05

Cindy Sheehan: "All You Are Saying Is Give APPEASEMENT A Chance!"    newzjunkey, 08/18/05

Political Correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism. ~Michelle Malkin    Skooz, 08/18/05

Compelling State Interest is the refuge of judicial activist traitors against the Constitution.    sourcery, 08/18/05

9-11 Commission- The largest CYA Operation in history!    tiredoflaundry, 08/18/05

We laugh at honor and are shocked that traitors are in our midst!!! ~C.S. Lewis    TrailofTears, 08/18/05

I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.    ExcursionGuy84, 08/19/05

The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth. ~Winston Churchill    My2Cents, 08/20/05

Even Tom Cruise would recommend that Cindy Sheehan take a Paxil. ~PBRSTREETGANG    Slings and Arrows, 08/20/05

Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy. ~Churchill    Stellar Dendrite, 08/22/05

Earth to liberals, we were not in Iraq on 9/11 so how did the war cause terrorism again?    Earthdweller, 08/23/05

Performing at a level just a hair above incompetence.    Cyclopean Squid, 08/24/05

Cindy - The new 'C' word! I really, really loathe liberals.    MarkeyD, 08/24/05

Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day; light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.    Shazbot29, 08/24/05

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.    afnamvet, 08/27/05

Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal.    Bigh4u2, 08/28/05

Liberals are LIVING PROOF that the concept of INTELLIGENT DESIGN is a flawed theory.    EagleUSA, 08/28/05

Don’t ask me, I'm just a simple post birth, tissue mass.    postaldave, 08/28/05

The ratio of damn fools to villains is high. ~Robert A. Heinlein    Rocko, 08/28/05

Power without morality is disaster. Morality without power is useless.    StoneGiant, 08/28/05

I'm not young enough to know everything.    Chena, 08/29/05

LIBERALISM - Being miserable for no good reason.    frogjerk, 08/29/05

Reformed Kerry voter [I know, I'm a frickin' idiot.]    varyouga, 08/29/05

Islam Factoid: After forcing young girls to watch his men execute their fathers, Muhammad raped them.    E. Pluribus Unum, 08/30/05

War is Mankind's way of ridding the world of the tyranny caused by liberalism.    Loud Mime, 08/30/05

It takes a nation of candyasses to hold this military back.    My2Cents, 08/30/05

As a Muslim of course I am a terrorist. ~Sheikh Omar Brooks, quoted in the London Times 8/7/05.    denydenydeny, 08/31/05

Will hack code for oil.    alancarp, 09/01/05

It's a very fluid situation. ~Louisiana Governor Blanco at 08/30 press conference.    Bear_in_RoseBear, 09/01/05

If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.    Fintan, 09/01/05

Now in its 42nd year and still no Exit Strategy for the War on Poverty.    skimbell, 09/01/05

My tagline is on vacation, lying in the hammock with a cold beer.    Congressman Billybob, 09/02/05

Is your problem ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.    2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten, 09/03/05

Liberalism: Where shame is a virtue.    John Lenin, 09/04/05

Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god.    MrBambaLaMamba, 09/04/05

But once the shooting starts, a plan is just a guess in a party dress. ~Michael Yon    bitt, 09/05/05

Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!    DollyCali, 09/05/05

I support the firemen, but not their cause.    InvisibleChurch, 09/06/05

Houston Astrodome - Compassionate Conservatism at work!    HoustonCurmudgeon, 09/11/05

Member of Arbor Day Foundation, travelling the country and destroying open space.    sergeantdave, 09/11/05

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.    Darnright, 09/13/05

We haven't forgotten you Commander Michael Speicher.    Dog, 09/13/05

As long as liberalism and I exist, neither one of us is safe.    DaveLoneRanger, 09/14/05

I talk to myself all the time when no one is listening. It's called marriage.    Kiss Me Hardy, 09/14/05

Sans Reproache-Helping to keep Liberals free to be stupid since 1977.    Pukin Dog, 09/14/05

