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I'm an old softy grampa of 4 but somehow this story still makes me barf. "This whole thing is a tragedy,'' Caroline said. "I know it's not a real mouse." GMAFB
1 posted on 09/09/2005 6:05:15 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes
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To: Past Your Eyes

I guess I am a softy. I feel bad for the kid.


3 posted on 09/09/2005 6:08:56 PM PDT by RadioAstronomer (Senior member of Darwin Central)
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A perfect example of a good liberal education. The laws of physics still apply; even in San Fran.

I bet she has a better understanding of physics now and so does mousie.

p.s. Lucky for the rodent, she was headed East or swimming might be an real tough option.
4 posted on 09/09/2005 6:12:03 PM PDT by Steamburg (Pretenders everywhere)
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Must be a very dull day at the Gate's news desk.

I can just hear it now. "Bush's been bashed, El Sheehan's been covered, - - what's an editor gonna do?"

Well look at this! How wonderful, a self-centered pre-teen with a "tragedy" to share with our readers.

And it's sure to boost sales in the barf bag company I own stock in, said the editor to himself. ;-)


7 posted on 09/09/2005 6:14:19 PM PDT by GladesGuru ("In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles)
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this story still makes me barf.

It made me laugh.

8 posted on 09/09/2005 6:16:14 PM PDT by MRMEAN (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress;but I repeat myself. Mark Twain)
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Very slow news day...


10 posted on 09/09/2005 6:18:34 PM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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...partly to find out how many balloons it takes to float a mouse.

And now she knows. So she lost Mousie and learned a valuable life lesson. You don't put the things you love at risk or you might lose them.

I approve of learning this lesson with a stuffed mouse at age 11 rather then with a little baby at age 21.

11 posted on 09/09/2005 6:19:30 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Vote for the Constipation Party! They will never pass anything)
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How sad;)
12 posted on 09/09/2005 6:19:33 PM PDT by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
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The whole family needs therapy.

And the Chronicle needs a new editor. How many actual news stories have been ignored so that drivel like this can be printed?

13 posted on 09/09/2005 6:20:52 PM PDT by giotto
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Hey! I think I have an idea for the next hurricane to come over.

Hmmmmmm.


14 posted on 09/09/2005 6:21:22 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (When a Jihadist dies, an angel gets its wings)
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Mousie's ordeal aint nothing compared to Amelia's.

Huh?

A home to roost in Amelia the flying chicken adopted by Concord woman

15 posted on 09/09/2005 6:23:12 PM PDT by csvset
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Chalk it up as a learning experience for the little girl. None of my rodent pets lasted very long when I kid either.


20 posted on 09/09/2005 6:52:02 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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Actually, this has the hint of one of them

"It was a dark and stormy night" entries...

But someone left her bedroom window open and, as Caroline watched in horror, a sudden gust carried the floating Mousie out the window, past the maple tree in the backyard, over the rooftop and gone.

21 posted on 09/09/2005 6:54:23 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Previously known as Pookie Me, a Freeper since 7 September 1998. All who joined later are newbies!)
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The mouse in question.


22 posted on 09/09/2005 10:07:54 PM PDT by Xenophobic Alien ("It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.")
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"IS","IS"! Once you make a choice, the consequences are out of your control.


24 posted on 09/09/2005 10:53:38 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (LET ME DIE ON MY FEET IN MY SWAMP, ALEX KOZINSKI FOR SCOTUS)
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In other news a group of gerbils destined for the bay area are holed up at a pet wholesaler demanding not to be shipped to SanFransico.

Leaders of the gerbils had apparently recently seen a disturbing south park episode.

28 posted on 09/10/2005 12:31:02 AM PDT by Dinsdale
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