Woman Falls Through Bus Window While Mooning

News Of The Weird | 7/94

[NRA1995]

1994 -- Tamara Jo Klemkowsky, 32, of Waldorf, Md., was hospitalized with several broken bones in April after she fell out the window of a chartered party bus traveling 55 mph. Klemkowsky had leaned too hard on an emergency window while mooning a passing car, causing the window to give way.

[NRA1995]

I imagine she left a little butt tissue behind as well (excuse the pun)

[pageonetoo]

slow day, huh? This isn't exactly BREAKING news, unless you consider her bones... It is dated 7/1994

[Jemian]

Only a few broken bones? Just wait, she'll try again for a Darwin.

[NRA1995]

OK so I forgot to use "General Chat" instead of "Breaking News".....have your people call my people and we'll work out a settlement... :-)

[pageonetoo]

...have your people call my people and we'll work out a settlement... :-)

I am Pro se. The papers are in the mail ;>) !

[Brainhose]

Waldorf Md.? Any word if she was eating a Waldorf salad at the time?
She may want to use this recipe:

Waldorf Salad

• 3 or 4 apples, unpeeled, cut from the core, and chopped into bite size pieces (about 3 cups)
• 1 tablespoon lemon juice
• 1/3 cup raisins
• 2/3 cup chopped celery
• 1/3 cup walnuts (optional)
• 1/3 cup mayonnaise
• 1 tablespoon sugar

Don't bother peeling the apples unless their skins are really unattractive. 
Cut up 3 or 4 of them, until you get about 2-1/2 or 3 cups of chopped apples. 
Sprinkle the lemon juice over the apples.  The acid in the lemon juice prevents
the apples from turning brown.  The raisins will taste best if you plump them first. 
Do this by measuring them into a cereal bowl and adding enough warm tap water
to cover them completely.  Allow them to sit for a few minutes, absorbing the water,
and softening up.  Drain them very well when you need them.  I actually squeeze
them to make sure they are very dry.  Chop up the celery, it should take about
2 stalks or so.  I add black walnuts because I get them for free, but you can use
regular walnuts or omit them completely if you don't have any handy. 
Mix everything together in a medium sized bowl with the mayonnaise and sugar,
coating all of the ingredients with the mayonnaise.  It is now ready to serve, or
you can chill it overnight and serve it tomorrow instead.  This is so crunchy and
chewy, it is perfect contrast for a meal which is soft, or easy to chew.  This recipe serves 6.

Or perhaps she was headed for the Waldorf Hotel in Fargo South Dakota

[Brainhose]

Ooops I meant North Dakota (blush)

[freedomson]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that alcohol was involved.

[freedomson]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Ms.Tamara Jo Klemkowsky has at least one tattoo.

[NRA1995]

People in Waldorf usually have at least one tattoo....

[tob2]

I love Waldorf Salad. There is also a Waldorf Hotel in New York City.

Anybody see the very funny episode of Fawlty Towers with John Cleese where one the guests in his inn was an American who ordered a Waldorf Salad and John Cleese didn't know what it was? Sent out the waiter to go shoot a Waldorf and bring it to the guest.

[Brainhose]

Fawlty Towers, or is that Farty Towels, is one of my favorite TV shows in the world.
And that episode is one of the best. :)
I loved it when the guest ordered a screwdriver and Basil thought he meant a handtool.
God, I loved that show. :)
If you get me going I could go on a Fawlty Towers discussion for hours.

[tob2]

That was a great show and all too short, in my opinion. This woman's "stunt" should qualify her for some sort of award, like maybe community service at the minimum.

[Fog Nozzle]

I' glad you know how to spell.

[tob2]

I have my "senior" moments and dyslexic fingers! rofl

[Graycliff]

Would you call that assphalt?