You have the nerve to say that terrorism is caused by resisting it?    Samwise, 09/14/05

Hyperbole is the opiate of the activist wacko.    wimpycat, 09/14/05

FOOTBALL REFEREES: It's tough playing with us, but you can't play the game without us.    b4its2late, 09/15/05

William Jefferson, Democrat Louisiana - Doesn't everybody keep their cash in their freezer?    beyond the sea, 09/15/05

Dem's can bus people to the polls but can't bus them out of danger to save their lives.    CajunConservative, 09/15/05

Islam is not something to be understood, it is something that must be utterly destroyed.    DarthVader, 09/15/05

Freedom of the Press is not a license to manipulate the public.    del4hope, 09/15/05

Click on "faq" to read "Things you may have forgotten about Iraq."    faq, 09/15/05

Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians.    FreedomPoster, 09/15/05

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. ~Orwell    Jim Noble, 09/15/05

Liberals out of power are comical-Liberals in power are dangerous! ~ElRushbo.    Las Vegas Dave, 09/15/05

Pro Se Defendant from Hell.    Maceman, 09/15/05

The dumber the troll, the longer the thread.    Melas, 09/15/05

Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. ~John Adams    mewzilla, 09/15/05

We ain't stuck on stupid. We don't place troops in the eye of a hurricane. ~General Honore.    mother22wife21, 09/15/05

CNN - Constant Negative Nonsense.    msnimje, 09/15/05

A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children. ~Proverbs 13:22    Nea Wood, 09/15/05

No enemy has inflicted as much damage on America as liberals.    NetValue, 09/15/05

Only YOU can prevent liberalism.    paulcissa, 09/15/05

HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!    SAMWolf, 09/15/05

God grant me the strength to live a life worthy of those who have gone before me.    Terabitten, 09/15/05

The lesson from New Orleans? Smart Growth kills. You can't evacuate dense populations easily.    weegee, 09/15/05

The Democratic Party - Jackass symbol, jackass leaders, jackass supporters.    WestVirginiaRebel, 09/15/05

Well-behaved women rarely make history. ~Laurel Thatcher Ulrich.    WV Mountain Mama, 09/15/05

Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue."    Zacs Mom, 09/15/05

Stop the looting! The IRS hates competition.    ovrtaxt, 09/16/05

America is a Republic and the U.S. Constitution guarantees a Republican form of Government.    rambo316, 09/16/05

This Freeper was linked for the 2nd time by Rush Limbaugh today [9/13/05]. Hoohah!    Congressman Billybob, 09/17/05

Don't let your children grow up to be mainstream media maggots.    verity, 09/17/05

When the BIG ONE wipes out Hollywood can we call it Bush's Fault instead of the San Andreas Fault?    cgk, 09/17/05

What Nation Has Ever Given A Timetable For Finishing A War?    RoadTest, 09/17/05

The only way to find yourself is in the fires of sorrow. ~Oswald Chambers    Dark Skies, 09/17/05

North is a direction. South is a way of life.    onyx, 09/17/05

There is no such thing as a happy liberal.    freespirited, 09/17/05

Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.    metmom, 09/17/05

Doesn't anyone here know how to use apostrophe's?    southernnorthcarolina, 09/17/05

I'm marrying a woman before they make gay marriage mandatory!    JohnnyZ, 09/17/05

When Rats govern they screw up and people die. Then, the Rats want to punch the President.    Enterprise, 09/17/05

The Media turn each tactical victory for insurgents into a strategic victory for terrorists.    TankerKC, 09/17/05

The DNC prefers advancing the party at the expense of human lives.    meyer, 09/17/05

God Bless And Protect All Our Brave Military Men And Women.   Every Freeper, Every Day


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This Thread Is Dedicated To Our Troops And Their Families.

Thank You From Our Grateful Hearts.

You Are In Our Prayers Every Day.

May God Bless Each And Every One Of You!

