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To: pissant
Rain. Crepe Myrtle (the smell of summer in the South). My delicious cornbread dressing.

For over 11 years I lost my sense of smell due to a head injury. One never knows what they've lost until its gone. (Ironically, also due to the head injury I've been able to smell any kind of fragrance, cologne, cleaners. In fact its become magnified and triggers migraines in me.)

9 posted on 09/14/2005 8:49:28 AM PDT by proudofthesouth (Boycotting movies since 1988)
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To: proudofthesouth

THE PERFECT MATCH
I have a smell joke from the James Herriott stories. There was a big old dog that his owner brought regularly to the veterinarian's office. The dog had a terrible flatulence problem that, incidentally, smelled horrible. The vet could barely stand to treat the dog, but the owner seemed oblivious to the stinky smells emanating from the mutt. One day, the vet (Herriott) made a house call to see the dog (that was in the old days in England). There was a vase of flowers on the dining table and the stinky dog was lying in the corner, farting profusely as usual. Herriott treated the dog, and as he was leaving he walked over and smelled the flowers on the table and commented on how wonderful they smelled. The dog's owner answered, "Well sir, I wouldn't know meself since I lost me sense of smell many long years ago."

Oh, and speaking of "match", a good cheap air freshener is simply to strike a match and let it burn for a few seconds, then blow it out. It covers odors very well, as does a window raised about an inch for a little while to allow fresh air into the room.


142 posted on 09/14/2005 10:30:31 AM PDT by Twinkie (Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God.)
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