Posted on 09/15/2005 8:57:45 AM PDT by snick41
I remember when America was still Christian... In school we said morning prayers to God, the God of the Bible, the Ten commandments hung proudly over the classroom wall, there was no crime, poverty, AIDS or open minded liberals and not a trace of liberalism for that matter. Today Those above mentioned are no longer tolerated in favor of tolerating the intolerable. America is a pluralistic nation now. Today we have satanists sacrificing tender virgins on their altars, babies being abducted from their mothers for manufacturing doku drums and every friday at 6:15 in the morning, Italian immagrints perform their blasphamous pinapapetapoch dancing, kindling the vengeful red hot anger of God over our nation. I believe Hurricane Katrina was an act of God punishing us for tolerating such evil! Most evil of all is the threat that Islam posses. No Im not just talking about flying planes into buildings and killing unbelievers, Im not just talking about their intolerance of Christians Jews and Buddhists, Im not even talking about their blowing themselves up either! Im talking about klamaramakhaka. What is klamaramakhaka you say? It is an evil ritual that is performed by Muslims during the month of Ramadan. It is where the word kaka orginiates. The klamaramakhaka is performed in the middle of this holiday to commemorate Mohammed's cousin's room mate's entrance to paradise. They start by taking a red flag and throwing it into outerspace and then running around beating their fists on their nipples chanting, "AAAAAAAAAAAA OH ALLAH! I WERE A ZAMBAZAM GOING TO THE MARKET! PLEASE ALLAH! KILL THOSE WHITE DEVILS PLEASE!" How racist! How ironic too since Zamazam is another word for baal, the God of the Ku Klux Klan and alot of other heathen racist cults. Then they raise three fingers in the air in blasphemy against the trinity and declare the Jesus never even existed. They yell "WE BARE WITNESS THAT JESUS NEVER EXISTED PERIOD! ALLAH AKHBAR!" They then smear feecal matter on their camels and go to a ghetto to kill Jews. This is why God punished America and brought about Katrina, because of klamaramakhaka. We need to witness to Muslims and COnvert them. If they at least become atheists instead, God won't be so mad.
Yupper, Zotted!!
"There's no such word as klamaramakhaka."
Also no such word as pinapapetapoch.
Trolls are so stupid!
Oooh, sorry! That's not the right answer! But you've been a great contestant, and just for playing, you'll receive the home version of Free Republic!
Damn, I missed the zot.
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Satan?? Is that you?
Somebody was doing some BIG Bong hits during the hurricane I see.
Katrina is America's fault?
In before the ZOT!
I'll have to admist this one REALLY cracked me up. Kaka is the Spanish word for the substance you are full of.
LOL - poor leftists don't even get any fun between 7 and 8.
;o)
*AH-64 masks*
Switching to LOAL.
Confirm. Weapons free.
Hellfire away!
ZOT!
Your insight into the world is absolutely amazing! I am truly blessed to have read your post, I leave now for tonight a lot happier and more fulfilled, now, let's see, where did I put my sarcasm tag....
"Meanwhile I have a liberal friend who thinks are Nation is becoming fundamentalist."
certainly not a nation devoted to the fundamentals of good spelling!
;)
You Bast@rd, I thought this was going to be our special secret thingy..
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