1 posted on 09/18/2005 10:06:13 AM PDT by jigsaw
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To: .cnI redruM; 11Bush; 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten; 2nd amendment mama; 6SJ7; 76834; A Jovial Cad; ...

Thy tagline is above!


2 posted on 09/18/2005 10:08:18 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: Casekirchen; cbkaty; Ceebass; CFC__VRWC; cgbg; chapin2500; CHARLITE; Chena; Chgogal; ...

Thy tagline is above.


3 posted on 09/18/2005 10:09:24 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: Desdemona; devolve; dirtbiker; DJ Taylor; djf; Doctor Raoul; Dog; DollyCali; Dolphan; ...

Thy tagline is above!


4 posted on 09/18/2005 10:10:13 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: jigsaw

Roger that.

Thanks!


5 posted on 09/18/2005 10:10:55 AM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: GOP_Proud; got_moab?; governsleastgovernsbest; gov_bean_ counter; gr8eman; Grampa Dave; gridlock; ..

Thy tagline is above!


6 posted on 09/18/2005 10:10:59 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: jtminton; July 4th; Junior; Justanobody; jwalburg; jwh_Denver; kanawa; KarlInOhio; kb2614; Keith; ..

Thy tagline is above!


7 posted on 09/18/2005 10:11:53 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: muir_redwoods; My Favorite Headache; My2Cents; mystery-ak; N. Theknow; najida; Nam Vet; ...

Thy tagline is above!


8 posted on 09/18/2005 10:13:01 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: jigsaw

whooohooo!!!!

I made the list!!

thanks for the thread :)


9 posted on 09/18/2005 10:13:14 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (Hey Fox News, MORE MOLLY, LESS Greta van Talksoutthesideofhermouth)
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To: Ready2go; reagan_fanatic; Realism; Rebelbase; RebelTex; Red Badger; redgolum; rellimpank; ...

Thy tagline is above!


10 posted on 09/18/2005 10:13:42 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: stuckinNY-NJ; stylin19a; stylin_geek; sweetliberty; Swordmaker; syriacus; T'wit; Tall_Texan; ...

Thy tagline is above!


11 posted on 09/18/2005 10:14:32 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: jigsaw

Thanks, jigsaw, from a freeper in Baghdad.


12 posted on 09/18/2005 10:15:06 AM PDT by elhombrelibre (Typing from an undisclosed location.)
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To: jigsaw

Wow, this is quite a compilation. Fun to read!


13 posted on 09/18/2005 10:15:50 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ( "Sic semper tyrannis." (Your dinosaur is ill.))
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To: All

Thou art all most welcome. There are about 910 taglines from the last six-months. Thanks to you many Freepers who have Freepmailed me taglines -- many of them I had not spotted.


14 posted on 09/18/2005 10:17:50 AM PDT by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops.)
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To: jigsaw

Wow!

Excellent collection.


15 posted on 09/18/2005 10:21:32 AM PDT by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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To: jigsaw

Thank you!


16 posted on 09/18/2005 10:21:32 AM PDT by Enterprise (When Rats govern they screw up and people die. Then, the Rats want to punch the President.)
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To: jigsaw

Woohoo I made the list!!!! Thank you Tom DeLay for the great tagline :-) What a way to celebrate my almost 1 year Freeper birthday 9/23/2005


17 posted on 09/18/2005 10:22:40 AM PDT by hipaatwo
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Hey kool! I really [hello?] had fun with that [ya...ah!] tagline concept. I didn't rip it [hello?] off from anyone, mind you. [Rush Limbaugh.] It just [yaa...aah!] came to me.


18 posted on 09/18/2005 10:24:31 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (Don't kick yourself for not giving more to charity: mug the tax payer, you silly schmuck. /sarcasm)
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To: jigsaw

Wow. What an incredible work! Thanks.

I get to see and read the thoughts of so many fantastic minds on FR!


19 posted on 09/18/2005 10:24:33 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: jigsaw

Great post.


20 posted on 09/18/2005 10:27:32 AM PDT by clyde asbury (#)
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